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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Without speaking to him, how do you spot him ?

Is it the sandels with socks ?

The lilly white legs ?

How do you spot a British man on holiday ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A Bryish man ! Psml ffs !

Just noticed my typo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

England shirt..knotted hanky on his head...sat in a british bar...or at the cafe that sells full english breakfast lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Bryish man ! Psml ffs !

Just noticed my typo"
is that like a man on life of brian then??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Bryish man ! Psml ffs !

Just noticed my typo"

told you....thats exactly how he would say it after being to the bar! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Hes the one shouting loudly and slowly at the locals lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Or the one with burnt ankles as they hav'nt seen the light of day for a year lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Bryish man ! Psml ffs !

Just noticed my typois that like a man on life of brian then??"

Do you mean we could spot him because he is making a bickus dickus of himself? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hes the one shouting loudly and slowly at the locals lol

It helps them to u n d e r s t a n d E n g l i s h doesn't it ? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He is the one who is always eating egg and chips and wont try the local cuisine.

He is the one who wont wear sun lotion, has a bald head , resembles a lobster on his first day there .

He is the one who constantly says "how much" !!!

He is the one who thinks he can drink for england but most times ends up throwing up in the pool at 2 am in the morning after waking everyone up with his kareoke special .

pmsl

see it every year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

union jack shorts

lobster red sun tan

socks and sandels

hankie on the head

sat in a english bar p***ed as a fart

this isnt just any old man

this is english man

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By *lirty14uMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"union jack shorts

lobster red sun tan

socks and sandels

hankie on the head

sat in a english bar p***ed as a fart

this isnt just any old man

this is english man"

plus sat on the beach with a massive hard-on, as the locals go topless as standard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god !!!

not in turkey, lmao

the coppers would shoot the bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"union jack shorts

lobster red sun tan

socks and sandels

hankie on the head

sat in a english bar p***ed as a fart

this isnt just any old man

this is english man

plus sat on the beach with a massive hard-on, as the locals go topless as standard!"

You've just come back from holiday hav'nt you flirty? hmmm?

hope you covered it with a towel lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He is the one who constantly says "how much" !!!

That brings to mind of a time when I was in Germany sitting in the Kloster Keller at the Hotel.

A bus load of Brits arrived, none of them any younger than about 6oyr old. One of the guys stepped up to the bar and asked Frau Hahn who ran the bar, in the strongest 'ecky thump'accent that you could imagine, "Can I ave a pint of ya cheapest lager please" Frau Hahn looked at me with a puzzled look, I had to explain what the guy said.

I could have crawled under the nearest stone. Then to top it all, one of 'the party' arrived with a piano accordion and graced us all with his 'music' achieving great applause from his group and just blank looks from the Germans ..

Oh to be British

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was in bruggee one year and anyone whose been will know how picturesque it is. It was a beautiful day, we rounded the corner and there was three pissheads all with there caps on back to front and shirts undone, and staggering with arms around each other, it was embarressing to know that even before they opened there mouths you just knew they where English, oh and this was around 11.00am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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We went to Turkey a few years ago with the children to an all English resort it was beautiful there but.......OMG never again I was embarrassed to be English.....non stop whinging moaning pissheads with badly behaved kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually easiest to follow the trail of broken cafe furniture, crying women and vomit.

Actually that might just lead you into Margate.

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

He iss the one who shouts progressively louder as if a major disaster is imminenet and about to befall all around him ..JENNY ....JENNY...JEN....JENNY....JENNY....Fuckin ell Jenny ....Make it a Large one this time you daft bitch !!...falls over the person on the sunlounger next to him pissed about 2 oclock ,then brags at 140 decibels how he skinned some poor arab trader of 10p....ohhh and sings queen songs trying to teach Radio GAGA to a disinterested local population ...and thinks he is fooking brilliant at football as he dives into the pool to head a 3 foot diameter beach ball into a non existant net ..sending the kiddies hurtling into the pool wall by the tsunami he has produced with his cavernous gut ...surfaces to sing "maybe its because i am a londoner.".puts his arms outstretched going... what ...What ....What ....at the embarrassed brits who would readily club together to hire a hit man if they could find one...!!

ohhh and is always drinking Watneys red fucking barrel..!!!!!

You know who he is ....I do ..!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Thats you that is! pmsl

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"Thats you that is! pmsl

nope ...but if i ever see him again i will run even if its day one of the holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Thats you that is! pmsl

nope ...but if i ever see him again i will run even if its day one of the holiday "

We,ve all met one or more like that on holiday!

Our worst was 2 women on hols with their kids as the men were in prison....they had a massive row on the beach about who was the biggest slut and worst mother

Oh I was pmsl behind my book the whole area went silent as they raged on at each other

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Was once on holiday in Austria and couple complained cos there was no Beach!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

usually walking 3 steps behind british wife , who will have the passports, the tickets , the luggage receipts, the foreign currency...

well ffs, would you trust the geezer 3 steps behind who has d*unk too much on the plane........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one being led away in handcuffs, with blood down his face,spew down his England shirt and the crack of his fat red arse 6" above the top of his Adidas Bermuda shorts.

He'll usually start chanting EN-GER-LAND,EN-GER-LAND, in that moronic deep voice that they affect to portray maturity, as he's thrown into the Police van.

Gord bless 'em,don't it make yer proud?

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The one being led away in handcuffs, with blood down his face,spew down his England shirt and the crack of his fat red arse 6" above the top of his Adidas Bermuda shorts.

He'll usually start chanting EN-GER-LAND,EN-GER-LAND, in that moronic deep voice that they affect to portray maturity, as he's thrown into the Police van.

Gord bless 'em,don't it make yer proud?

XXXX"

ah yeah defo bless em, they sure fly the flag for English peeps, makes me soooo proud

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

The plonker who was in the waiting area at Calaise car ferry with a 6 pack of beer. One can was in his other hand and he was pissed! He walked over to a guy in a concours E Type Jaguar in British Racing Green who was returning from a car show. The yob dumped his beer with a thump on the bonnet of the car!

This is the type of pratt who has made the Calaise French hate the English! I don't blame them and now we always goi into France via Boulogne

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love the programme Bendidorm, especially as the "family" wont leave the complex as everything is free there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The plonker who was in the waiting area at Calaise car ferry with a 6 pack of beer. One can was in his other hand and he was pissed! He walked over to a guy in a concours E Type Jaguar in British Racing Green who was returning from a car show. The yob dumped his beer with a thump on the bonnet of the car!

This is the type of pratt who has made the Calaise French hate the English! I don't blame them and now we always goi into France via Boulogne"

I hope the guy in the Jag dumped his head with a thump on the arseholes nose!

XXXX

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

This is the type of pratt who has made the Calaise French hate the English! I don't blame them and now we always goi into France via Boulogne

I hope the guy in the Jag dumped his head with a thump on the arseholes nose!

XXXX"

Sadly, the guy was a little on the older and frailer side... Told him to get the beer off his car and the kid did it... AFTER we all went to investigate!!!

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By *lirty14uMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"plus sat on the beach with a massive hard-on, as the locals go topless as standard!

You've just come back from holiday hav'nt you flirty? hmmm? hope you covered it with a towel lol

Good job I had a beach towel handy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

butlins bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"butlins bump"
ooh you got redcoat then?