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Whats the biggest/most common lie told?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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going back to teenage dating "I promise I wont put it in"
on here, men don't as much lie about the inches on their cock as they do on their height...the amount of 6ft men on here that are shorter than me is inescapable.
unless i'm taller than i thought?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course your Mother is welcome here, anytime.
Well the holes Are very close together, it Was an accident!
Yes you Do look good in that
But it was in the sales
No of course I wasn't texting/watching telly/ yawning while you were down there
Oh yes, it Was good for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'If thats the man from the Provident, tell him your mother isn't in'
'My Giro hasn't arrived'
'It wasn't me, it was the big lads that did it'
'I'm single and unattached'
'I've only had half a lager officer'
'I was doing 29mph your honour'
'No I didn't shag your sister'
'Or your brother' 
'No I don't have a criminal record' |
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