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The problem with living alone ......
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"But at least it only has your own toast crumbs in it
Perish the thought.... pristine , golden and scraped even like an archaeologist at a dig."
Not even a trace of marmite?  |
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"Why do you hide the butter?
Just in case that Marlon Brando comes knocking.
You never can be too careful 
Mr ddc"
Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges. |
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"But at least it only has your own toast crumbs in it
Perish the thought.... pristine , golden and scraped even like an archaeologist at a dig.
Not even a trace of marmite? "
Not even a smidgeon of bovril ! |
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Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges."
Blimey, tell him he's not meant to shove the whole pack up there
Ironically, the first time we tried anal sex, Mrs ddc said "I can't believe it's not better"
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"The problem being alone is a empty bed "
Shift yer body position around a bit and you can get a full year, oops i mean month, err i mean week out of a set of laundry. |
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Mr ddc
Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges.
Blimey, tell him he's not meant to shove the whole pack up there
Ironically, the first time we tried anal sex, Mrs ddc said "I can't believe it's not better"
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^^ this. Glad I was already on the loo when I read it. Pmsl |
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Mr ddc
Christ.... I hope he's had it out of the fridge for half an hour...... those blocks have sharp edges.
Blimey, tell him he's not meant to shove the whole pack up there
Ironically, the first time we tried anal sex, Mrs ddc said "I can't believe it's not better"
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"The problem with living alone ......
I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... " 
Mr ddc
You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!  "
Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am 
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I'm glad my daughters at the age now where she can do me favours, having a poop and no toilet roll upstairs can call her to get some from under the sink. Doing my hair am make up and need something from downstairs, she gets it. Just waiting for the day she can use the kettle. |
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"The problem with living alone ......
I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "
Mr ddc
You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!
Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am
(it's meant to pair with the other thread )"
Noticed.  Is someone missing Mrs DDC |
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"The problem with living alone ......
I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "
Mr ddc "
I'm hearing you on this.
B has been away now for just over week. I came downstairs this morning and was shocked at how bad the place is looking. I thought I was doing well, but everything just looks less tidy and less more cluttered. Men are rubbish |
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"The problem with living alone ......
I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "
Mr ddc
You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!
Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am
(it's meant to pair with the other thread )
Noticed. Is someone missing Mrs DDC "
Do you "other than the dog"?
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"The problem with living alone ......
I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "
Mr ddc
I'm hearing you on this.
B has been away now for just over week. I came downstairs this morning and was shocked at how bad the place is looking. I thought I was doing well, but everything just looks less tidy and less more cluttered. Men are rubbish "
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwXuHWsj-X0
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The problem with living alone ......
I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "
Mr ddc
I'm hearing you on this.
B has been away now for just over week. I came downstairs this morning and was shocked at how bad the place is looking. I thought I was doing well, but everything just looks less tidy and less more cluttered. Men are rubbish
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwXuHWsj-X0
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"The problem with living alone ......
I'm going with "the dirty laundry is EXACTLY where you left it... "
Mr ddc
You been asleep for the last 45 weeks?!
Sometimes I'm not as quick-witted as I like to think I am
(it's meant to pair with the other thread )"
I had just noticed the 45 week thing and thought who's dredged this up......
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