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over a year ago
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Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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there are some strange people on here full stop. About the same ration of strange to normal (whatever that is) as there is in real life.
Of course I fall into the normal category  |
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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or mini mars bars, miniature bottles of scoth etc, lol  , I think it's so you can go and get one of those items to decide whether or not you want that willy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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If they're going to use shampoo bottles then the travel size would be far more effective..... |
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And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different.. |
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"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different.."
Thats women for you,. |
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"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different.."
Not here you won't
My honeypot isn't the green grocers or the off licence  |
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"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different..
Not here you won't
My honeypot isn't the green grocers or the off licence "
Shame that, I have an allotment and was looking to start up a veggie sex toy enterprise.  |
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"And all I see on women's and couple's pic are cucumbers, aubergines and all kinds of plants rammed up their boxes, I cant even eat anything without looking at it different.."
Thank God we kept that pic of the carrot up Mrs ddc's bum private. Though I still say we should have cut off the foliage first.
(And peeled it before serving it to the in-laws, for that matter)
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
If they're going to use shampoo bottles then the travel size would be far more effective....."
Especially if they had read the news report I did last week about a woman who died from it. Not self inflicted I might add. I dont know why they would use shampoo bottles either. Other things yes, I understand that |
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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This place is jam packed full of oddballs of both sexes. Thankfully I'm one of the few normal ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
This place is jam packed full of oddballs of both sexes. Thankfully I'm one of the few normal ones! "
With those socks, you are definitely not one of the normal ones  |
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"Men like scale.
Men like remote controls..
If their OH let's them near it!
It's definite man toy in my house"
And ours...Just swapped seats with Mr DDC so can charge tablet and type (yes, multi-tasking!) but no chance of sharing same sofa as the remote, even tho he's not actually watching!
Mrs DDC
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
This place is jam packed full of oddballs of both sexes. Thankfully I'm one of the few normal ones!
With those socks, you are definitely not one of the normal ones "
Another one jealous of my socks appeal!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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Haha this did make me chuckle!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men like scale."
Speaking of which, I'd not be surprised if some fellas had taken a photo of it on scales to say how much it weighed
Been pmsl at the great responses on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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Have you never considered a pic of your foo foo next to a polo mont? Or a bust whoopie cushion? Or two dead slugs? It's all about comparison. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
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Give it a few more years.. you will be unshockable.
And don't google blue waffle or 2girls1cup. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't look at Male profiles (Honest)
But if they want to post pictures of random objects next to their cocks to show how big or small they are I don't see a problem with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Due to my child misplacing ( hiding) the remote control can i compare my penis to the finger I've been turning the bloody television over with all night |
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"Due to my child misplacing ( hiding) the remote control can i compare my penis to the finger I've been turning the bloody television over with all night "
Only if it's well toned from channel hopping to avoid adverts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Michelle here
Is it me or are there some really strange guys on here. I see more pics with cocks next to sky remotes,shampoo bottles and even sprays lol
Have you never considered a pic of your foo foo next to a polo mont? Or a bust whoopie cushion? Or two dead slugs? It's all about comparison."
If it fits through a polo, I'm pretty lost for words |
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