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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That a single man is actually married?

What are they?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A ring on his left hand on the third finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A ring on his left hand on the third finger "

Or the dent left by it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This goes for men and married women, usually they cant accommodate and can only meet day time as their partner is working lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask for their phone number!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clean underwear.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

This is a thorny issue.

To answer requires generalising and in most cases there are exceptions. Some people think it's unfair to generalise when it can mean some unattached men are unfairly judged.

Examples include not being able to accommodate, (but he may be a single dad or house-share), or he only wants to meet on weekday daytimes, (which could be down to his work hours).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never gives contact number even when meeting...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They will only usually text or call within working hours.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Extra effort in to the house work udertaken in a suspiciously good mood

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Reticent to give face pics...

But is really, really, REALLY keen!

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

Is he a priest? The law says they can marry now in Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont know if Priests are the same as Vicars but the latter have been allowed to marry for yonks.

I wish mine hadn't been.

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

Confetti in his hair?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't accommodate and prefer daytime meets.

I know I'm definitely not attached or married but single.

I do get asked why I can't accommodate and I will tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mentions the word discreet more than once in his profile..

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By *angerousEyesMan  over a year ago

weston

No idea what the signal's are but I'm single.

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

Can fold a buggy without spilling his pint.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not necessairily sometimes both work and for example i can text evenings no problem as hubs is always on his laptop etc

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Photos taken in the bathroom mirror with two toothbrushes, Tampax and women's toiletries in the background.

Photos taken in the bedroom mirror with little cushions all over the bed, the partner's hairbrush, make-up etc. in the background.

But top marks go to the guys who forget to take their wedding ring off for photos and/or have photos that show him with his partner in the background, (super special bonus marks if its their wedding photo).

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bathroom photos along with can't accommodate always make me ask them twice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A ring on his left hand on the third finger "

I'm married...i don't have a ring.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Photos taken in the bathroom mirror with two toothbrushes, Tampax and women's toiletries in the background.

Photos taken in the bedroom mirror with little cushions all over the bed, the partner's hairbrush, make-up etc. in the background.

But top marks go to the guys who forget to take their wedding ring off for photos and/or have photos that show him with his partner in the background, (super special bonus marks if its their wedding photo)."

That's very clever! Never thought of that! Hastily retreats to inspect photos!

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

If he is in bondage at least you know the wife didnt do it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He wants to take u away for weekend rather than to his.

In fact, any reason not to take you to his.

you can only be sure when he takes you home + you can see for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Photos taken in the bathroom mirror with two toothbrushes, Tampax and women's toiletries in the background.

Photos taken in the bedroom mirror with little cushions all over the bed, the partner's hairbrush, make-up etc. in the e background.

But top marks go to the guys who forget to take their wedding ring off for photos and/or have photos that show him with his partner in the background, (super special bonus marks if its their wedding photo).

That's very clever! Never thought of that! Hastily retreats to inspect photos!"

The shabby chic girly cushions on the bed is a good shout!

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

The shabby chic on the bed is enough.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"He wants to take u away for weekend rather than to his.

In fact, any reason not to take you to his.

you can only be sure when he takes you home + you can see for yourself"

Yup, that's often true.

They also stall for time then ask for spontaneous meets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why pretend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He will generally have a packed lunch

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He will generally have a packed lunch "

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Or lunchboxes, even.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes "

Looks like you have sausages in yours

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"A ring on his left hand on the third finger

Or the dent left by it!"

I've not worn a ring in over a year and I still have a dent on my finger...

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By *angerousEyesMan  over a year ago

weston


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why pretend "

pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours "

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why pretend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

"

What the heck are you on about?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain."

Little pickers, bigger knickers VV. pass them over here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and don't forget the brown sauce.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain.

Little pickers, bigger knickers VV. pass them over here"

Certainly but why do you want my big knickers? I seem to remember my smaller ones fitted you just fine, along with Lickety's stockings.

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By *angerousEyesMan  over a year ago

weston


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why pretend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

What the heck are you on about?"

Maybe read it.

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By *aeriequeenWoman  over a year ago

Manchester

The spontaneous meets is the biggest I think

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why pretend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

What the heck are you on about?

