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over a year ago
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How do you take a good selfie on a android?! Do you use a timer? Lighting, best pose lol?! Struggling at this selfie milarkie, look like a yeti that's been undiscovered for hundreds of years! |
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Every one of my pix is a selfie.
Get a good timer app that takes multiple shots and have a session where you take LOADS.
it's the only way to get a few good ones!
Xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every one of my pix is a selfie.
Get a good timer app that takes multiple shots and have a session where you take LOADS.
it's the only way to get a few good ones!
Xxxx"
can we mention apps? Is there a good one on android?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Selfie stick!  "
For the love of god I am not and never will purchase a selfie stick. It's my religious belief. I'm not doing it lol ill prop phone against window first! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I use a Sony A5100 on a tripod. It connects to Wi-Fi and there is a remote app which allows me to view the camera in real time on my phone / tablet. That way I can line up the shot then fire the shutter. |
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"Selfie stick!
For the love of god I am not and never will purchase a selfie stick. It's my religious belief. I'm not doing it lol ill prop phone against window first! "
You'll get one eventually, I can sense you aren't really adverse to the idea! |
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"I use a Sony A5100 on a tripod. It connects to Wi-Fi and there is a remote app which allows me to view the camera in real time on my phone / tablet. That way I can line up the shot then fire the shutter."
That's way to professional! I want maximum results with minimum input! Might just go for dick pic and be done with it lol |
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"I take about 30 and i usually think one is okish hahaha"
Only 30? Bloody hell your Good! I've taken over 100 before I found a perfect shot before now.. so now Him takes the shot to stop me stressing  DG |
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"I take about 30 and i usually think one is okish hahaha
Only 30? Bloody hell your Good! I've taken over 100 before I found a perfect shot before now.. so now Him takes the shot to stop me stressing DG"
These pictures are a really big deal aren't they lol unless your body perfect, your pretty much screwed! *lighting* position angle of camera filters it's a nightmare! |
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"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!"
Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids! |
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"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!
Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!"
Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?! |
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"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become. "
Easily said with your bod lol you aren't taking 30 or 40 selfie before hand are you, scrutinising lines and edges, oh no not you. Cunt. Only joking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become.
Easily said with your bod lol you aren't taking 30 or 40 selfie before hand are you, scrutinising lines and edges, oh no not you. Cunt. Only joking "
I include myself in this. If you went through my phones photos you'd see shit tonnes of mirror photos. Not proud of it one bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a horrible narcissistic race we've become.
Easily said with your bod lol you aren't taking 30 or 40 selfie before hand are you, scrutinising lines and edges, oh no not you. Cunt. Only joking
I include myself in this. If you went through my phones photos you'd see shit tonnes of mirror photos. Not proud of it one bit. "
Its also to do with this place id never taken a selfie before i joined one of these sites a few months ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every one of my pix is a selfie.
Get a good timer app that takes multiple shots and have a session where you take LOADS.
it's the only way to get a few good ones!
Xxxxcan we mention apps? Is there a good one on android?!"
I tried using fastburst which is great for taking plenty of shots at staggered intervals, but I didn't like any of those so I reverted to camera fv-5 full and played with the settings to take a bnw at iso100. If you CBA with that, stick with fastburst |
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"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!
Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!
Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?!"
Put your dad on, I'm sure he'll understand
Now what I want to know is why don't the mirror me and the photo me look like the same person? And which one is real? Who are these other mes?!  |
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"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!
Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!
Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?!
Put your dad on, I'm sure he'll understand
Now what I want to know is why don't the mirror me and the photo me look like the same person? And which one is real? Who are these other mes?! "
Dads away getting his end off haha mams with the milk man somewhere and the leccy meter is on emergency  Need to go to paper shop for some leccy on tic! Sorry no grown ups here tonight! Exactly, how can two pictures look completely different lol never knew I had a wonky eye until now! |
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"Web cam? What's one of those?! A mouse?! Can hardly go to pets at home to purchase a mouse!!!!! Wtf!
Do you know what a computer is? Kom-pu-ter! It's like a giant smart phone from the olden days....you kids!
Xbox and ps4? They're consoles? Think my dad had a komputer? Logitec Web cam? Am I near?!
Put your dad on, I'm sure he'll understand
Now what I want to know is why don't the mirror me and the photo me look like the same person? And which one is real? Who are these other mes?!
Dads away getting his end off haha mams with the milk man somewhere and the leccy meter is on emergency Need to go to paper shop for some leccy on tic! Sorry no grown ups here tonight! Exactly, how can two pictures look completely different lol never knew I had a wonky eye until now!"
I conclude that the better looking of the other mes (me's?) must be me. The other hideous trog must just be my inner demons surfacing because of the "photos taken by other people" phobia kicking in! |
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