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fuck maybe or run for a miles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well what's the wittiest

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did that make sense in your head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When your pished anything makes sense lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the distance between two users is a miles, and one of them sets off at b miles per hour, how long c does one have to wait to realise they're not coming.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

If the distance between two users is a miles, and one of them sets off at b miles per hour, how long c does one have to wait to realise they're not coming.

"

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

*pulls up a chair*

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

*eats popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pinches popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Pinches popcorn "

*swipes it back*

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

*vomits at the smell of popcorn and, thus cleansed, buys a large box of Malteasers*

NOM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was always a sprinter

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I was always a sprinter "

Running is undignified and ought to be banned in civilised societies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was always a sprinter "

towards or away from?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my boobs when I run! they bounce when i ride cowboy too! m x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was always a sprinter

Running is undignified and ought to be banned in civilised societies "

ssssh not if they have naked boobs. And female.

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

*flicks popcorn at maltesers boy*

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*flicks popcorn at maltesers boy*"

Malteaser 'boy' departs thread in a huff

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*flicks popcorn at maltesers boy*

Malteaser 'boy' departs thread in a huff"

*steals maltesers*

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The food wars commence

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

"

A paper towel?!

*sticks maltesers to nipples*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

"

WOT?

No youtube vid of this occurrence?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

WOT?

No youtube vid of this occurrence? "

*sighs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkDdLZGg30

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

A paper towel?!

*sticks maltesers to nipples*

"

*tries to lick nipples*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was always a sprinter

Running is undignified and ought to be banned in civilised societies

ssssh not if they have naked boobs. And female. "

Shut up

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

A paper towel?!

*sticks maltesers to nipples*

*tries to lick nipples*"

*lifts top hat*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

A paper towel?!

*sticks maltesers to nipples*

*tries to lick nipples*

*lifts top hat* "

my word, how much raw cabbage have you eaten lately?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

*wafts away cabbagey smell*

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*...and comes back in with a gallon of fuck knows - it's sugary and sticky, that's all that matters - trips and accidentally spills it over Popcorn Girl*

Dreadfully sorry, didn't see you there!

Can I get you a paper towel?

A paper towel?!

*sticks maltesers to nipples*

*tries to lick nipples*

*lifts top hat* "

*doffs bowler*

;)

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