Maybe read it."

I did, which is why I had to ask wtf you're on about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why prend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

What the heck are you on about?"

So you don't get suspicious if a guy doesn't want to chat via phone call??

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why prend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

What the heck are you on about?

So you don't get suspicious if a guy doesn't want to chat via phone call??"

My reply wasn't to you. It was to the guy I quote, going on about laziness or something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain.

Little pickers, bigger knickers VV. pass them over here

Certainly but why do you want my big knickers? I seem to remember my smaller ones fitted you just fine, along with Lickety's stockings. "

I found the built in dildo slightly uncomfortable

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain.

Little pickers, bigger knickers VV. pass them over here

Certainly but why do you want my big knickers? I seem to remember my smaller ones fitted you just fine, along with Lickety's stockings.

I found the built in dildo slightly uncomfortable "

It wasn't built-in until you put them on

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By *angerousEyesMan  over a year ago

weston


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why pretend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

What the heck are you on about?

Maybe read it.

I did, which is why I had to ask wtf you're on about."

just commenting on the above, read it again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain.

Little pickers, bigger knickers VV. pass them over here

Certainly but why do you want my big knickers? I seem to remember my smaller ones fitted you just fine, along with Lickety's stockings.

I found the built in dildo slightly uncomfortable

It wasn't built-in until you put them on "

Shit. I wonder if it was Lickety hiding in there like a Borrower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oops not

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why pretend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

What the heck are you on about?

Maybe read it.

I did, which is why I had to ask wtf you're on about. just commenting on the above, read it again."

It doesn't make sense. The words aren't going to change if I read it another 10 times.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain.

Little pickers, bigger knickers VV. pass them over here

Certainly but why do you want my big knickers? I seem to remember my smaller ones fitted you just fine, along with Lickety's stockings.

I found the built in dildo slightly uncomfortable

It wasn't built-in until you put them on

Shit. I wonder if it was Lickety hiding in there like a Borrower "

Since she took the photos that would have been a very interesting angle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am single won't accommodate unless I was 110% comfortable about the person.

I've just deleted n blocked a guy wouldn't chat on fone,

If your not single why prend pet hate is no one can give over 100% it's an impassibility. Just means the rest of the time you were lazy.

What the heck are you on about?

So you don't get suspicious if a guy doesn't want to chat via phone call??

My reply wasn't to you. It was to the guy I quote, going on about laziness or something. "

My apologies

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By *helbeeCouple  over a year ago

Nuneaton

As im into photography as a tip look at his photos if he has any on his profile an look at his fingers to see if he is wearing a wedding ring, dead give away, as he usually forgets to take it of when he uploads pics on fabs lol. Hope this tip is usefull also in the picture look in the back ground an see if it looks as though women things are in the back ground of the photo etc. Hope this helps.

_helbee x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not really answering the OPs question I know but I always say that it's amazing how many fit, handsome, hung, charming, intelligent, single guys of a certain age are on here (you know, exactly the type that would have no problems getting a girlfriend or wife and are at that stage of life where most are settling down) yet they're all genuinely single, oh yes siree!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

We had to laugh once when a guy told us he was single but in his mirror taken selfless clearly wore a wedding ring. When we pointed this out he said it was on his right hand but only appeared to be on his left due to being reflected in the mirror .

None of our business what he does but don't lie and don't treat us like fools.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Selfie

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton

Married man (or woman) who is cheating.....a ring, or a tan line/indentation where the ring was until they just took it off.

Inability to accommodate, unwillingness to communicate in evenings and weekends, sudden disappearance for extended periods of time, last minute cancellations (usually because wife didn't attend knitting club as expected, or hubby didn't go golfing).

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By *aneandpaulCouple  over a year ago

cleveleys

When he has a long shower after the fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prefer to only meet in day times, ask you not to wear perfume (scent on their clothes would be a give away), wouldn't like it if you scratched their back in a tiger moment and never free at the weekend. Oh and not amused when your bright red lippy ends up on their shirt and try to rub it off frantically.*

I'm aware some single guys will have reasons some of these could apply.

