Free cocktails with dinner.
Free dinner.
A separate pool for the kids.
A separate pool for me.
Ohhhhhhh, and no bloody bingo. I mean, why oh why do they always play bingo?
Do not set foot on the island unless you have permission. Transgressions will result in death or sexual servitude if your hot.
Clothing optional.
Happy hour is 24 hours.
Be polite to Wilson.