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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fanny Packers 
Self lubricating packing to take up the slack caused by child birth or over enthusiastic hammerings
or
Cock Lagging
For those of us less fortunate hombres to be able to enjoy the same sexy sensations of our donkey dicked comrades when encountering the ladies described above 
Could be on Dragons Den
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s an urban myth child birth and too much sex causes big fannies made up mostly by men with pencil dicks  "
pmsl....these forums always make me giggle!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jack, you have far too much time on your hands and too many thoughts in your dirty mind
and a big flaggon of scrumpy
pass some over ya greedy cock lagging git xxxxxxx"
if ya want some of this, better get ya skates on
it gives me my poetic and artistic license, and it gets me pissed too, hic |
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