* The shirt thing could be because it's a nice shirt. I get that. But I was right in my guess from that reaction so those are my warning signs that make me think twice.

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

The ones who are really persistent and hot for a meet but don't want a coffee meet in a public place "aren't you going to make me coffee?". Then they suddenly dissappear only to return a couple of days later wanting a meet now!

They can't accom but immediately accuse me of being attached when I explain that for safety reasons I'm not prepared to hand out my address to some random off the Internet.

There are some who are harder to spot, but a refusal to shower before play can give them away - it's absolutely fine for me to have a sweaty cock and a stinky man in my bed but impossible for him to risk smelling of a different shower gel!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just find a married man with full wife support. No need to be discreet and no chance of 'strings'. Ta daa.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's absolutely fine for me to have a sweaty cock and a stinky man in my bed but impossible for him to risk smelling of a different shower gel! "

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On my case I have it written on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Refusal to meet for coffee in their home town.

Actually, refusal to meet for a coffee at all.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Selfless/Selfie"

It's hard to keep up with this modern lingo, you had me assuming a 'selfless' was the modern term for one of those pics we took in the olden days, when one stayed firmly behind the camera.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will always meet in a public place for coffee because i want the other person to feel safe e.g cctv etc. I wear a ring even though i am single (though have some very close friends who i often stay with) because it helps prevent males and females hitting on me. I dont answer calls from withheld numbers. I rarely accommodate because of the refurbishment works going at my place e.g all plater hacked back to the walls, floorboards taken up, kitchen ripped out and so on.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton

Good point. A lot of cheating guys are highly reluctant to meet for coffee or a meal anywhere near their town. My wife has heard all the excuses, often several from one man. "My friends might see me" "can't meet there as colleagues might see us" "that pub is too close to home" "my neighbour has coffee there".

It's coffee for goodness sake.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"That a single man is actually married?

What are they?"

They say "yes, dear" to all your suggestions, without really listening to you.

They lift their feet up automatically when you show them the hoover.

They can't refasten either their cufflinks or bow-tie after sex.

They cower when you shout their name.

Their car has a sticker of a woman's name on the passenger side of the windscreen.

If you ask them to make themselves a drink while you slip into something more comfortable, they ask you how your kettle works.

Easy really.

Mr ddc

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I will always meet in a public place for coffee because i want the other person to feel safe e.g cctv etc. I wear a ring even though i am single (though have some very close friends who i often stay with) because it helps prevent males and females hitting on me. I dont answer calls from withheld numbers. I rarely accommodate because of the refurbishment works going at my place e.g all plater hacked back to the walls, floorboards taken up, kitchen ripped out and so on. "

Do you find it a big problem, people hitting on you? It's not something that's ever troubled me in recent years.....I'm clearly going to the wrong bars

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton

I know the question about people hitting on someone wasn't aimed at me but I do experience that women occasionally hit on me before they find out we have an open marriage, and that I am in fact somewhat available. Then the interest often dies. They want what's unobtainable.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I know the question about people hitting on someone wasn't aimed at me but I do experience that women occasionally hit on me before they find out we have an open marriage, and that I am in fact somewhat available. Then the interest often dies. They want what's unobtainable. "

Blimey! I suppose some women do want that. Men never approach me outside of a swinging environment, plenty look but they never speak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I will always meet in a public place for coffee because i want the other person to feel safe e.g cctv etc. I wear a ring even though i am single (though have some very close friends who i often stay with) because it helps prevent males and females hitting on me. I dont answer calls from withheld numbers. I rarely accommodate because of the refurbishment works going at my place e.g all plater hacked back to the walls, floorboards taken up, kitchen ripped out and so on. "

You're single but wear a wedding ring to prevent ladies hitting on you? Some women would see that as a challenge and target the married guys so your plan may not be foolproof!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I know the question about people hitting on someone wasn't aimed at me but I do experience that women occasionally hit on me before they find out we have an open marriage, and that I am in fact somewhat available. Then the interest often dies. They want what's unobtainable.

