Ok a spin on the introduction thread. Put a sales pitch up for your friend or sombody you know on here. Only rules is don't get personel and remember its for fun so with that in mind be as serious or as funny as you like. Lets have a laff and the bars open beer on my tab so go for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeky chops is a cheap date, 15pints and a packet of dry roasted peanuts. 
15 pints ain't cheap.
I don't do cheap  "
15 pints of what ? As that would take some milking lol :/ |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Cheeky chops is a cheap date, 15pints and a packet of dry roasted peanuts.
Yesssssss my mate how you doing kid. By fuck I've missed you ya crabby old mo bag. Hugs xxxx"
I'm tickety boo with cherries on ta xxxx |
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"Cheeky chops is a cheap date, 15pints and a packet of dry roasted peanuts.
15 pints ain't cheap.
I don't do cheap
15 pints of what ? As that would take some milking lol :/"
I have hollow legs I can hold me drink |
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Femtatel
Load and proud. Shes a puddle hidden inside a rotwillers shell. A real heart of gold but you have to dig to find it but when you have you've made a lifelong friend that loyal to the point of death. Love her to bits xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fire blade
He's an alright sort of bloke I suppose. A funny blocked with a heart of gold. The only down side is he's a bit of a tart
Bit like your phone then lol x"
Haha yep I think you've bugged it  |
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Mrs hot n horny. What can i say about this fellow night owl. Shes 1 of the regular night crew night workers. Fit as fuck but much more than that shes my mate with a very perverted phone or at least that what dhe tells us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disclaimer:
My phone really is perverted, it writes what it wants to instead of what I tell it to and gets me in all sorts of trouble
Honest guv
Ye ye ye"
I'll show you at the party, it really is |
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