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What is it with Birds who aint getting none
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..
Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)
Are you looking for True Love and Commitment (on a swingers site)
Are you relying too much on the internet to get yer Knickers damp
Or are you living a Lie and refuse to come out as a raving Rug Muncher.
Deidre Gimp  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.  "
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Dear Dierdre... I fink they are all just too fussy and up their own arses.. Since the invention of the rabbit and the wand the whole fing has just got totally out of hand ....
Prof olov .
head of sex research
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well the birds around here seem to be busy shagging plenty...bloody wood pigeon been at it ages this morning
Wood pigeon are all talk and no do "
Well this one is doing and is noisy as he does ...showing off he is |
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"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.
Spoilsports "
I know! 
Just plain not fair.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 12 gauge has dealt with our pigeons. They were very tasty when cooked in a red wine sauce.
Lol,a 12 gave wouldn't leave much!  "
I'm a crap shot so barely nick em enough to bring em down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly. "
You mean the Colour Climax films of the 70's lied to us?
I thought every Doctor with a big moustache sported a throbbing hard-on under his white coat! |
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"Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..
Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)-)"
Yup, too fussy, 'fancy a fuck' just doesn't quite hit the spot!  |
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"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly.
You mean the Colour Climax films of the 70's lied to us?
I thought every Doctor with a big moustache sported a throbbing hard-on under his white coat!"
No big moustaches and no white coats either!
And most of my docs and all the nurses are female and I'm not a rug muncher  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site
Move south to the North West! (That sounds strange!)
You'd get some then. "
Fair comment! Since I started swinging I HAVE found that the north west seems to be swinging/swingers club central!
I blame the bad weather and poverty - we only do it to keep warm!! |
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"Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..
Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)
Are you looking for True Love and Commitment (on a swingers site)
Are you relying too much on the internet to get yer Knickers damp
Or are you living a Lie and refuse to come out as a raving Rug Muncher.
Deidre Gimp "
OP I think you summed it up in your first sentence. As a bloke it is IMPOSSIBLE to ever fully understand the female psyche. For your own sanity, I find it's best to not even try. They totally baffle the life out of me. They just love to moan I'm afraid. It doesn't matter what you do, they'll moan about it. They're not like us men in that regard! If only they weren't so damn moreish! |
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You should help more, often it's the simple things that make a difference.
Since 'the early bird gets the worm' I always set Mrs ddc's alarm half an hour early so that she has time to make me a cup of tea in bed and give me a blow-job before her 12-hour shift down t'pit.
She's never grateful though
Mr ddc |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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I'm far too fussy for the good of my sex life.
Plus I only seem to fancy blokes who don't fancy me. Or married/attached (and cheating, not the playing with the partner's knowledge) ones, where my morals get in the way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I could have honouree membership of the grammar gestapo for a moment and one examines the premise of the statement What is it with Birds who aint getting none, it would seem the comment is factually incorrect?
If one is (aint) getting none then by deduction they must be getting some or even plenty?
Jus sayin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either.
seriously"
Yes seriously !!
And the reason you blocked me ??
Funny as fuck, perhaps you could have a more appropriate avatar like other dudes! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either.
seriously
Yes seriously !!
And the reason you blocked me ??
Funny as fuck, perhaps you could have a more appropriate avatar like other dudes!"
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Hmmmm it's a combination (for me) of being a fussy bugger and the fact that gang bangs are frowned upon in hospital wards. Otherwise I'd be at it constantly. "
I'm disappointed TD, after my hip replacement, I was fighting my Fab mates off with a big stick - think it was the fact they were into water sports and I was catheterised (plus the White surgical stockings are such a turn on) |
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"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site
Move south to the North West! (That sounds strange!)
You'd get some then.
Fair comment! Since I started swinging I HAVE found that the north west seems to be swinging/swingers club central!
I blame the bad weather and poverty - we only do it to keep warm!! "
oh im honest i do it for the good sex....  |
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"My name is Pink Mist and I can't even get sex on a sex site
Move south to the North West! (That sounds strange!)
You'd get some then.
Fair comment! Since I started swinging I HAVE found that the north west seems to be swinging/swingers club central!
I blame the bad weather and poverty - we only do it to keep warm!!
oh im honest i do it for the good sex.... "
Well, you kept me warm. I even got a sweat on IIR  |
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"Ok it maybe coz im a Bloke n dont understand the Female Psyche but bugger me you Women have it all so i cant see a reason to complain why you aint walking like John Wayne competing in a Rodeo..
Is it because you are too fussy(Six pack,Clooney looks Hung like Edd the Horse and the Tongue of a Monitor Lizard)
Are you looking for True Love and Commitment (on a swingers site)
Are you relying too much on the internet to get yer Knickers damp
Or are you living a Lie and refuse to come out as a raving Rug Muncher.
Deidre Gimp "
Im happy to be fussy.. I just couldnt get it on with something im not attracted too.
There are also many reasons to not getting it as much as id like..
1.. I cant accom(kids).. It seems Nor can anyone else in my area
2.. I cant travel far...non driver.
3.. happy to meet in club or hotel... Still no interest.
6 hours on the 'meet today' section yesterday.. Only 1 bit of interest.. Didnt read my profile as to i cant accom.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've yet to come across a woe is me thread posted by a woman, also not many look at me threads either."
Oh there have been a few, Both woe is me and look at me threads by Females.
Easily missed tho as nobody cares what Women moan about
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christ you're asking for a paddling here..
I'm not sure if you even made a conclusive point there mate
Best of luck!
**grabs the popcorn**"
The Day i make a Conclusive point is the Day they remove this nice white jacket that does up at the back with big Shiny Buckles 
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