Blimey! I suppose some women do want that. Men never approach me outside of a swinging environment, plenty look but they never speak "

I should add that men do actually speak to me just not in a hitting on me kind of way.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton

Before we opened our marriage I used to get quite a lot of attention. I guess I was a lot younger too (married at 25). But it still happens from time to time.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple  over a year ago

WILTSHIRE


"A ring on his left hand on the third finger

I'm married...i don't have a ring."

same with my john, no ring..

the best we have seen is a tan line..lol..connie x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I know the question about people hitting on someone wasn't aimed at me but I do experience that women occasionally hit on me before they find out we have an open marriage, and that I am in fact somewhat available. Then the interest often dies. They want what's unobtainable. "

Are you sure they're not just flirting, knowing it's safe to do so, and have a bit of a giggle, thinking it won't lead to anything more serious because you're married?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You make a noise like a hoover ; his legs rise automatically.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I will always meet in a public place for coffee because i want the other person to feel safe e.g cctv etc. I wear a ring even though i am single (though have some very close friends who i often stay with) because it helps prevent males and females hitting on me. I dont answer calls from withheld numbers. I rarely accommodate because of the refurbishment works going at my place e.g all plater hacked back to the walls, floorboards taken up, kitchen ripped out and so on.

Do you find it a big problem, people hitting on you? It's not something that's ever troubled me in recent years.....I'm clearly going to the wrong bars "

I sometimes wear a "wedding ring" if I don't want to be hit on. Actually it's a plain band on my right hand that I switch to my left if I'm not in the mood. Never met a guy who does it though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"He will generally have a packed lunch

Men! Always talking about their lunxhboxes

Looks like you have sausages in yours

I ate mine before break. I have a figure to maintain.

Little pickers, bigger knickers VV. pass them over here

Certainly but why do you want my big knickers? I seem to remember my smaller ones fitted you just fine, along with Lickety's stockings.

I found the built in dildo slightly uncomfortable

It wasn't built-in until you put them on

Shit. I wonder if it was Lickety hiding in there like a Borrower "

Oi! I tried but you wouldn't let me.n

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By *est Wales WifeCouple  over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Child seat in the back of the car is generally a give away!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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He wants to leave all his clothes on when he fucks incase he gets marked

He wants to fuck at arms length for the same reason

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I just ask them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"He wants to leave all his clothes on when he fucks incase he gets marked

He wants to fuck at arms length for the same reason"

I'm up for that if his cock is long enough.

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

What kind of brain dead moron puts pics of themselves wearing a wedding ring and tries to pass themselves off as single?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton


"What kind of brain dead moron puts pics of themselves wearing a wedding ring and tries to pass themselves off as single?

"

someone who is cheating.

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By *edsBonkingMan  over a year ago

Near MK

I just admit to being married. It's easier lol.

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By *hattyman80Man  over a year ago

stockport

I'm a single parent with sole custody of my child so i rarely accommodate unless he's at a sleepover, and I only talk on the phone to people from fab when he's in bed or at nursery. My kid comes first so if people want to assume I'm married because I don't always tell people about my kid then that's up to them. I won't lose sleep over it tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"He wants to leave all his clothes on when he fucks incase he gets marked

He wants to fuck at arms length for the same reason

I'm up for that if his cock is long enough. "

I didn't hang around long enough to find out properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He wants to leave all his clothes on when he fucks incase he gets marked

He wants to fuck at arms length for the same reason"

Is that physically possible?

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm a single parent with sole custody of my child so i rarely accommodate unless he's at a sleepover, and I only talk on the phone to people from fab when he's in bed or at nursery. My kid comes first so if people want to assume I'm married because I don't always tell people about my kid then that's up to them. I won't lose sleep over it tbh. "

I have no.problem with this. My profile says I don't accommodate which is for safety reasons. If a guy has the same I will simply ask.

People with nothing to hide and no guilt will just say that they share a house/live with family/prefer not to for similar reasons to me/have their kids at home etc. A few will also just say it's because they're attached.

People trying to hide something will often bluster or turn it back on me accusing me of being married and trying to get me to invite them to mine to prove that I'm not.

Honesty is the best policy, we don't need every detail but a simple straightforward answer and let the other person make their choice. Some prefer to meet attached people, others really don't.

