Mrs ddc and I may have accidentally finished an entire bottle of wine whilst waiting for the roast.potToes.
Apologies in advance.for.any dodgy grammer/punctuation/slightly ill-considered statements. I may have.to resurrect my idea for differently coloured posts so that tonight's drivel may be forgiven whennit is resurrected in three weeks time.
Mr (hic) ddc
(I blame admin: how hard could it be to have an anti-tipsy facility? Eg, make the 'post message' button move and harder to hit) |
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"Mrs ddc and I may have accidentally finished an entire bottle of wine whilst waiting for the roast.potToes.
Apologies in advance.for.any dodgy grammer/punctuation/slightly ill-considered statements. I may have.to resurrect my idea for differently coloured posts so that tonight's drivel may be forgiven whennit is resurrected in three weeks time.
Mr (hic) ddc
(I blame admin: how hard could it be to have an anti-tipsy facility? Eg, make the 'post message' button move and harder to hit)"
I blame mrs ddc. When the roast is on she should move all they letters on your keyboard around. That'd larn ya. |
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"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today?
I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water.
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Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready....
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over a year ago
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"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today?
I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water.
Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready....
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A baked cheesecake then? Yum.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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A baked cheesecake then? Yum.
No, but she doesnt let that stop her.
We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now 
(Why do you think I do the bulk of the cooking  )"
You are pushing it. Mrs DDC, I hope that, like me, your snore is worse after alcohol.  |
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A baked cheesecake then? Yum.
No, but she doesnt let that stop her.
We've had the smoke alarm tell us the salad was ready before now
(Why do you think I do the bulk of the cooking
You are pushing it. Mrs DDC, I hope that, like me, your snore is worse after alcohol. "
Thanks Lickety.
I have a feeling I'mlike you and frankly, he's been cheeky all day so he's got it coming to him. 
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i have a post tramlins festival daughter splayed out on the sofa - due mostly to a higher than recommended ratio of gin to tonic consumed over yesterday and into the early hours of this morning  |
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"But was the wine any good?
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Yes, thanks A.
That's why it's all gone and Mr DdC up to his tricks.
Mrs DDC
Then sod the pots of toes and crack open another!
A"
Ooh, go on then, you tempter you!
I did give into supermarket sales marketing on Fri and bought Gin and a case of cider as on special offer so maybe something different this time.
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" crack open another!
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Ooh, go on then, you tempter you!
Mrs DDC"
Oo-er, I was going to politely decline, two bottles and I'll be telling everyone how much I love them, and agreeing to add all sorts to our friend's list
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" crack open another!
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Ooh, go on then, you tempter you!
Mrs DDC
Oo-er, I was going to politely decline, two bottles and I'll be telling everyone how much I love them, and agreeing to add all sorts to our friend's list
I remember that from the last time
And as for the pictures you sent
Mr ddc"
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"Are you having anything with those toes in pots? More importantly, what did you make for pud today?
I've been weaving... and sober as a sober thing that only drinks water.
Mrs ddc made a strawberry cheesecake with (almost) the last of our strawberries. Surprisingly it is the first time in a long time we didn't use the smoke detector to know when something she'd cooked was ready....
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That sir is well worth a LOL.
I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grappa talking....
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That sir is well worth a LOL.
I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....
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Oi!
I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.
If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....
(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...
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That sir is well worth a LOL.
I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....
Oi!
I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.
If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....
(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...
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Frying pans are on Sale at us... Nice heavy ones |
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That sir is well worth a LOL.
I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....
Oi!
I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.
If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....
(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...
)"
He's just run over, given me a quick kiss goodnight and cleared off to bed. He really is the cheekiest man alive.
Right off to bed myself...
Now where's the frying pan/rolling pin/empty bottle of wine?
Do not expect him to be posting in the morning!
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"....
That sir is well worth a LOL.
I salute your bravery. Although appreciate it may be the grampa talking....
Oi!
I've already told that Fireblade fella I'm not a grampa.
If you must know I'm actually only 32, but the stress of living with Mrs ddc has sure taken its toll.....
(Later on, I won't quite be sure if the headache was caused by the wine, or the inevitable frying pan...
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Grappa not grandpa.
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