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"Sat near a preacher shouting about everyone is going to hell and I'm perving on fab 
Sex isn't a sin."
Everything is a sin apart from giving money to the church |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tell him to show some respect,,,,,
He's behaving like a heathen
He oughtn't be shouting on the Sabbath ,,,, sheeesh....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everything is a sin apart from giving money to the church "
Brilliant
Looking at those according to the magic book of contradictions who have gone up and those who have gone down
I would defo want to head down to where the partys at, |
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"Oh well, I'm sure we'll have more fun in hell together than he will have in his heaven. "
If he goes to heaven, I'd rather be in hell, especially if you're there |
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"Sat near a preacher shouting about everyone is going to hell and I'm perving on fab
It sounds like you're in church on Sunday morning. "
Nottingham city centre before work |
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"Sat near a preacher shouting about everyone is going to hell and I'm perving on fab
Sex isn't a sin."
Indeed not, but in the eyes of the church, pretty much anything that isn't monogamous mf relations is going to send you to hell, and certainly perving is frowned upon if I remember the commandments vaguely |
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"Sat near a preacher shouting about everyone is going to hell and I'm perving on fab
It sounds like you're in church on Sunday morning.
Nottingham city centre before work"
they don't get called preachers down here.. |
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Next time I'm stopped by a preacher or a Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door in going to show them this
http://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo
And then I'm quite happy to discuss religion with them |
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"Sat near a preacher shouting about everyone is going to hell and I'm perving on fab
It sounds like you're in church on Sunday morning.
Nottingham city centre before work
they don't get called preachers down here.."
I'm from Farnborough originally, but can't remember what they're called down South... I assume nutters? |
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"Sat near a preacher shouting about everyone is going to hell and I'm perving on fab
Go to Heaven for the climate but Hell for the company"
It's fricking freezing in heaven, I'd rather be warm ta |
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"Oh well, I'm sure we'll have more fun in hell together than he will have in his heaven.
If he goes to heaven, I'd rather be in hell, especially if you're there"
Bless you |
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"Sat near a preacher shouting about everyone is going to hell and I'm perving on fab "
Brother, your soul can be saved. Sell all your possessions and send the proceeds to Rev. Obadiah Fakeman c/o Church Of The Eternal Copulation (where perving is a regular ritual). |
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