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What kind of brain dead moron puts pics of themselves wearing a wedding ring and tries to pass themselves off as single?

someone who is cheating."

Well obviously but if you're going to cheat, surely it makes sense to be a bit smarter if you're trying to fool people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What kind of brain dead moron puts pics of themselves wearing a wedding ring and tries to pass themselves off as single?

someone who is cheating.

Well obviously but if you're going to cheat, surely it makes sense to be a bit smarter if you're trying to fool people? "

Some people aren't very clever.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton

Yes, my wife and I find that the people trying to hide things bluster and come up with varying stories as to why nobody can visit their house.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I will always meet in a public place for coffee because i want the other person to feel safe e.g cctv etc. I wear a ring even though i am single (though have some very close friends who i often stay with) because it helps prevent males and females hitting on me. I dont answer calls from withheld numbers. I rarely accommodate because of the refurbishment works going at my place e.g all plater hacked back to the walls, floorboards taken up, kitchen ripped out and so on.

Do you find it a big problem, people hitting on you? It's not something that's ever troubled me in recent years.....I'm clearly going to the wrong bars "

Oddly enough, it can be a pain. Im self employed, reasonably ok financially and free of ties. There are lot of females out there and the available females outstrip the supply of available males.

If i want a relationship i will look for one, i dont want it forced on me. This started many years ago when i worked on contract all over the world and just feel more comfortable wearing a ring

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What kind of brain dead moron puts pics of themselves wearing a wedding ring and tries to pass themselves off as single?

someone who is cheating.

Well obviously but if you're going to cheat, surely it makes sense to be a bit smarter if you're trying to fool people?

Some people aren't very clever."

I suppose we should be grateful since they're easy to spot and avoid!

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"This goes for men and married women, usually they cant accommodate and can only meet day time as their partner is working lol."

Not available on a Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha so true avoid lifes to short

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pictures of husband or boyfriend on the walls. As if we wouldn't notice

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By *ockyjohnMan  over a year ago

North West


"That a single man is actually married?

What are they?"

Turns up with his wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The spontaneous meets is the biggest I think"

We often do spontaneous meets though as sometimes find ourselves with free time out of the Blue.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mentions that he wants to do stuff to you that his wife won't let him

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Turns up with his wife "

Oi!

To be fair, I told her to wait in the car.

(How was I to know she was faster at sudoku than I was at 'how's-yer-father' )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mentions that he wants to do stuff to you that his wife won't let him "

You mean, have sex?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This goes for men and married women, usually they cant accommodate and can only meet day time as their partner is working lol."

Hey I'm not married but I can rarely meet at night for my own other reasons

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Dust marks etc in the bathroom, if you're allowed to visit, where her stuff has been moved away.

If there's a high proportion of one supermarket's products, they may have been purchased with her staff discount. Her shift work can allow you to meet outside of 9-5.

For those rarer guys who can accom, always take your perfume with you and mark the lampost. Notice how he will try to keep you out of the wardrobes too. Wear an unusual lipstick shade and notice his reaction when it 'accidentall' gets smeared on the towel or curtains.

Feel free to leave your signature kiss mark on the wall, above the bedpost, so he can remember your time together. If he's relaxed about this, he's likely single.

He probably won't want to meet locals, in case you see them together. Where he says he lives may be a long way from where he does, to prevent you tracking him down.

Always insist on seeing official ID in case the contraception doesn't work. Responsible guys are ok with this and enjoy more kids and be involved in their lives as much as possible.

Married guys are often vague about future availability too.

Feel free to attach just shagged cans to his vehicle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not really answering the OPs question I know but I always say that it's amazing how many fit, handsome, hung, charming, intelligent, single guys of a certain age are on here (you know, exactly the type that would have no problems getting a girlfriend or wife and are at that stage of life where most are settling down) yet they're all genuinely single, oh yes siree!

"

They me be so self absorbed that they are impossible to live with.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just ask them."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mentions that he wants to do stuff to you that his wife won't let him

You mean, have sex? "

Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've found the perfect solution and so far,as far as I'm aware its worked 100%

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a thorny issue.

To answer requires generalising and in most cases there are exceptions. Some people think it's unfair to generalise when it can mean some unattached men are unfairly judged.

