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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning |
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning"
Oh now I'm drooling  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling "
passes a bib |
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib"
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!   |
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak! "
thats not fair, true but not fair  |
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!
thats not fair, true but not fair "
When do I ever give the impression that I shy away from home truths? 
Now quit wittling and get some lunch - what are you having? |
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!
thats not fair, true but not fair
When do I ever give the impression that I shy away from home truths?
Now quit wittling and get some lunch - what are you having?"
Dunno I need to go shopping |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!
thats not fair, true but not fair
When do I ever give the impression that I shy away from home truths?
Now quit wittling and get some lunch - what are you having?"
how are you ms tempting hope your resting and not over doing things xx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!
thats not fair, true but not fair
When do I ever give the impression that I shy away from home truths?
Now quit wittling and get some lunch - what are you having?
Dunno I need to go shopping"
grrrrr now he ruddy tells us go to chippy then have out the paper no washing up mutters hes so asking for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!
thats not fair, true but not fair
When do I ever give the impression that I shy away from home truths?
Now quit wittling and get some lunch - what are you having?
Dunno I need to go shoppinggrrrrr now he ruddy tells us go to chippy then have out the paper no washing up mutters hes so asking for it "
I need milk and stuff  |
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"Bacon sarnie? Scarambled egg on toast?
I have a craving for a sausage roll haha so classy!
you sure it's a sausage roll you're craving 
I love a good sausage roll! "
I'd have never guessed |
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!
thats not fair, true but not fair
When do I ever give the impression that I shy away from home truths?
Now quit wittling and get some lunch - what are you having?how are you ms tempting hope your resting and not over doing things xx"
I'm doing grand Voddy. All home from hospital and getting looked after. I'm still in bed right now after the exertions of getting up for brekkie and reading the paper!
Just about to get up and dressed and get my lunch made for me, then I think I'll sit in the garden under a blanket and read - convalescence is such hard work! |
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"Pinches PPs apron walks into kitchen turns cooker on chops up onions tomatoes mushrooms
peels spuds and chops into chips waits for deep fat fryer to get hot
mixes up some cream brandy and frech mustard into a diane sauce
fries a T bone steak med rare dishes up with a side salad and crusty bread eat that and stop moaning
Oh now I'm drooling passes a bib
Now he'll just wittle all day cos whatever he has won't live up to a good steak!
thats not fair, true but not fair
When do I ever give the impression that I shy away from home truths?
Now quit wittling and get some lunch - what are you having?how are you ms tempting hope your resting and not over doing things xx
I'm doing grand Voddy. All home from hospital and getting looked after. I'm still in bed right now after the exertions of getting up for brekkie and reading the paper!
Just about to get up and dressed and get my lunch made for me, then I think I'll sit in the garden under a blanket and read - convalescence is such hard work! "
good glad to hear it |
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"Bacon sarnie? Scarambled egg on toast?
I have a craving for a sausage roll haha so classy!
you sure it's a sausage roll you're craving
I love a good sausage roll!
I'd have never guessed "
Hahaha, I love and sausage and a roll too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bacon sarnie? Scarambled egg on toast?
I have a craving for a sausage roll haha so classy!
you sure it's a sausage roll you're craving "
Haha im always craving that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bacon sarnie? Scarambled egg on toast?
I have a craving for a sausage roll haha so classy!
you sure it's a sausage roll you're craving
Haha im always craving that!"
I knew it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bacon sarnie? Scarambled egg on toast?
I have a craving for a sausage roll haha so classy!
you sure it's a sausage roll you're craving
I love a good sausage roll!
I'd have never guessed
Hahaha, I love and sausage and a roll too! "
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