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an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult 
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over a year ago
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything? "
Not coming to yours for a cuppa  |
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything?
Not coming to yours for a cuppa "
Black tea anyone? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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And yet... when living with your mother and sister you kept doing the cleaning.
Are you feeling down at all? I'm being serious.
On the other hand, I'm lazy so clean when I have to (I don't make a lot of mess). Getting your shopping delivered is a guaranteed to ensure things go out of date as they don't pick from the back of the stock.
Try going out every other day and just buying a few fresh things. It will help you feel active and ensure that you're not wasting food.
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything?
Not coming to yours for a cuppa
Black tea anyone? "
What is going on with ironing, never ever, I`m with you, revolution me thinks! |
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over a year ago
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"Always leave a bottle of wine for a guest 
I actually have wine Not that I'm gonna drink it.. But there is wine here!
Black tea or Rose anyone? "
Rose please. Get a dishwasher, does the dishes for you. One less adult job to do.  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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You really need to consider getting some help as your motivation seems very, very low. For a young girl you should be loving every minute of life, striving to reach your potential, not moving from on negative situation to another, to another.
No harm meant and good luck  |
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over a year ago
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My housemate and I hired a cleaner for a few hours this month. Money well spent. Two bachelors does not make a clean house. We're surprisingly tidy though. |
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"And yet... when living with your mother and sister you kept doing the cleaning.
Are you feeling down at all? I'm being serious.
On the other hand, I'm lazy so clean when I have to (I don't make a lot of mess). Getting your shopping delivered is a guaranteed to ensure things go out of date as they don't pick from the back of the stock.
Try going out every other day and just buying a few fresh things. It will help you feel active and ensure that you're not wasting food.
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The cleaning bit was more of a 'really, do I have to?' Kind of thing xD I know how to clean it's just so boring
Nah I'm not overly down.. Just bored mostly.
The nearest shop is about 1-2 miles away... And £3 in a taxi. Its not that I'm lazy it's just that it's all hills and even walking down the hills on the way home kill me, especially carrying bags - but I go when I can  |
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything?
Not coming to yours for a cuppa
Black tea anyone?
What is going on with ironing, never ever, I`m with you, revolution me thinks!"
Ironing? I don't own an iron... I just hang it up in the bathroom when I have a shower and let the steam straighten it out xD |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything? "
You sound like my soul sister - minus the crutches!! 
You forgot - missing the recycling, so you end up with clear carrier bags full of plastic and tins for weeks.. then when you do put the bags out you do it at 3am so hopefully no-one will see what a raging alky you are.
Cleaning the oven. oh seriously??? 'smoke flavour' is all the rage, right??
Batteries. Always a dilemma when you have to choose between your vibrator or xbox controller when you are on your last 2 working AA's. |
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"Always leave a bottle of wine for a guest
I actually have wine Not that I'm gonna drink it.. But there is wine here!
Black tea or Rose anyone?
Rose please. Get a dishwasher, does the dishes for you. One less adult job to do. "
I need a washing machine before I buy a dishwasher  plus it's only me so there's not hat much washing up to do |
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything?
Not coming to yours for a cuppa
Black tea anyone?
What is going on with ironing, never ever, I`m with you, revolution me thinks!
Ironing? I don't own an iron... I just hang it up in the bathroom when I have a shower and let the steam straighten it out xD "
Same here, basic simple living lots of time for fun, suits me, |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"Can i have black coffee plz no sugar oh and with a clean cup please
Cups are all clean xD one thing I'm very picky about is having cups/plates etc clean "
oh and having a stash of powdered milk and sweeteners in - then apologising profusely while making a cuppa cause youve only got powdered milk and sweeteners in
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"You really need to consider getting some help as your motivation seems very, very low. For a young girl you should be loving every minute of life, striving to reach your potential, not moving from on negative situation to another, to another.
No harm meant and good luck "
I'm getting there I'm a hell of a lot happier now than I was a couple of months ago. New person in my life helps too
I'm not depressed or anything |
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"My housemate and I hired a cleaner for a few hours this month. Money well spent. Two bachelors does not make a clean house. We're surprisingly tidy though."
I used to work as a cleaner.. I don't mind cleaning other people's houses.. Just hate doing my own xD |
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything?
You sound like my soul sister - minus the crutches!!
You forgot - missing the recycling, so you end up with clear carrier bags full of plastic and tins for weeks.. then when you do put the bags out you do it at 3am so hopefully no-one will see what a raging alky you are.
Cleaning the oven. oh seriously??? 'smoke flavour' is all the rage, right??
