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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I get little images of where people are when they post. So, Ryan is in his shed with Lego and craft materials for his outfits if he posts during the day. Obi is on the sofa like the Sofa Bear from the adverts if it's during the day and he's in the bath, with cake, if it's in the evening. Tempting Devil is currently on a hospital ward hiding her screen every time someone comes over to her.
Post where you think the person above is as they post and/or amuse us with your visions of others.
Just for clarification, I've never seen Ryan's shed, Obi's sofa or bath, or TD's ward.
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Lickety is currently at a big mahogany desk in some hush hush government building with echoey corridors, her hair pinned up, in a suit looking over the top of her glasses at her tablet as she issues orders to the besuited young fresh faced Ruperts and Xanders she has hand picked to carry out her orders.  |
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"Lickety is currently at a big mahogany desk in some hush hush government building with echoey corridors, her hair pinned up, in a suit looking over the top of her glasses at her tablet as she issues orders to the besuited young fresh faced Ruperts and Xanders she has hand picked to carry out her orders. "
Tempting devil is in a large marbled room next to a pool on a lounger with drinks and a waiter.  |
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"Lickety is currently at a big mahogany desk in some hush hush government building with echoey corridors, her hair pinned up, in a suit looking over the top of her glasses at her tablet as she issues orders to the besuited young fresh faced Ruperts and Xanders she has hand picked to carry out her orders.
Tempting devil is in a large marbled room next to a pool on a lounger with drinks and a waiter. "
Mr Nordy has tired arms from holding his sign up and has now leaned to the right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session."
Not currently, maybe later though! |
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over a year ago
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"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.
Not currently, maybe later though!"
Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars  |
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Mrs DDC I picture as an organised woman blithely getting on with her day between checking Mr DDC is still securely in his play pen and hasn't knocked his sippy cup over his leap pad.
I see her checking in periodically to see what he's put this time.
Funnily enough I picture the Lovesmuffin household to be similar just with more jackets that fasten at the back, the occasional hannibal face mask and a regular delivery from crayola.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.
Not currently, maybe later though!
Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars "
Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention... |
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"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus
C..."
I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus
C...
I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet..."
If you're dressed my kettles on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.
Not currently, maybe later though!
Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars
Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention... "
She's not, actually. She's currently laid up in bed naked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.
Not currently, maybe later though!
Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars
Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention... "
Dr London is stood on his roof hands on hip sunglasses on. Just because he can. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Mr Who is on his drive, phone in hand, roll-up hanging out of his gob, mid-way through an eight hour car washing session.
Not currently, maybe later though!
Mr Who is probably sat wearing his Family Guy boxers, in his nerd-themed bedroom surrounded by guitars
Harley is currently at a Batman Cosplay convention...
She's not, actually. She's currently laid up in bed naked. "
Looking at cosplay convention dates |
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"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus
C...
I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet...
If you're dressed my kettles on..."
...and if I wasn't? |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus
C...
I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet...
If you're dressed my kettles on...
...and if I wasn't?"
Then my kettles on
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Topsy is currently cavorting naked (except for her hold ups) in front of the window in her flat hoping to shock the passengers on the top deck of the bus
C...
I've just had to throw some clobber on actually as there are a few men assembling scaffolding up the side of the building ans I don't want to shock them just yet...
If you're dressed my kettles on...
...and if I wasn't?"
Then neither am I! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
MrWho - I picture him sat in a deckchair on his drive with a pair of binoculars, scanning the air for and birds that may come within 20' of his car, before blasting them out of the air with one of those amazing rotary machineguns that Blane used in Predator. |
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As it's Thursday, Funky will be loitering in the stationery cupboard waiting to bare his soul to any secretary who dares to enter.
thegirlnextdoor will be devising cunning plans for her new neighbors to bring her supplies so she doesn't injure herself further.
Bladey will just be Bladey  |
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"Mrs DDC I picture as an organised woman blithely getting on with her day between checking Mr DDC is still securely in his play pen and hasn't knocked his sippy cup over his leap pad.
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I thought my ears were burning!
