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The poking Ryan with a pointy stick thread

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Because I feel like it

*poke*

Roll Up! Roll Up! Poke Ryan with a pointy stick. Only a pound for three goes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I get the pounds?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Do I get the pounds?"

I'll split the proceeds with you. I need new clogs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do I get the pounds?

I'll split the proceeds with you. I need new clogs."

You have one pound then. You'll get at least 6 pairs for that. I'll take the rest down to Maccys to settle my account

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Do I get the pounds?

I'll split the proceeds with you. I need new clogs.

You have one pound then. You'll get at least 6 pairs for that. I'll take the rest down to Maccys to settle my account

Oi. It was my idea and I'm providing the stick.

A 60-40 split, in my favour, and that's my best offer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes but at this rate we ain't even getting 20p

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

Put ya pound where your mouth is

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

Put ya pound where your mouth is

Are you doing a bogof offer

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes but at this rate we ain't even getting 20p

It's not my fault if you aren't very pokeable.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

As much as i think ryans a top bloke im just not that kinda biker but I'll gladly poke tease.

Oh that reminds me. ryan has she told you about her love of water sports. If not I'll leave her to explain that 1. needles to say im making good my get away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As an ex stalker of Ryan, I'm quite tempted to take you up on your offer VV

Put ya pound where your mouth is

Are you doing a bogof offer

Yes for two pounds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as i think ryans a top bloke im just not that kinda biker but I'll gladly poke tease.

Oh that reminds me. ryan has she told you about her love of water sports. If not I'll leave her to explain that 1. needles to say im making good my get away.

I'm always wearing my orange speedos

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Because I'm bored.

Where is the hamburgling miscreant anyway?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Because I'm bored.

Where is the hamburgling miscreant anyway?"

He's not under my stairs.