Batteries. Always a dilemma when you have to choose between your vibrator or xbox controller when you are on your last 2 working AA's."
I love you :')
Bin chute... Recycling is around the corner.. I have like 3 tins in a bag waiting to go out.
Don't have the oven issue... Although the microwave could do with a clean xD something exploded...
Buy a mains powered vibrator... No problem |
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"You really need to consider getting some help as your motivation seems very, very low. For a young girl you should be loving every minute of life, striving to reach your potential, not moving from on negative situation to another, to another.
No harm meant and good luck
I'm getting there I'm a hell of a lot happier now than I was a couple of months ago. New person in my life helps too
I'm not depressed or anything "
I hope you are on the right track, sounds like you need to understand what happiness is etc. good luck |
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"Can i have black coffee plz no sugar oh and with a clean cup please
Cups are all clean xD one thing I'm very picky about is having cups/plates etc clean
oh and having a stash of powdered milk and sweeteners in - then apologising profusely while making a cuppa cause youve only got powdered milk and sweeteners in
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Ooooh do they do lactofree powdered milk?! |
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"Always leave a bottle of wine for a guest
I actually have wine Not that I'm gonna drink it.. But there is wine here!
Black tea or Rose anyone? "
may I have a glass of wine, please? And do you want me clothed? |
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"You really need to consider getting some help as your motivation seems very, very low. For a young girl you should be loving every minute of life, striving to reach your potential, not moving from on negative situation to another, to another.
No harm meant and good luck
I'm getting there I'm a hell of a lot happier now than I was a couple of months ago. New person in my life helps too
I'm not depressed or anything
I hope you are on the right track, sounds like you need to understand what happiness is etc. good luck "
Everything is heading in the right direction |
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over a year ago
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"Buy cravendale milk. It lasts 7 days x
Mildly lactose intolerant.. Milk gives me a tummy ache, I buy lactofree and they only come in litres (I think), so they go off before I finish them "
Also lactose intolerant. I opt for milk alternatives (whatever's on offer) preferences are oat milk and rice milk. They come in the tetrapaks, so are long life (until you open them) but they're fricking heavy to carry (I buy in bulk so I don't have to do it regularly) |
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"Always leave a bottle of wine for a guest
I actually have wine Not that I'm gonna drink it.. But there is wine here!
Black tea or Rose anyone?
may I have a glass of wine, please? And do you want me clothed? "
How about I bring the wine and my washing to your place? |
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"And yet... when living with your mother and sister you kept doing the cleaning.
Are you feeling down at all? I'm being serious.
On the other hand, I'm lazy so clean when I have to (I don't make a lot of mess). Getting your shopping delivered is a guaranteed to ensure things go out of date as they don't pick from the back of the stock.
Try going out every other day and just buying a few fresh things. It will help you feel active and ensure that you're not wasting food.
The cleaning bit was more of a 'really, do I have to?' Kind of thing xD I know how to clean it's just so boring
Nah I'm not overly down.. Just bored mostly.
The nearest shop is about 1-2 miles away... And £3 in a taxi. Its not that I'm lazy it's just that it's all hills and even walking down the hills on the way home kill me, especially carrying bags - but I go when I can "
Totally get it as an adult Id rather do anything else other than clean, especially when the Suns out, I do what I have to, I don't understand people who actually enjoy cleanning. Other thing as an adult, hate paying bills. Id rather go shopping, much more enjoyable. |
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"And yet... when living with your mother and sister you kept doing the cleaning.
Are you feeling down at all? I'm being serious.
On the other hand, I'm lazy so clean when I have to (I don't make a lot of mess). Getting your shopping delivered is a guaranteed to ensure things go out of date as they don't pick from the back of the stock.
Try going out every other day and just buying a few fresh things. It will help you feel active and ensure that you're not wasting food.
The cleaning bit was more of a 'really, do I have to?' Kind of thing xD I know how to clean it's just so boring
Nah I'm not overly down.. Just bored mostly.
The nearest shop is about 1-2 miles away... And £3 in a taxi. Its not that I'm lazy it's just that it's all hills and even walking down the hills on the way home kill me, especially carrying bags - but I go when I can
Totally get it as an adult Id rather do anything else other than clean, especially when the Suns out, I do what I have to, I don't understand people who actually enjoy cleanning. Other thing as an adult, hate paying bills. Id rather go shopping, much more enjoyable. "
Ah yes.. Bills. I don't have many of them At least no new ones that are alien to me anyway. But shopping is much more fun! |
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I dont do ironing unless I want to wear something. Completely pointless task if you ask me! also I'm a firm believer of the saying a show home is the sign of a wasted life.....unless you don't actually live there, in which case, get in |
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"My housemate and I hired a cleaner for a few hours this month. Money well spent. Two bachelors does not make a clean house. We're surprisingly tidy though.