She's actually gone out for a 'ladies lunch' (not a euphemism) leaving me sat at my desk supposedly planning the hols, but actually lining up my pencils while worrying that one of them is slightly longer than the other 
Mr ddc
PS I always imagine Lickety with a magnifying glass.
(In a Miss Marple sort of way obvs, not a "My, what a tiny penis, Mr ddc" kinda way  ) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I'm rarely in the bath these days and cake is banned - I've a wedding suit to get into.  
Occasionally on the sofa but often in the garden if the sun is shining - or the beach with the woof!
Where do I think some of the others are?
Ryan - McD's of course.
Gimp - a padded cell chewing crayons.
Lickety - on the floor doing yoga.
Shag - the gym or the kitchen (or behind his bush!)
MrWho - under his Alfa
Paddy - either behind a camera shooting bugs or sat peeving arses
Cheeky - behind her desk at work or on the sofa with a viska and
Taff - on a hill somewhere with the pooch
Funky/Invictus - 2000BC/1872
Bladey - either vaping away on the sofa or in the pub with a pint
A fair few single guys of course will be at home, tackle out, perving hot pics and tugging away to the answers to the many "what's your biggest fantasy/do you take it up the arse/spit or swallow" threads - because there's just not enough porn out there on t'internet.
Everyone else?
Work, Asda, sitting on public transport, sat on the sofa or slowly typing with their nose due to the restrictive nature of straight jackets! 
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"Mr DDC is probably at his desk and lining up his pencils! Did you know that he worries if one is longer than the other?  "
Mrs DDC is sat in a classy bar with her lady friends drinking cocktails and sniggering about her crafty use of a pencil sharpener just before she left the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lickety is currently at a big mahogany desk in some hush hush government building with echoey corridors, her hair pinned up, in a suit looking over the top of her glasses at her tablet as she issues orders to the besuited young fresh faced Ruperts and Xanders she has hand picked to carry out her orders.
Tempting devil is in a large marbled room next to a pool on a lounger with drinks and a waiter.
Mr Nordy has tired arms from holding his sign up and has now leaned to the right. "
Actually you`re not far off, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Diamondjoe - with headphones on wherever he is, as he always seems to be listening to music.
Brighton Steve - on the beach topping up his tan.
GentlemanBen- captaining his boat and keeping his crew in order.
Frisky Mare - in the stables or in a dance studio.
Zoya - sipping champers in the hot tub.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Diamond Joe - he is sat in his conservatory, feet up, pondering robbing the Glastonbury bank dressed as a new age wizard, safe in the knowledge that that is the perfect disguise in Glastonbury |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have seen obi in the bath .where do you imagine me Lickity ?
Naked in your conservatory knitting "
Tanning naked on your yacht in Monaco harbout with a pinnacolada close to hand.... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I always visualise Iona as sat on a cosy sofa covered in comfy cushions with the smell of baked goods wafting in from the kitchen and a view over a Cotswold Valley. All sheep, grass and pale stone cottages. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Ligeia , sat doing the splits with a foot and a calf on chairs, someone in a gimp suit crouched below her and her boss wondering whether he made a mistake in telling her to make herself at home when she first started in the office. |
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Tina is situated in a dimly lit kiosk just inside the door of a club bathed in red light.
She glances sneeringly at people who are passing - waving them forward to go in or backwards to ,'Get the fuck from under my nose out!'
Without a word a huge burly bouncer in red stockings and a leather jacket walks weeping wannabee punters to the pavement.
Tina sucks her teeth and seductively whispers , 'Next!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny Crumpet is wearing a shawl over her cardi, sitting on a window seat in a big bay window where she can point menancingly if anyone shits on the grass.
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Bet she gets really angry if they don't pick it up. |
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Ryan is sitting in the airing cupboard mummified in bandages except for his cock which is drooping toward the floor and pushed through a sugar crisp eccles cake.
He is wating to surprise his lover. He has been waiting for three days. She is on a 3 day mobile gangbang in a fish lorry travelling up and down the M4. |
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"Ryan is sitting in the airing cupboard mummified in bandages except for his cock which is drooping toward the floor and pushed through a sugar crisp eccles cake.