Examples include not being able to accommodate, (but he may be a single dad or house-share), or he only wants to meet on weekday daytimes, (which could be down to his work hours)."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just state on my profile that I'm married and a cheating twat

Hey at least I'm hohnest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Possible he is a single parent with disabled children and relies on local authority for respite so he can have free time to himself, and even then has a lot to do before his kids return home. Not everybodies situation is cut and dry, only in certain peoples confused heads!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton

We're discussing warning signs, rather than saying "this proves a man is married"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're discussing warning signs, rather than saying "this proves a man is married""

But some of the warning signs discussed can make someone paranoid about a person who may be single, but have certain situations.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

read my status

my fb was faked and assaulted ..

police not interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"read my status

my fb was faked and assaulted ..

police not interested"

How were they faked?

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By *etzPlayCouple  over a year ago

Southend

When they're single and can't accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

verifications from fake accounts and set up by 2 fabbers verifying each other ... loads on here and some are hard to spot..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This goes for men and married women, usually they cant accommodate and can only meet day time as their partner is working lol.

Hey I'm not married but I can rarely meet at night for my own other reasons "

Me too. I'm sure you're all lovely but nobody is coming round when me son is at home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This goes for men and married women, usually they cant accommodate and can only meet day time as their partner is working lol.

Hey I'm not married but I can rarely meet at night for my own other reasons

Me too. I'm sure you're all lovely but nobody is coming round when me son is at home."

I'm single too & can't accommodate because I have a teenage son who lives with me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They tell you that they must leave at 7pm because the wife will have a meal cooked ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

They answer every question with "Yes dear"

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"

...

Feel free to attach just shagged cans to his vehicle. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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The want to meet B&Q coffee shop for a social

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I will always meet in a public place for coffee because i want the other person to feel safe e.g cctv etc. I wear a ring even though i am single (though have some very close friends who i often stay with) because it helps prevent males and females hitting on me. I dont answer calls from withheld numbers. I rarely accommodate because of the refurbishment works going at my place e.g all plater hacked back to the walls, floorboards taken up, kitchen ripped out and so on.

Do you find it a big problem, people hitting on you? It's not something that's ever troubled me in recent years.....I'm clearly going to the wrong bars

Oddly enough, it can be a pain. Im self employed, reasonably ok financially and free of ties. There are lot of females out there and the available females outstrip the supply of available males.

If i want a relationship i will look for one, i dont want it forced on me. This started many years ago when i worked on contract all over the world and just feel more comfortable wearing a ring"

You must find it a refreshing change on fab where men outnumber women then. I'm sorry that you feel a woman would force a relationship on you if you didn't wear a ring you must have had some bad experiences with predatory ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This goes for men and married women, usually they cant accommodate and can only meet day time as their partner is working lol.

Hey I'm not married but I can rarely meet at night for my own other reasons

Me too. I'm sure you're all lovely but nobody is coming round when me son is at home."

My lads are severely disabled, so I have lots of restrictions. But I don`t have a certificate that says"unmarried", people have to be trusting and patient, or sod off!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan  over a year ago

Luton


"

But some of the warning signs discussed can make someone paranoid about a person who may be single, but have certain situations.

"

I would imagine that a single father who can't get much time, or someone having their house renovated etc. would simply say so rather than invent different excuses each time someone wants to meet.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"That a single man is actually married?

What are they?

They say "yes, dear" to all your suggestions, without really listening to you.

They lift their feet up automatically when you show them the hoover.

They can't refasten either their cufflinks or bow-tie after sex.

They cower when you shout their name.

Their car has a sticker of a woman's name on the passenger side of the windscreen.

If you ask them to make themselves a drink while you slip into something more comfortable, they ask you how your kettle works.

Easy really.

Mr ddc"

Yes dear

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He brings a packed lunch and his sarnies are neatly cut into 4 equal triangles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

He brings a packed lunch and his sarnies are neatly cut into 4 equal triangles.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He has a dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here's one for that type of lady.

You recognise him from your own wedding photos and your mutual love of Pina Colada's.

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley

Escape; that was kinda sweet

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