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over a year ago
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Anyone know where I can buy a gun that can fire around corners and over fences?
My neighbours kids have been playing in the garden since 8.. It's ok I didn't want a lie in anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit."
It's almost legit
The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.
They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit. It's almost legit
The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.
They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's "
I need to make this work  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit."
It must be Thursday... Nice mask  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are actually guns that can shoot round corners and you could probably shot through a fence so don't worry too much about that.
If you get caught this conversation never happened, ok?
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit.
It must be Thursday... Nice mask "
It's a picture of my soul. Just appears every Thursday, can't get rid of it. It's very embarrassing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX"
The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit.
It must be Thursday... Nice mask
It's a picture of my soul. Just appears every Thursday, can't get rid of it. It's very embarrassing."
Be grateful you have a soul, us gingers aren't so lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX
The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am! "
Grumpy pants |
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit. It's almost legit
The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.
They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's "
Are these MMs chocolate or peanut out of interest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX
The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am! "
You need to be on the morning people thread!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit. It's almost legit
The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.
They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's
Are these MMs chocolate or peanut out of interest?"
The only true mm, peanut of course. To suggest anything else is heresy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX
The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am!
You need to be on the morning people thread! "
I don't think I'll bring much morning to cheer to that one |
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit. It's almost legit
The mythbusters crew pooh pooh' that one.
They did prove that you can deflect the path of a bullet but only if you have an insanely powerful electromagnet and only by mm's
Are these MMs chocolate or peanut out of interest?
The only true mm, peanut of course. To suggest anything else is heresy"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX
The sound of kids playing doesn't bother me.... After 10am!
Grumpy pants "
I'll be ok in an hour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great fun.
I used to have water guns . Bairns love them"
I can't reach from my window and anything that involves me getting out of bed isn't too appealing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII."
Thanks. Thats my excuse the next time i am on the target range |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII."
This is awesome.... I'll get my people to talk to their people... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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What about my own house? 
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker? 
A"
I have a shed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Israeli Defence Force developed a system called Cornershot that can fire round corners, also the Germans made an assault rifle with a curved barrel for the same task during WWII.
This is awesome.... I'll get my people to talk to their people... "
https://youtu.be/9Ri8w3uKNmg |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed? "
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone know where I can buy a gun that can fire around corners and over fences?
My neighbours kids have been playing in the garden since 8.. It's ok I didn't want a lie in anyway "
I find tazers work great for problems like this. The parents look out the window and think the kids are just pretending to be Miley Cyrus and twerking away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A"
No... It's just a shed, made of brick, with a leaky roof and some cobwebs... |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
No... It's just a shed, made of brick, with a leaky roof and some cobwebs... "
I'd start digging then.
Or skip the nuke idea.
As an alternative just buy a big dog cage, leave a trail of haribos along the street to the cage starting where the noisy little bastards are playing, place a stick tied to a piece of rope under the door to hold it open and then once all the rug rats are in the cage having followed said trail of sweets - pull the rope thus trapping them in the cage.
It worked on James Woods in Family Guy it's bound to working them.
Then you have three choices.
Set up a sweat shop making cheap knock off West Ham shirts in your shed using them as cheap (well free!) child slave labour.
Train them to be Oliver Twist style pickpockets, pack them off to the city and look forward to a healthy income and early retirement.
Drive the cage out to Epping Forest and release them into the wild.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
No... It's just a shed, made of brick, with a leaky roof and some cobwebs...
I'd start digging then.
Or skip the nuke idea.
As an alternative just buy a big dog cage, leave a trail of haribos along the street to the cage starting where the noisy little bastards are playing, place a stick tied to a piece of rope under the door to hold it open and then once all the rug rats are in the cage having followed said trail of sweets - pull the rope thus trapping them in the cage.
It worked on James Woods in Family Guy it's bound to working them.
Then you have three choices.
Set up a sweat shop making cheap knock off West Ham shirts in your shed using them as cheap (well free!) child slave labour.
Train them to be Oliver Twist style pickpockets, pack them off to the city and look forward to a healthy income and early retirement.
Drive the cage out to Epping Forest and release them into the wild.
A"
Good idea with the west ham shirts, I thought maybe you'd suggest man utd but of course West ham would sell better so you were right all along |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A"
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning. "
Who you been talking to?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.
Who you been talking to?? "
I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"In the film Wanted Angelina Jolie and James Macavoy can shoot bullets out of guns and make them curve round obstacles with a flick of their wrists. You might want to study this.
Seems legit.
It must be Thursday... Nice mask "
That's not a mask, it's his BDS (beautiful dark soul). Just get him to visit the neighbouring children.
I've had 'I can scream louder than you' from the child next door and his sleepover friend.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.
Who you been talking to??
I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room "
You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.
Who you been talking to??
I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room
You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?
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Probably... He hates me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.
Who you been talking to??
I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room "
It was the cat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.
Who you been talking to??
I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room
You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?
"
Nooooo not guilty. They would all have been given drums if it was me  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.
Who you been talking to??
I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room
You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?
Nooooo not guilty. They would all have been given drums if it was me "
Not trumpets, or is that just the OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
A
What about my own house?
Don't you have a bunker?
I thought everyone had a bunker?
A
I have a shed?
Is it an underground shed?
With 6" steel walls and its own water supply and air filter?
A
Would definitely need gas masks as well. I heard that Reds arse is rotten, this time of the morning.
Who you been talking to??
I just spotted the dead Canary outside your room
You're the one who got the kids up and playing aren't you?
Nooooo not guilty. They would all have been given drums if it was me
Not trumpets, or is that just the OP?"
Oi who's side are you on!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX"
Well said and totally agree with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Morning . There is a gun that can shoot around corners well it the bullet that doses it ! At the moment you need two to shoot it .its done by lasers so there how is everyone today |
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"Embrace the morning. It's rare to hear of kids playing outside, as opposed to buried under filth surrounded by wide screen TV and an XBOX
Well said and totally agree with you "
Oi! Where's that avatar |
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"Water hose works well, goes over the fence an they think it's raining and go in. Lol
Boris Johnson has some water cannons going cheap "
I cannot even begin to tell you how much fun I'd have doing that! |
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