He is wating to surprise his lover. He has been waiting for three days. She is on a 3 day mobile gangbang in a fish lorry travelling up and down the M4. "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny in a rocking chair with a knitted tartan rug , in a house of ill repute , smoking a pipe and giggling.
Lol sorry
Get lost. I never giggle.  "
Ok cackling |
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"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad"
sat in his vast music room sipping on a rather expensive conjaq wearing a smoking jacket, whilst listening to something deliciously smooth on the grammar phone |
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"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that? "
No I think you're reclining on a velvet chaise longue in a blue dress and high heels - with the portable on your lap on a cushion tray and a glass of chilled New World Sauvignon Blanc on the dressed side table lol! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that?
No I think you're reclining on a velvet chaise longue in a blue dress and high heels - with the portable on your lap on a cushion tray and a glass of chilled New World Sauvignon Blanc on the dressed side table lol! "
That it a bit to close for comfort. Purple chaise longue with a wooden bed tray with my laptop. I never drink alone.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that?
You, silly :P"
I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.
You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.
On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.
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"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that?
You, silly :P
I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.
You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.
On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.
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You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that?
You, silly :P
I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.
You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.
On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.
You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth "
Practising pensive looks in the mirror while wearing an interesting Paisley pattern pair of gentlemans boxer shorts. Whilst an obscure band is playing in the back ground. All pictured in black and white. |
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"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that?
No I think you're reclining on a velvet chaise longue in a blue dress and high heels - with the portable on your lap on a cushion tray and a glass of chilled New World Sauvignon Blanc on the dressed side table lol!
That it a bit to close for comfort. Purple chaise longue with a wooden bed tray with my laptop. I never drink alone.
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Haha, elderflower cordial or earl grey then. Just call me psychic |
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"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that?
You, silly :P
I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.
You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.
On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.
You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth
Practising pensive looks in the mirror while wearing an interesting Paisley pattern pair of gentlemans boxer shorts. Whilst an obscure band is playing in the back ground. All pictured in black and white. "
Something like this?
Up Yaws - "Fucking Cunt / Awkward Bastard"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reclining naked by the pool as an oiled specimen of manhood types her dictated witticisms on to an Ipad
Who's that?
You, silly :P
I wouldn't be seen dead with an iPad.
You, my dear, are in a darkroom with the music on loud and the only light is the blue from your screens.
On one you have Fab open to the lounge, with another tab for a more lurid website. Another screen has an open web-cam where some man is cavorting for your pleasure.
You make me smile, but you're a long way from the truth
Practising pensive looks in the mirror while wearing an interesting Paisley pattern pair of gentlemans boxer shorts. Whilst an obscure band is playing in the back ground. All pictured in black and white.
Something like this?
Up Yaws - "Fucking Cunt / Awkward Bastard"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVTf5EpIItQ"
That is some laid back insulting beats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
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Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol "
I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol
I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point. "
Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol
I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.
Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat?"
In italy at the ferrari test track |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol
I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.
Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat?"
A little Chef, having stopped at a petrol station. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol
I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point. "
Blimey have you been following us .
As for you Classy Lady I see you in a very chic boudoir. Tasteful art and classical music , then you open French doors out on to a balcony overlooking a rose garden |
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"Blimey have you been following us .
As for you Classy Lady I see you in a very chic boudoir. Tasteful art and classical music , then you open French doors out on to a balcony overlooking a rose garden "
Feeling the wind caressing his balls |
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol
I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point. "
And when they get home Pooch reclines on the sofa and peruses the forums through his half moon glasses as Taff curls up asleep in his squishy bed on the floor next to the sofa. When he twitches and flails in his sleep Pooch looks down at him with a wry smile and says "Bless, he's chasing bi single fems" |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Tina is posting from the top floor of Titz Towers, in a very large leather chair, a bank of computer screens in front of her, watching every stand up she hates die on their arse...
But with the dog by her feet... no cat - too cliched! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walkingtaff is sitting in a cosy study, with muddy boots by the back door. He reads the threads to pooch who then dictates the post.
