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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle "
First time in forum your avatar must be you standing on your head
Now go away till you have the pictur |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Firstly,who is posting,male or female? People get pretty pissed off when the person in the profile pic is addressed (usually the female) and it's the male who posts on the forums |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yep tallaght girl here and live up to the reputation of wild and wonderful lol hubby great too he will chat another time just me tonight to say hi and get used to this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I totally understand this problem it's the female stacy "
Ok. It helps if you sign off your posts if you both use the forums from one account. An initial if it's clear on your profile who is who. Or him/her,master/slave,wife/slave  |
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good evening,
Forum initiation.
1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?
2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?
3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?
4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?
5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?
Psst heres the cheat sheet.
1. 'Be Patient'
2. More than i'm willing to admit.
3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.
4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?
5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.
Welcome to the forums may your time here be rationed and worthwhile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Great advice there thanks so much it's so hard to know wats wat and to out the fake people and time wasters. So thought I'd come on here for a chat with the masters  |
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"Great advice there thanks so much it's so hard to know wats wat and to out the fake people and time wasters. So thought I'd come on here for a chat with the masters "
Ready for the forums you are... hmmmmm
*green ears twitch*
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"Great advice there thanks so much it's so hard to know wats wat and to out the fake people and time wasters. So thought I'd come on here for a chat with the masters "
One hint: if you're replying to a specific person hit the reply+quote button, it's just down there on the right. That will show the post you're replying to in light grey and then your reply in black.
Makes it a little bit easier to see who you're responding to cos people post quickly so your reply might be waaaay down the thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.
Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.
Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...
Mr ddc"
It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water |
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.
Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.
Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...
Mr ddc
It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water"
Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.
Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.
Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...
Mr ddc
It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water
Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity! "
Thanks for the heads up its defo a lady I'm looking for us women are the best....lol |
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin.
Me too, come and hold my hand, it'll be safer.
Unless you're Mr Boatshoes obvs, in which case, good luck, you're on your own...
Mr ddc
It's Mrs here lol dipping my feet in the water
Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!
Thanks for the heads up its defo a lady I'm looking for us women are the best....lol"
Aye, aye on the trawl are ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welcome!
As the forum's self-appointed occupational health department do you have any medical conditions we ought to know about?
Don't be shy, we're all very discrete...  |
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Well splash it at Mr DDC! He's lovely but definitely an oddity!
Shhhh, I'm trying to pretend I'm a fellow newbie: you don't know me right?
Sorry Stacy, where were we...  "
Oops! Sorry 
I'll shush now shall I?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good evening,
Forum initiation.
1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?
2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?
3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?
4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?
5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?
Psst heres the cheat sheet.
1. 'Be Patient'
2. More than i'm willing to admit.
3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.
4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?
5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.
Welcome to the forums may your time here be rationed and worthwhile "
Listen to this fella. If only I'd know all this.
Have fun here. I do |
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"good evening,
Forum initiation.
1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?
2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?
3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?
4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?
5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?
Psst heres the cheat sheet.
1. 'Be Patient'
2. More than i'm willing to admit.
3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.
4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?
5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.
Welcome to the forums may your time here be rationed and worthwhile "
I never received the handbook when I joined
Welcome to the mad world of fab x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"good evening,
Forum initiation.
1. What would you tell a guy who mopes about no meets?
2. How much time are you willing to fab on pictures?
3.Fuck, Meet or Avoid?
4. Have you heard about the Nocturnal Roll call and would you be interested in joining such things?
5. What have you done to prepare for the large influx of winks, friend requests and messages?
Psst heres the cheat sheet.
1. 'Be Patient'
2. More than i'm willing to admit.
3. Post Deleted due to the above being the same sex.
4. No is there a leaflet, and do i get a badge?
5. I've quit my job and bought a years supply of ready meals.
Welcome to the forums may your time here be rationed and worthwhile
I never received the handbook when I joined
Welcome to the mad world of fab x"
I'm enjoying the chatting but mad for more lol |
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Oh and feel free to wade into any other thread with your twopenn'orth, don't worry if it's relevant - that's par for the course! 
But it is probably worth checking the forum rules. If you're on a computer the link is there everytime you write a new post. If you're on the mobile site switch to the desktop site come back to the forums then click to reply to a thread and the link should pop up.
Breaking the forum rules leads to disappearing posts, vanishing threads and slapped legs and getting sent to the naughty step by the mods. 
Then you can't post till your sentence has passed 
Don't worry though, most of us have been there, some of us more than once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Run! Run away now !
Hello and welcome 
I am the quiet one 
Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba
Doffs cap and bows. Good evening your maj...."
Orf with his head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle "
A warm welcome to both of you.
Now, get out while you can, they're all crackers in here. Don't let them know I warned you....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle
A warm welcome to both of you.
Now, get out while you can, they're all crackers in here. Don't let them know I warned you....... "
Did someone mention crackers? Is there cheese as well? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Anyone for a Skype peeps?"
Welcome aboard the Skylark.
Asking for Skype will have you drowning in messages.
Enjoy, don't take it too seriously and if you're wondering what people are wittering on about click their green arrow.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this is my first time. I'm a forum virgin. Break me in gentle
A warm welcome to both of you.
Now, get out while you can, they're all crackers in here. Don't let them know I warned you.......
Did someone mention crackers? Is there cheese as well?"
Wenslydale grommet. Bugger, wrong forum..... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Nobody looking to Skype yikes should I be worried haha  "
Don't worry. It will happen in time. Forum stuff tends to be all together on the thread and sometimes folk would head off to the Canada chat room for a party. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody looking to Skype yikes should I be worried haha "
The general advice you're getting is get out while you can. But you're still here!!!!!
Heads up everyone, looks like we've got another one.
Mad, they're all mad I tell you........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so lost lol
Aw bless you, I'll show you around if you like? I'm quite a safe person, sane and incredibly innocent (Lucy) "
In the words of Doctor Bones McCoy; "careful Jim, it's a trap......." |
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"Oh and feel free to wade into any other thread with your twopenn'orth, don't worry if it's relevant - that's par for the course!
But it is probably worth checking the forum rules. If you're on a computer the link is there everytime you write a new post. If you're on the mobile site switch to the desktop site come back to the forums then click to reply to a thread and the link should pop up.
Breaking the forum rules leads to disappearing posts, vanishing threads and slapped legs and getting sent to the naughty step by the mods.
Then you can't post till your sentence has passed
Don't worry though, most of us have been there, some of us more than once "
Ah yes, the 24 hour ban is very "look but don't touch" & so frustrating! |
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