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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Meet me!!! Promise I won't go UNLOS afterwards!
Oh and its definitely not you... I'be had the same effect too...
p.s. now starting to worry its me too... maybe we are all weird?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
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Are they in fact beneath your patio  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
Are they in fact beneath your patio "
 OI your not supposed to mention that!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet me!!! Promise I won't go UNLOS afterwards!
Oh and its definitely not you... I'be had the same effect too...
p.s. now starting to worry its me too... maybe we are all weird? "
Er lady you know my answer.. But you maybe deported to the Unlos abyss  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?
After! Bloody after!!
Be positive.
Don't they say that once you've had the best ......."
Your such a charmer canis my dear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More information is needed,
What did you do to them
I'll tell ya at 6.00am
You might be telling the right people if you phone that number "
You've given me a false number?!! Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?
After! Bloody after!!
Be positive.
Don't they say that once you've had the best .......
Your such a charmer canis my dear. "
You do surprise me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did they go UNLOS after meeting you or before?
After! Bloody after!!
Be positive.
Don't they say that once you've had the best .......
Your such a charmer canis my dear.
You do surprise me.
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I do because?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More information is needed,
What did you do to them
I'll tell ya at 6.00am
You might be telling the right people if you phone that number
You've given me a false number?!! Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises. "
I was warned by unlos not to give you my real number  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More information is needed,
What did you do to them
I'll tell ya at 6.00am
You might be telling the right people if you phone that number
You've given me a false number?!! Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises.
I was warned by unlos not to give you my real number "
See I rest my case.. I'm away to sulk.. N strop.. sod the lot of ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More information is needed,
What did you do to them
I'll tell ya at 6.00am
You might be telling the right people if you phone that number
You've given me a false number?!! Never darken my door again! Young man.. So many promises.
I was warned by unlos not to give you my real number
See I rest my case.. I'm away to sulk.. N strop.. sod the lot of ya! "
Ahh come here and I will give you a naked hug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
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Nah, you're Ok. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps you over fed them cheesy chips and they're now too fat to fit through their front door? Perhaps the night was so sinful, they've joined a nunnery to cleans their soul. Perhaps it was Mr Fockers dancing skills!! Shall I go on or would you like me to shut the fuck up now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!
These talents have both served me very well in the past.
Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
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You are w... *click* *brrrrrrrrrrr* The user has gone UNLOS The user has gone UNLOS The user has gone UNLOS... |
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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc
since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc
since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good "
Hope your crap meets don't read the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!
These talents have both served me very well in the past.
Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!! "
And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Next time keep an item of their clothing,I'll get the Pooch to hunt them down , should they go missing in action again  "
Taffy, I hope he can dig deep.
I've had to relay our patio, on numerous occasions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc
since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good
Hope your crap meets don't read the forums."
Lighten up, stressy pants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
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We'll have to arrange something to see if you have this curse. Just for scientific and statistical research of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
We'll have to arrange something to see if you have this curse. Just for scientific and statistical research of course "
Of course I need to sort out..
The edge of that wonky patio. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next time keep an item of their clothing,I'll get the Pooch to hunt them down , should they go missing in action again
Taffy, I hope he can dig deep.
I've had to relay our patio, on numerous occasions "
Ha ha if there is bones under there he will
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a bit of a complex.. I need reassurance..
Our two last meets have gone Unlos.. Another recent meet.. Has hidden... Never to be seen again! Ok it us isn't it.. Arghhh..help I need you to tell us how wonderful we are.. Or you can just Unlos yourself
We'll have to arrange something to see if you have this curse. Just for scientific and statistical research of course
Of course I need to sort out..
The edge of that wonky patio. "
Which numptie resurrected this thread anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to attract the strange ones lately an not getting a great meet, the guys seem to have issues etc
since half term everyone is busy on holiday etc an looking after little ones. An ive noticed my meets have not been good
Hope your crap meets don't read the forums.
Lighten up, stressy pants. "
*Looking for the delete profile link* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!
These talents have both served me very well in the past.
Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!
And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse! "
Hate the game, love the player! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!
These talents have both served me very well in the past.
Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!
And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!
Hate the game, love the player! "
I'll be checking out your moonwalking, very soon. You do know I'll be donning a waterpistol!! Dance little lady dance!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!
These talents have both served me very well in the past.
Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!
And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!
Hate the game, love the player!
I'll be checking out your moonwalking, very soon. You do know I'll be donning a waterpistol!! Dance little lady dance!! "
Bring it ON!!
(who the fuck told you I was a lady anyway?) lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should learn to roly poly, and moon walk like a badass mo fo?!
These talents have both served me very well in the past.
Even bagged a unicorn, she's a top bint too!!
And you can Shurrup n'all smart arse!
Hate the game, love the player!
I'll be checking out your moonwalking, very soon. You do know I'll be donning a waterpistol!! Dance little lady dance!!
Bring it ON!!
(who the fuck told you I was a lady anyway?) lol "
I was being polite!! Trollope. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im still here too "
Aww yes you are, Mwwwwahhh not been here much sweetie, hope your doing well, you need to get your butt, to the fab social, doll. X |
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