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What do women want?
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"I'm probably opening myself up to ridicule here, but I'm curious as to what the women on this site want. I've been on here a little over a year now and nothing. In fact I've had women give me the run around. I consider myself a decent and polite sort. I pride myself on being a gentleman. I actually read profiles before messaging. I don't use CAPS in the chat room. So ladies, please let me know what you are looking for. " To be honest there are a 1000 or more profiles similar to yours. You don't stand out at all. More photo's and more typed on your profile for a start would help. | |||
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"Suggest adding more disclaimers. Women go mad for them...." beat me to it  | |||
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"lol more disclaimers thats what you think women want...oh dear" | |||
"yikes,,,, did I hear someone mention shoes,,,,,,, yayyyyyyy for shoes... oh and patent leather shoeboots with killer-heels too,,,OMG.... phwarrr oop's,,,hang-on... OK I'm sorry ,,,,, eek....I know the question is what do "women" want.... but darn it, shoes are shoes,,, and thats a fact,,, and OMG ....shoes are,,,,,,, sigh....... "Chocolate shoes... | |||
"lol more disclaimers thats what you think women want...oh dear
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"I'm probably opening myself up to ridicule here, but I'm curious as to what the women on this site want. I've been on here a little over a year now and nothing. In fact I've had women give me the run around. I consider myself a decent and polite sort. I pride myself on being a gentleman. I actually read profiles before messaging. I don't use CAPS in the chat room. So ladies, please let me know what you are looking for. " Instead of asking what women want - try putting down what YOU want and what YOU can offer us ladies. Your profile is dull and says nothing. It reads more like a work resume instead of a profile of someone you want to rip their clothes off!! Sell yourself with confidence, make us women think for you to play with us we are truly special. Who wants someone who is happy to play with anyone and is vague in their wants?!! Sorry to be harsh, but you did ask, and there's no point faffing about. Good luck! | |||
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"...... and a big box of jaffa cakes "no we will get fat. ok we can work it off ,, lol | |||
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"women want everything,and they want it yesterday. "and usually get it all too!! | |||
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"big cox and bingo "it's you that wants the bingo Jack - go on, admit it!!!!!!! | |||
"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.
and usually get it all too!! "
the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted. | |||
"big cox and bingo
it's you that wants the bingo Jack - go on, admit it!!!!!!!"I'm staying schtumm | |||
"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.
and usually get it all too!!
the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted. "of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!! | |||
"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.
and usually get it all too!!
the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted.
of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!! "no,you told us that next week,we just did'nt listen. | |||
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"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.
and usually get it all too!!
the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted.
of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!!
no,you told us that next week,we just did'nt listen. "No, next week we want what you gave us the first time | |||
"women want everything,and they want it yesterday.
and usually get it all too!!
the only thing is,when you give them everything.they change their minds,and decide,it was everything else they wanted.
of course. FFS, we told you that last week!!!
no,you told us that next week,we just did'nt listen.
No, next week we want what you gave us the first time"
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"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!!" well we said we wanted it in blue!!!! | |||
"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!! well we said we wanted it in blue!!!!" no red lol | |||
"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!! well we said we wanted it in blue!!!!" Wrong shade of blue | |||
"women want the impossible and then when they get it they moan its the wrong colour !!! well we said we wanted it in blue!!!! no red lol" is it any wonder,guys constantly look confused. | |||
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"a very rich man who gives them gold cards can shop and do what ever thay like . lol jo xx" Completely with you on this Jo. And if he pays for my cleaner, is at my beck and call and doesn't call me hun then we're onto a winner. Oh....and a body of a fit rugby player and a big clean cock please. | |||
"a very rich man who gives them gold cards can shop and do what ever thay like . lol jo xx Completely with you on this Jo. And if he pays for my cleaner, is at my beck and call and doesn't call me hun then we're onto a winner. Oh....and a body of a fit rugby player and a big clean cock please. " yes you have it right x god we would be in heven  | |||
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"What we want and what we get are to different things "what yous want,and what yous want,are two different things. | |||
"What we want and what we get are to different things
what yous want,and what yous want,are two different things. "get it right saucy, they are 4 different things and we don't want any of them | |||
"What we want and what we get are to different things
what yous want,and what yous want,are two different things.
get it right saucy, they are 4 different things and we don't want any of them "
thanks _muma.just what guys needed,more confusion.
what i've learned up till now.females dont know what they want,but guys should know what they want.
now where did i put that straightjacket. | |||
"Mmhh oi mrs new.. How many points on that list did i score? " gold card....tick pays for cleaner.....tick beck and call...tick doesn't call me hun.....tick body of a rugby player....tick nice huge clean cock.....tick tick Gosh my life is so hard.....
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"Well you start of with a negative. Then you say your a gentleman cause you open doors, i thought that was just a for gone conclusion that you would open the door" Yes but not when she is sat on the loo | |||
"Mmhh oi mrs new.. How many points on that list did i score? gold card....tick pays for cleaner.....tick beck and call...tick doesn't call me hun.....tick body of a rugby player....tick nice huge clean cock.....tick tick Gosh my life is so hard.....
(Mrs)"ticks every box adding to list with a brain and full of passion and lust and fun to be around. ooo and can cook. lol and open door be charming and bad boy in bed. | |||
"Mmhh oi mrs new.. How many points on that list did i score? gold card....tick pays for cleaner.....tick beck and call...tick doesn't call me hun.....tick body of a rugby player....tick nice huge clean cock.....tick tick Gosh my life is so hard.....
(Mrs) ticks every box adding to list with a brain and full of passion and lust and fun to be around. ooo and can cook. lol and open door be charming and bad boy in bed."brains......tick lust and passion....tick (almost mandatory for swinger methinks) cook....tick home made rogan josh with lemon chutney and an almond and carrot salad for example. ooo...what else fun to be around ....i think so, but you'd have to like his style of humour. But big tick bad boy in bed....tick You see, lucky me!! now where's that smug bitch emoticon when you need it. | |||
"I'm probably opening myself up to ridicule here, but I'm curious as to what the women on this site want. I've been on here a little over a year now and nothing. In fact I've had women give me the run around. I consider myself a decent and polite sort. I pride myself on being a gentleman. I actually read profiles before messaging. I don't use CAPS in the chat room. So ladies, please let me know what you are looking for. " looks to us like you should be on a dating site, and this woman your looking to meet is also going to shut up shop once youv e found her? if we werent a couple and were a single fem and saw your profile we would press the delete button, we wouldnt want flowers or doors opened,your profile reads like your hunting a woman for life and not just sexual fun which is what this is about. | |||
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"R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me) Whoa, babe (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit) I get tired (just a little bit) Keep on tryin' (just a little bit) You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit) And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit) (re, re, re, re) 'spect " you ok there ,, lol sock it to you i have all sorts of pics running around in my head now. | |||
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