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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't think we've played this in a while?
Leave the poster above a fake (silly) verification in the name of fun please.
I'll be the first willing victim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wasn't worth getting naked for  do pass him by ladies
she kept her socks on "
Weird man..he asked me to keep my socks on and then took them with him as a reminder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Sucks ass, and not in a good way"
Funky spunk  "
Everything went well until the moment entered his house and he showed us every single piece of his spice girls doll collection. We couldn't get out fast enough....all the doors were bolted shut  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like throwing a sausage down the M62
More of a let down than he was Down Under.
Sucks ass, and not in a good way"
This diamond turned out to be a Fugazi..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Sucks ass, and not in a good way"
Funky spunk
Everything went well until the moment entered his house and he showed us every single piece of his spice girls doll collection. We couldn't get out fast enough....all the doors were bolted shut "
They brought an Aqua album and a bottle of Lambrini and declared the party had started. I cried myself to sleep when they left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The constant questioning of "are you local" was unnerving. And the constant interruptions to play. As they had to keep the shop open in case someone came in for one of the precious things. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
""Sucks ass, and not in a good way"
Funky spunk
Everything went well until the moment entered his house and he showed us every single piece of his spice girls doll collection. We couldn't get out fast enough....all the doors were bolted shut "
These two are the planets reasons why the Spice Girls should not reunite - they were fkn awful then, & they're fkn awful now. Not worth the ticket price. |
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"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.
Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread. "
Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.
Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.
Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd"
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes. |
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"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.
Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.
Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes. "
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.
Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.
Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"
Randomly talks about haribo during sex  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.
Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.
Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"
Broke my window... when I pushed him through it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.
Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.
Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out
Randomly talks about haribo during sex "
I knew this Lady were adventurous until she said lets get naked and started ripping my clothes off, the security guard in the supermarket wasn't too impressed though
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.
Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.
Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"
He fell for me... from my top story penthouse apartment. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Not the "saucy single female sexpot" they claimed to be in messages. "
Not as mini as I expected Cheddars to be (being a fan of the snack variety) but the cheesiness was as advertised. He should maybe consider changing his name to Gorgonzola under the Trades Description Act, however.
Treat him with respect. And plain yoghurt. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
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Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"
This man challenged me mentally & gave me so much to think about... like should I run away & join a Monastery? Then I thought, what's the point? He'll only be up in the belltower yelling for "sanctuary". I couldn't even hide from him in the cellar as he keeps his crypt down there.
So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out
This man challenged me mentally & gave me so much to think about... like should I run away & join a Monastery? Then I thought, what's the point? He'll only be up in the belltower yelling for "sanctuary". I couldn't even hide from him in the cellar as he keeps his crypt down there.
So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.
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He's right; his home is definitely not the palatial penthouse shag pad i was expecting! As I entered his toothless Aunt Maud was knitting woolen Tea Cozy's by the fire and when i was asked to tiptoe past the farting Rottweiler on the way to the padded cell I just turned and bolted as fast as I could! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
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Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out
This man challenged me mentally & gave me so much to think about... like should I run away & join a Monastery? Then I thought, what's the point? He'll only be up in the belltower yelling for "sanctuary". I couldn't even hide from him in the cellar as he keeps his crypt down there.
So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.
He's right; his home is definitely not the palatial penthouse shag pad i was expecting! As I entered his toothless Aunt Maud was knitting woolen Tea Cozy's by the fire and when i was asked to tiptoe past the farting Rottweiler on the way to the padded cell I just turned and bolted as fast as I could!"
This man is PRECISELY why I summer in the Bahamas. Hell will freeze over before I go near his South Pole ever again!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd
He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.
He broke my heart, so I ripped his out
This man challenged me mentally & gave me so much to think about... like should I run away & join a Monastery? Then I thought, what's the point? He'll only be up in the belltower yelling for "sanctuary". I couldn't even hide from him in the cellar as he keeps his crypt down there.
So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.
He's right; his home is definitely not the palatial penthouse shag pad i was expecting! As I entered his toothless Aunt Maud was knitting woolen Tea Cozy's by the fire and when i was asked to tiptoe past the farting Rottweiler on the way to the padded cell I just turned and bolted as fast as I could!
This man is PRECISELY why I summer in the Bahamas. Hell will freeze over before I go near his South Pole ever again!
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He does this amazing thing that had me cumming over and over... i did feel a little awkward though when i noticed the spatula.... |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
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He does this amazing thing that had me cumming over and over... i did feel a little awkward though when i noticed the spatula.... "
Vara made me think she had a slight speech impediment when she first spoke. It was oddly quite catching & the voice in my head made me wish I was "Vara Way... Vewwy, vewwy, varaway"
She has a heart of gold tho... it just doesn't pump blood to the brain.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He does this amazing thing that had me cumming over and over... i did feel a little awkward though when i noticed the spatula....