I used to work as a cleaner.. I don't mind cleaning other people's houses.. Just hate doing my own xD "
I tidy shops when I see untidiness. But dusting and actually putting effort in. Nah ah ah, I have eyeballs to poke out |
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"I dont do ironing unless I want to wear something. Completely pointless task if you ask me! also I'm a firm believer of the saying a show home is the sign of a wasted life.....unless you don't actually live there, in which case, get in "
Why iron something that's gonna crease as soon as you put it on? Just put it on and hope for the best xD
Well my house is far from a show home so yippee xD |
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"And yet... when living with your mother and sister you kept doing the cleaning.
Are you feeling down at all? I'm being serious.
On the other hand, I'm lazy so clean when I have to (I don't make a lot of mess). Getting your shopping delivered is a guaranteed to ensure things go out of date as they don't pick from the back of the stock.
Try going out every other day and just buying a few fresh things. It will help you feel active and ensure that you're not wasting food.
The cleaning bit was more of a 'really, do I have to?' Kind of thing xD I know how to clean it's just so boring
Nah I'm not overly down.. Just bored mostly.
The nearest shop is about 1-2 miles away... And £3 in a taxi. Its not that I'm lazy it's just that it's all hills and even walking down the hills on the way home kill me, especially carrying bags - but I go when I can
Totally get it as an adult Id rather do anything else other than clean, especially when the Suns out, I do what I have to, I don't understand people who actually enjoy cleanning. Other thing as an adult, hate paying bills. Id rather go shopping, much more enjoyable.
Ah yes.. Bills. I don't have many of them At least no new ones that are alien to me anyway. But shopping is much more fun! "
Yep. Bills. Payday, and already a third to three quarters has gone on bloody bills haha |
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"My housemate and I hired a cleaner for a few hours this month. Money well spent. Two bachelors does not make a clean house. We're surprisingly tidy though.
I used to work as a cleaner.. I don't mind cleaning other people's houses.. Just hate doing my own xD
I tidy shops when I see untidiness. But dusting and actually putting effort in. Nah ah ah, I have eyeballs to poke out "
Dusting. Dusting? Dusting?! Fuck that. Just blow the dust off it if you need it |
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"And yet... when living with your mother and sister you kept doing the cleaning.
Are you feeling down at all? I'm being serious.
On the other hand, I'm lazy so clean when I have to (I don't make a lot of mess). Getting your shopping delivered is a guaranteed to ensure things go out of date as they don't pick from the back of the stock.
Try going out every other day and just buying a few fresh things. It will help you feel active and ensure that you're not wasting food.
The cleaning bit was more of a 'really, do I have to?' Kind of thing xD I know how to clean it's just so boring
Nah I'm not overly down.. Just bored mostly.
The nearest shop is about 1-2 miles away... And £3 in a taxi. Its not that I'm lazy it's just that it's all hills and even walking down the hills on the way home kill me, especially carrying bags - but I go when I can
Totally get it as an adult Id rather do anything else other than clean, especially when the Suns out, I do what I have to, I don't understand people who actually enjoy cleanning. Other thing as an adult, hate paying bills. Id rather go shopping, much more enjoyable.
Ah yes.. Bills. I don't have many of them At least no new ones that are alien to me anyway. But shopping is much more fun!
Yep. Bills. Payday, and already a third to three quarters has gone on bloody bills haha"
If I had TV/phone/internet I'd have no money left xD my mobile is all I can afford |
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"My housemate and I hired a cleaner for a few hours this month. Money well spent. Two bachelors does not make a clean house. We're surprisingly tidy though.
I used to work as a cleaner.. I don't mind cleaning other people's houses.. Just hate doing my own xD
I tidy shops when I see untidiness. But dusting and actually putting effort in. Nah ah ah, I have eyeballs to poke out
Dusting. Dusting? Dusting?! Fuck that. Just blow the dust off it if you need it "
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"My housemate and I hired a cleaner for a few hours this month. Money well spent. Two bachelors does not make a clean house. We're surprisingly tidy though.
I used to work as a cleaner.. I don't mind cleaning other people's houses.. Just hate doing my own xD
I tidy shops when I see untidiness. But dusting and actually putting effort in. Nah ah ah, I have eyeballs to poke out
Dusting. Dusting? Dusting?! Fuck that. Just blow the dust off it if you need it
Can I marry you? "
I'm gonna marry _hortie.. Sorry |
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"And yet... when living with your mother and sister you kept doing the cleaning.
