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If you could be a queen or a king
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I have been a queen for many a year 
Have you been making the very most of it? "
yup, I have had many bow to me with their mouth open wide... and I give them my sceptre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a day, how would you spend your 24hours?"
I would spend my first 12 hours saying " off with her/his head "
The next 12 hours saying " I'm the king around here "
But I would really just give all my friends and family cool titles like . Duke , Sir , earl , and drink from a goblet or pimp cup  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd ensure that I'd be given vast palaces, castles & estates plus a tidy annual salary, all for a lifetime - from the plebs, then abduct.
........errrrrrrrm, not entirely different from errrrm..............  |
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
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"For a day, how would you spend your 24hours?
I would spend my first 12 hours saying " off with her/his head "
The next 12 hours saying " I'm the king around here "
But I would really just give all my friends and family cool titles like . Duke , Sir , earl , and drink from a goblet or pimp cup "
Whose heads would you lop off, or would that be telling?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been a queen for many a year
Have you been making the very most of it?
yup, I have had many bow to me with their mouth open wide... and I give them my sceptre"
Unbeatable!!  |
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
Norwich |
"I'd ensure that I'd be given vast palaces, castles & estates plus a tidy annual salary, all for a lifetime - from the plebs, then abduct.
........errrrrrrrm, not entirely different from errrrm.............. "
I hear ya'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was king for a day I would raise the tax for the big companies for instance that coffee place that refuse to pay fair tax, and when they buggered off thinking they could hold us to ransom with shit coffee, I would GIVE those shops to the unemployed free for 2 years to start their own business
But if I was a queen I'd flirt with men an look fabulous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I's spend the day mooning out of my carriage.
And all my soldiers would have to moon at tourists. i'd make way more money in tourism than the 'official' queen.
And i'd call myself Mrs Bratwurst Kraut-Nazi. |
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"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd fuck the waiters :P
Ahem. We can share the waiters!  "
Oh, ok. It *is* your island.
Anyway, we have a good application for head waiter (see above).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter 
LOL
Bend over then"
Why has _rtemisia got a strap on  |
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"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter
LOL
Bend over then
Why has _rtemisia got a strap on "
She can do what she likes...
Now, where were we...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter
LOL
Bend over then
Why has _rtemisia got a strap on
She can do what she likes...
Now, where were we...?"
We weren't, the only way your getting near my ass is if I get piles and your my doctor. I'm never going to look at my doctor the same again |
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter
LOL
Bend over then
Why has _rtemisia got a strap on
She can do what she likes...
Now, where were we...?"
You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue. |
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"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter
LOL
Bend over then
Why has _rtemisia got a strap on
She can do what she likes...
Now, where were we...?
You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue."
Woah! That's not the way it works! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter
LOL
Bend over then
Why has _rtemisia got a strap on
She can do what she likes...
Now, where were we...?
You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue.
Woah! That's not the way it works!"
Don't argue with your monarch.
(Gets popcorn & sits back to enjoy this unfold)
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
Norwich |
"I'd gift myself a tropical island and fill it with hot waiters.
I'd make myself the undisputed hot waiter
LOL
Bend over then
Why has _rtemisia got a strap on
She can do what she likes...
Now, where were we...?
You can both bend over! I'll start on you two and the waiters can form an orderly queue.
Woah! That's not the way it works!"
I is queen innit and you might well be king, but I 'as got first dibs on the island though, do like those waiters is mine by default. |
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