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Ha ha no doubt going upset a few with this thread but here goes..
My theory is simply... Lasses prefer the presence of another lass purely enable a good girlie chat while there guys draw breath and recover...?? |
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"Ha ha no doubt going upset a few with this thread but here goes..
My theory is simply... Lasses prefer the presence of another lass purely enable a good girlie chat while there guys draw breath and recover...??"
Yes you are absolutely right.
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"Ha ha no doubt going upset a few with this thread but here goes..
My theory is simply... Lasses prefer the presence of another lass purely enable a good girlie chat while there guys draw breath and recover...??
Yes you are absolutely right.
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"Ha ha no doubt going upset a few with this thread but here goes..
My theory is simply... Lasses prefer the presence of another lass purely enable a good girlie chat while there guys draw breath and recover...??"
Nonsense, it's simpy so she can have someone to help with the post-coital snacks and housework while we men lie back in bed smoking cigars and high-fiving each other.
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over a year ago
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself..."
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women. |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women. "
This is completely unacceptable sexism and I am appalled and hurt.
Who cares if it is right.  |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women. "
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
This is completely unacceptable sexism and I am appalled and hurt.
Who cares if it is right. "
What utter rubbish.
Men don't have feelings.
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't."
Couples do not only meet couples though, so the basic premise of this is wrong. |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Couples do not only meet couples though, so the basic premise of this is wrong."
Damn! You spotted the flaw in my argument  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
This is completely unacceptable sexism and I am appalled and hurt.
Who cares if it is right.
What utter rubbish.
Men don't have feelings.
x"
Sure we do, but only in our cocks (apparently)  |
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Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Eh?
We've met singles, and we never once thought as ourselves as 'cheating'.
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Following on from Scarlets tongue in cheek comment my comment was equally tongue in cheek, meant to reflect the beliefs sometimes expressed by single men. I clearly don't have the hang of this |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women. "
Or feel better, 'cos their shit shag wasn't as bad as the other poor cows shit shag.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Eh?
We've met singles, and we never once thought as ourselves as 'cheating'.
Following on from Scarlets tongue in cheek comment my comment was equally tongue in cheek, meant to reflect the beliefs sometimes expressed by single men. I clearly don't have the hang of this "
I was being serious. 
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Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Eh?
We've met singles, and we never once thought as ourselves as 'cheating'.
Following on from Scarlets tongue in cheek comment my comment was equally tongue in cheek, meant to reflect the beliefs sometimes expressed by single men. I clearly don't have the hang of this "
No, my fault, I've been away for a bit and have temporarily lost my judgement. I did think it was a bit out of character for you! 
It's why I also tend to overuse that winky smiley thingy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Or feel better, 'cos their shit shag wasn't as bad as the other poor cows shit shag. "
I love swapping. The change is good.
Looking at someone else's ceiling while doing my shopping list in my head. Different cobwebs and light fittings. |
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Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Eh?
We've met singles, and we never once thought as ourselves as 'cheating'.
Following on from Scarlets tongue in cheek comment my comment was equally tongue in cheek, meant to reflect the beliefs sometimes expressed by single men. I clearly don't have the hang of this
I was being serious.
x"
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Couples do not only meet couples though, so the basic premise of this is wrong.
Damn! You spotted the flaw in my argument "
It took quite a bit of deduction.
The I remembered that we have met singles and slowly my brain got out of "ffs-it-is-Friday-and-I-am-still-on-a-train-mode" and realised that meant your argument had a flaw and by the laws of forums I had no choice but to tell you immediately that you were wrong. I hope you feel contrite? |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Couples do not only meet couples though, so the basic premise of this is wrong.
Damn! You spotted the flaw in my argument
It took quite a bit of deduction.
The I remembered that we have met singles and slowly my brain got out of "ffs-it-is-Friday-and-I-am-still-on-a-train-mode" and realised that meant your argument had a flaw and by the laws of forums I had no choice but to tell you immediately that you were wrong. I hope you feel contrite?"
