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So having been reduced to hysterical laughter by the noisiest hotel bed ever, I was wondering if any forumites had funny bed stories to share. Over to you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So having been reduced to hysterical laughter by the noisiest hotel bed ever, I was wondering if any forumites had funny bed stories to share. Over to you "
Only the one with the banging headboard, which then became detached from the rest of the bed and a complete collapse  |
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A couple of years ago when i was young and innocent i was taking my first wife to be for a test drive in a cheap B&B, I remember thinking hold on in the porn movies the Bird never folds Herself up like an envelope and with my massive Lynx Can sized knob it should be in by now..Turns out the bloody bed had no base it was just four Mattresses piled on top of each other inside the Bed Frame n every time i pushed with me Knees n Elbows(as all Stallions do) She was sinking further in 
I really Really should have taken it as a sign 
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex and I once stayed in a very tatty hotel (the sort where you are safer sleeping on top of the covers rather than under them)and woke up in the morning to find mouse droppings on the pillow. |
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Cheap b&b and next room started having noisey sex.
Was the bed making the noises rather than them, and it sounded like they were trying to keep the noise down, but my ex took it upon herself as a challenge which we weren't allowed to lose. They responded in kind.
By the end of it sounded like four adults going for it on bouncy castles...
I should have posted them a thank you note under the door the next day.... |
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Ended up sleeping with head at foot end as it was higher. ... 