Blimey have you seen our web cam ,,the pooch has his bubble pipe and looks up from his books and yep dictates lol
I like the above ^^ I have visions of Walkingtaff striding across the valley, always 10 paces behind pooch ~ talking in a sing song voice using his arms to emphasise a point.
Ordering the servants about with a whip, clad in Black leather, from her ivory tower- behind the drawbridge and moat?"
Hahaha not quite but I like your way of thinking ~ leather, whips, servants & a tower, what more could a woman want! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fair few single guys of course will be at home, tackle out, perving hot pics and tugging away to the answers to the many "what's your biggest fantasy/do you take it up the arse/spit or swallow" threads - because there's just not enough porn out there on t'internet.
Everyone else?
Work, Asda, sitting on public transport, sat on the sofa or slowly typing with their nose due to the restrictive nature of straight jackets!
A"
You forgot those posting from their ivory towers or glass houses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A fair few single guys of course will be at home, tackle out, perving hot pics and tugging away to the answers to the many "what's your biggest fantasy/do you take it up the arse/spit or swallow" threads - because there's just not enough porn out there on t'internet.
Everyone else?
Work, Asda, sitting on public transport, sat on the sofa or slowly typing with their nose due to the restrictive nature of straight jackets!
A
You forgot those posting from their ivory towers or glass houses. "
Posts from the first class lounge of any airport, mainly because of the free wi-fi whilst eyeing up the hostess with the mostest  |
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Toshn posts from the kitchen where he has an ern set up for all the tea requests and huge quantities of bacon.
All he's wearing is his pinny and hen keeps his phone handy in the pocket for perving/replying to early bird threads |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Tempting is sat in her bed
ace is in his armchair cranking up the music to annoy downstairs
Tina is putting her magic carpet through the mangle as it had a curly end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually you're wrong. It was 1888. "
I believe you posted this from a rather stuffy old board room, wearing an emerald green crushed velvet smoking jacket.
You were using a walnut nut cracker on your left testicle. It ended badly hence you travelled in time for a cure. |
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"Actually you're wrong. It was 1888.
I believe you posted this from a rather stuffy old board room, wearing an emerald green crushed velvet smoking jacket.
You were using a walnut nut cracker on your left testicle. It ended badly hence you travelled in time for a cure. "
I'm impressed. The only thing you got wrong was that it was my right testicle. I assume this was due to the refraction index caused by Chronomantic waves distorting your vision. |
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"Actually you're wrong. It was 1888.
I believe you posted this from a rather stuffy old board room, wearing an emerald green crushed velvet smoking jacket.
You were using a walnut nut cracker on your left testicle. It ended badly hence you travelled in time for a cure.
I'm impressed. The only thing you got wrong was that it was my right testicle. I assume this was due to the refraction index caused by Chronomantic waves distorting your vision. "
Amazing. But I must confess that I was rather hasty typing my theory on this rather dated zx81. I must leave the 80s imminently...spirting darn pubic hair is destroying me |
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"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.
Just me?  "
Yup....i just love how these threads get pulled out of a draw and brought to life. |
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"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.
Just me? "
posted from her time machine  |
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"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.
Just me? "
Actually for me it won't be posted for another 127 years. But then, technically, I've not been born yet either.
Time travel can often be confusing like that. |
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"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.
Just me? "
Cringing because you were on a Swinging site 2 years ago? |
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"Everyone is sat cringing when they realise that they were already on the site in July 2015 when this thread was originally posted.
Just me? "
Yep. I was still in my thirties when I originally posted. All fresh faced and unjaded. Quite sweet to see. |
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"Yep. I was still in my thirties when I originally posted. All fresh faced and unjaded. Quite sweet to see."
It's when I think back to my introduction to online sex sites and realise I first hit them when dial-up was still going. 20 minutes for an MP3, streaming video was out of the question... sigh. |
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"Doing a one handed press up
Obviously, in the bole of a tree sheltering from the snow and keeping warm looking at the hot bodies on Fab.
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Looking at the bushes in a garden centre |
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