Are you feeling down at all? I'm being serious.
On the other hand, I'm lazy so clean when I have to (I don't make a lot of mess). Getting your shopping delivered is a guaranteed to ensure things go out of date as they don't pick from the back of the stock.
Try going out every other day and just buying a few fresh things. It will help you feel active and ensure that you're not wasting food.
The cleaning bit was more of a 'really, do I have to?' Kind of thing xD I know how to clean it's just so boring
Nah I'm not overly down.. Just bored mostly.
The nearest shop is about 1-2 miles away... And £3 in a taxi. Its not that I'm lazy it's just that it's all hills and even walking down the hills on the way home kill me, especially carrying bags - but I go when I can
Totally get it as an adult Id rather do anything else other than clean, especially when the Suns out, I do what I have to, I don't understand people who actually enjoy cleanning. Other thing as an adult, hate paying bills. Id rather go shopping, much more enjoyable.
Ah yes.. Bills. I don't have many of them At least no new ones that are alien to me anyway. But shopping is much more fun!
Yep. Bills. Payday, and already a third to three quarters has gone on bloody bills haha
If I had TV/phone/internet I'd have no money left xD my mobile is all I can afford "
That's just rent travel and credit card. Going to Germany in a week, so can't whinge |
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"My housemate and I hired a cleaner for a few hours this month. Money well spent. Two bachelors does not make a clean house. We're surprisingly tidy though.
I used to work as a cleaner.. I don't mind cleaning other people's houses.. Just hate doing my own xD
I tidy shops when I see untidiness. But dusting and actually putting effort in. Nah ah ah, I have eyeballs to poke out
Dusting. Dusting? Dusting?! Fuck that. Just blow the dust off it if you need it
Can I marry you?
I'm gonna marry _hortie.. Sorry "
My dreams will die quietly in the corner hahaha |
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything? "
Have you missed anything? Dunno; I'm just content that you suck |
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything?
Have you missed anything? Dunno; I'm just content that you suck "
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"You'll get there. I say that, but I've a close in-law who never quite managed it. She always looked as if she was living in a squat. I doubt that'll happen to you, though.  "
I hope not! Can't decide which is more important though... Bed frame so I stop sleeping on the floor, freezer so my food doesn't go out of date, or washing machine! |
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"You'll get there. I say that, but I've a close in-law who never quite managed it. She always looked as if she was living in a squat. I doubt that'll happen to you, though.
I hope not! Can't decide which is more important though... Bed frame so I stop sleeping on the floor, freezer so my food doesn't go out of date, or washing machine! "
A washing machine that vibrates a lot, unless you got a toy for that |
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"You'll get there. I say that, but I've a close in-law who never quite managed it. She always looked as if she was living in a squat. I doubt that'll happen to you, though.
I hope not! Can't decide which is more important though... Bed frame so I stop sleeping on the floor, freezer so my food doesn't go out of date, or washing machine!
A washing machine that vibrates a lot, unless you got a toy for that"
That's what my wand is for |
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"You'll be alright duck, as long as your fridge is clean, then everything will be hunky dory
The milk leaked last week  "
If it's still in need of a clean, won't it be cheese almost by now? |
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"You'll be alright duck, as long as your fridge is clean, then everything will be hunky dory
The milk leaked last week
If it's still in need of a clean, won't it be cheese almost by now?"
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"You'll get there. I say that, but I've a close in-law who never quite managed it. She always looked as if she was living in a squat. I doubt that'll happen to you, though.
I hope not! Can't decide which is more important though... Bed frame so I stop sleeping on the floor, freezer so my food doesn't go out of date, or washing machine!
A washing machine that vibrates a lot, unless you got a toy for that
That's what my wand is for "
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"an adult...
I suck.
No milk because it keeps going out of date before I use it.
I do my food shop online because fuck getting on a bus with a weeks worth of shopping on crutches. So my food keeps going out of date before I get around to eating it. (I'm buying a freezer to help with this problem!)
'Adults' have nicely decorated homes and I'm just like, meh mattress on the floor and a crappy paint job will do.
Cleaning... What is this concept? Like... You get clean in the shower but you still have to clean the shower! How bloody pointless! I'm gonna start cleaning the shower whilst I'm in the shower!
I am a low functioning adult
Have I missed anything?
Have you missed anything? Dunno; I'm just content that you suck
Perv "
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