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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"heres your chance to say something that might make you unlos after posting:
"sites fulla fat manky people""
Oh OP don't talk about yourself like that !  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub  "
I licked it clean as i didnt want anyone bad mouthing u xxxx"
I could outdo you for disgusting any day but I dont want the post pulled |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Sorry about the poo I left in the club hot-tub "
I licked it clean as i didnt want anyone bad mouthing u xxxx
I could outdo you for disgusting any day but I dont want the post pulled "
lol same...lets keep our lips sealed..
speaking of seals...any seal clubbing clubs around? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please.."
Found it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it "
Can you clean it first. .ta  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FOR HER
That woman has a bigger beard than me - she should join a circus.
FOR HIM
I've seen bigger cocktail sausages
FOR INSTANT OUTRAGE
Wanna come to a party with me and Jimmy Savile?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta "
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married "
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold "
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Only looking for hot, lookers & fit types
If you've got a face like a vagina chewin' a wasp or a cunt like a wizards sleeve get tae fuck.
Now hit me up aw youz biatches. I know yer gaggin fur it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?
Meet me or forever be condemned as racist
I've been on the site for a while now, 18 minutes to be precise and there is no women on the end of my dick, ive washed it especially, but still nothing this site is a joke, full of frigid lessas, but if you like wat you see call me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?
Meet me or forever be condemned as racist
I've been on the site for a while now, 18 minutes to be precise and there is no women on the end of my dick, ive washed it especially, but still nothing this site is a joke, full of frigid lessas, but if you like wat you see call me "
I'll be right over.
Just gotta give my minge a quick wash  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?
Meet me or forever be condemned as racist
I've been on the site for a while now, 18 minutes to be precise and there is no women on the end of my dick, ive washed it especially, but still nothing this site is a joke, full of frigid lessas, but if you like wat you see call me
I'll be right over.
Just gotta give my minge a quick wash "
It's ok ive got a 5 gallon drum of flap fresh, if that's no goof ive got a special lice shampoo the doctors gave me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok - I admit it! No more false modesty!
All you guys who've messaged me for the last 18 months were right!
I AM gorgeous!
I AM stunning!
I AM by far the most beautiful woman on fab!
Oh - and I was a model before many of you were born - so it MUST all be true!
Right - where did I put my coat!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married "
I thought we were married?
That's it, I'm leaving..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
I thought we were married?
That's it, I'm leaving....."
Working in a court has its uses. I gave us a divorce. You're paying me spousal maintenance, so pay up bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT. "
The thread is a joke
not to be taken seriously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.
The thread is a joke
not to be taken seriously "
Is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.
The thread is a joke
not to be taken seriously
Is it? "
Oh dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married "
Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would anyone want to meet u when all u do is call ppl on here derogatory names. How does it feel to be so perfect NOT.
The thread is a joke
not to be taken seriously
Is it? "
I'm taking it very seriously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it make me gay if I suck cock but don't swallow?
Meet me or forever be condemned as racist
I've been on the site for a while now, 18 minutes to be precise and there is no women on the end of my dick, ive washed it especially, but still nothing this site is a joke, full of frigid lessas, but if you like wat you see call me "
This made me laugh
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!
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Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!
Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone "
Because it would be the ring she gave him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!
Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone
Because it would be the ring she gave him "
Oh yes So, a threesome then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!
Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone
Because it would be the ring she gave him
Oh yes So, a threesome then "
I'm sure he wouldn't say no to a 3some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
I thought we were married?
That's it, I'm leaving.....
Working in a court has its uses. I gave us a divorce. You're paying me spousal maintenance, so pay up bitch "
I wondered where all my money was going. Thank god we didn't have kids...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been to the STI clinic & all results were positive.
Congratulations! When are you due??
At my age, they said a pregnancy test wasn't needed "
At my, erm, length they said a paternity test wasn't needed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I lost my wedding ring at a party. Last saw it just after I lubed my hand for some fisting action...can the ladies please check their orifices and post it to my work address please..
Found it
Can you clean it first. .ta
I'm wearing it. That means we are officially married
If you check its actually a hula hoop sprayed gold
It could be a haribo ring for all I care! We are still married Wouldn't that mean you're now married... To his wife?'?!
Not sure why to his wife, but who cares?! I'll marry anyone
Because it would be the ring she gave him
Oh yes So, a threesome then
I'm sure he wouldn't say no to a 3some "
All that over a hula hoop!! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Been here a week & paid my fiver site support fee, so I know the score. Now where's all this fanny I'm supposed to get? All I'm getting is messages from men - I don't swing that way. I'm young, hung & full of cum! I'm single & ready to mingle. Hit me up bitches.
(No pics coz it uses up my credit & Mum n Dad would wonder why I need another Top Up.)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?
This is shit.. [sad face] |
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"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?
This is shit.. [sad face]"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?
This is shit.. [sad face]
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Now I have changed tack..
I have removed all my pics and changed my text to ......
That makes me all mysterious and shit. Chicks dig that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?
This is shit.. [sad face]
Now I have changed tack..
I have removed all my pics and changed my text to ......
That makes me all mysterious and shit. Chicks dig that"
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
I'm REALLY Str8, but coz I wasn't getting replies from single girls my age (18+) I thought I'd change my profile & settings coz I might be interested in a MFM with a Couple. My status now reads Bi-curious but I don't want no dick anywhere near my dick with a Couple. Just looking to service your missus to show her what she's missing. Message me if youz interested.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right you bastards...I have put up 23 pics of my cock and ticked every preference and cut and pasted in some cool bastards profile text..and messaged every lady within 75 miles. Why no takers?
This is shit.. [sad face]
Now I have changed tack..
I have removed all my pics and changed my text to ......
That makes me all mysterious and shit. Chicks dig that"
Now we will all be wondering if you're really someone famous like George Clooney |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Ok here goes... I'm a SciFi Geek, I'm still a virgin & I live with my parents. But I really, really, really want to get my hole. I'm not very big, either downstairs or in build (7 stone), but I've got a great personality. Looking for my Penny to to my Leonard. An interest in all things SciFi would be an advantage as I don't really talk about much else. Always wanted to try the upside down kiss thing that Spidey does but I'm afraid of heights & allergic to rope burns. Please help me Obi Wankin Obi - you're my only hope.
Love Sheldon. |
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