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Went to see my Doctor yesterday....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She told me I had to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why, she said "So that I can examine you!"

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"She told me I had to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why, she said "So that I can examine you!"

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i dont get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

I went to see mine this morning and told her that everyone in the chatrooms keeps ignoring me

She said.....'next'!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My doctor asked me if I was allergic to anything

"Yes, wasps"

He said, "When they sting you?"

"No, when I fuck 'em"

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

I told mine once that I got turned on by the thought of painting my body with gold paint..

He said I had a guilt complex!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told mine I thought I was a pair of curtains....

He told me to pull myself together....

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

I told mine that Im a keen photographer and that every time I go in my darkroom I break out into a sweat...he said it sounds like im developing something.!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

me " every time prod my knee, elbow, chest infact everywhere it hurts."

doctor " i know whats wrong, youve got a broken finger"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"me " every time prod my knee, elbow, chest infact everywhere it hurts."

doctor " i know whats wrong, youve got a broken finger"

brilliant!!!

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