I'm just off to get the sackcloth, ashes and flail.  |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Couples do not only meet couples though, so the basic premise of this is wrong.
Damn! You spotted the flaw in my argument
It took quite a bit of deduction.
The I remembered that we have met singles and slowly my brain got out of "ffs-it-is-Friday-and-I-am-still-on-a-train-mode" and realised that meant your argument had a flaw and by the laws of forums I had no choice but to tell you immediately that you were wrong. I hope you feel contrite?
I'm just off to get the sackcloth, ashes and flail. "
Ohh.. may we watch? |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Or feel better, 'cos their shit shag wasn't as bad as the other poor cows shit shag.
I love swapping. The change is good.
Looking at someone else's ceiling while doing my shopping list in my head. Different cobwebs and light fittings. "
It's quite nice to have a different damp patch to try and make pictures from too. |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Couples do not only meet couples though, so the basic premise of this is wrong.
Damn! You spotted the flaw in my argument
It took quite a bit of deduction.
The I remembered that we have met singles and slowly my brain got out of "ffs-it-is-Friday-and-I-am-still-on-a-train-mode" and realised that meant your argument had a flaw and by the laws of forums I had no choice but to tell you immediately that you were wrong. I hope you feel contrite?
I'm just off to get the sackcloth, ashes and flail.
Ohh.. may we watch? "
Of course, humiliation should be thorough and public haven't you been reading the forums!? |
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Also Scarlet couples only meet couples because they would cheat if they didn't.
Couples do not only meet couples though, so the basic premise of this is wrong.
Damn! You spotted the flaw in my argument
It took quite a bit of deduction.
The I remembered that we have met singles and slowly my brain got out of "ffs-it-is-Friday-and-I-am-still-on-a-train-mode" and realised that meant your argument had a flaw and by the laws of forums I had no choice but to tell you immediately that you were wrong. I hope you feel contrite?
I'm just off to get the sackcloth, ashes and flail.
Ohh.. may we watch?
Of course, humiliation should be thorough and public haven't you been reading the forums!? "
I cannot read. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Or feel better, 'cos their shit shag wasn't as bad as the other poor cows shit shag.
I love swapping. The change is good.
Looking at someone else's ceiling while doing my shopping list in my head. Different cobwebs and light fittings. "
While he's thinking, "just reminded me, I need to order a bag of cement'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Or feel better, 'cos their shit shag wasn't as bad as the other poor cows shit shag.
I love swapping. The change is good.
Looking at someone else's ceiling while doing my shopping list in my head. Different cobwebs and light fittings.
While he's thinking, "just reminded me, I need to order a bag of cement'."
He's been digging a massive hole in the garden for aaages..... |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Or feel better, 'cos their shit shag wasn't as bad as the other poor cows shit shag.
I love swapping. The change is good.
Looking at someone else's ceiling while doing my shopping list in my head. Different cobwebs and light fittings.
While he's thinking, "just reminded me, I need to order a bag of cement'.
He's been digging a massive hole in the garden for aaages..... "
New patio soon then?
A |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I can think of a couple more theories... I think probably wise to keep these ones to myself...
Couples meet couples because the men are shit shags. At least if you swap you get a different kind of shit shag so it's not quite so bad.
It's why swinging was invented. By women.
Or feel better, 'cos their shit shag wasn't as bad as the other poor cows shit shag.
I love swapping. The change is good.
Looking at someone else's ceiling while doing my shopping list in my head. Different cobwebs and light fittings.
While he's thinking, "just reminded me, I need to order a bag of cement'.
He's been digging a massive hole in the garden for aaages.....
New patio soon then?
A"
Just an extension, to the extension of the old one. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Ha ha no doubt going upset a few with this thread but here goes..
My theory is simply... Lasses prefer the presence of another lass purely enable a good girlie chat while there guys draw breath and recover...??
Nonsense, it's simpy so she can have someone to help with the post-coital snacks and housework while we men lie back in bed smoking cigars and high-fiving each other.
Mr ddc"
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