Vara made me think she had a slight speech impediment when she first spoke. It was oddly quite catching & the voice in my head made me wish I was "Vara Way... Vewwy, vewwy, varaway"
She has a heart of gold tho... it just doesn't pump blood to the brain.
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DISCRETE Indeedy, I assumed on a social meet the oblong peice of card would have been removed! Still no idea what he looks like! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
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DISCRETE Indeedy, I assumed on a social meet the oblong peice of card would have been removed! Still no idea what he looks like! "
Soon to be appearing in their own remake...
DON'T MEET THESE FOCKERS.
Also a very good piece of advice.
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.
Apart from that highly recommended
lol"
Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.
Sadly these are NOT his pictures.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.
Apart from that highly recommended
lol
Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.
Sadly these are NOT his pictures.
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Really good time had by all until he put on my lacy knickers and started bellowing madonna songs...  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.
Apart from that highly recommended
lol
Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.
Sadly these are NOT his pictures.
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Well, after being invited round to check out his teabags (and having seen the extensively armoured pant collection in his photo gallery) I was disappointed to find he only offered Red Label in a mug and not the collection of loose leaf teas and a delightful tea service I was expecting.
Still, treat him with respect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.
Apart from that highly recommended
lol
Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.
Sadly these are NOT his pictures.
Well, after being invited round to check out his teabags (and having seen the extensively armoured pant collection in his photo gallery) I was disappointed to find he only offered Red Label in a mug and not the collection of loose leaf teas and a delightful tea service I was expecting.
Still, treat him with respect."
Beautiful woman.. Shame there was a tell tale bulge under those silky draws. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut
His photos, really do..
do him too much justice. "
Now that I've see this pair in the flesh... I think I'll make a pair of lampshades out of their skin
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut
His photos, really do..
do him too much justice.
Now that I've see this pair in the flesh... I think I'll make a pair of lampshades out of their skin
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He really should have just stayed in his Galaxy Far Far Away 
I've had more fun with a Mars Bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.
Apart from that highly recommended
lol
Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.
Sadly these are NOT his pictures.
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Lol, got me who blagged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut
His photos, really do..
do him too much justice.
Now that I've see this pair in the flesh... I think I'll make a pair of lampshades out of their skin
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some joke as crazy as a box of frogs blah blah..
But this one is a lunatic.. Get out quick.. If you value your skin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He really should have just stayed in his Galaxy Far Far Away
I've had more fun with a Mars Bar
Stole my fkn Mars bar!
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Well wasn't like you had anything else worth sucking on |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Joe's a real diamond
A total arse wipe!
Creaks a little with heavy use..."
Blabbed to me Tom's pics were fake, then threw me over her broad shoulders like a lumberjack & had her wicked way with me. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"I had a memorable meet with _iamondjoe. The fact he managed to get us arrested and I'm now serving three years at Her Majesty's pleasure will live with me forever.
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Can't lick & can't do the splits.
So I split as fast as I could.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I had a memorable meet with _iamondjoe. The fact he managed to get us arrested and I'm now serving three years at Her Majesty's pleasure will live with me forever.
Can't lick & can't do the splits.
So I split as fast as I could.
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 . This is the truth. It's supposed to be fake verifications Random! |
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Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.
So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.
So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split. "
No new winks? His aim was off so not only did I have to keep winking I needed a shed load of Optrex to clean the jizz out of my eyes. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.
So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split. "
Again, it's supposed to be fake verifications! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.
So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split.
Again, it's supposed to be fake verifications!"
She asked if we could do some reverse role play. So I faked an orgasm and fkd off out with the girls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met tom2229
well wat can i say... He had a few to many beers before meeting, passed out on floor with a huge stonker of corse i helped myself to wat i came for! Then i sat playing with myself for half hour before showering and leaving... So ladies if you wana help yourself and do all the work then yes meet this let down of a man.... Gud luck xx |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Loudmoaner - what a meet! I'll remember it to the day I die, although my therapist hopes to exorcise the more unlikely elements. Who'd have thought that watching Dangermouse could have such side effects. She arrived with a sidekick, which was good, until he started checking TitzTowers for bugs and Soviet agents. Once he had pronounced that the lamplighters weren't needed I thought we would have some fun, but instead, she tried to inveigle me into a plot to steal the crown jewels, or fix a game of bingo - I'm not sure which my memory is hazy. I do remember her eating all of the Battenberg and promising to send me a postcard from the Edge when she saw U2 next or any other spy plane.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tina Titz- led me a stray on a superb night out on the town in Leeds.
We were meant to be staying in and trying on each other's dresses and I trying her Titzs out, but had a few glasses and decided to hit Leeds. Boy didn't she hit it with those huge tits of hers. At the end of the night I gave her a huge surprise myself. I lifted my dress for her to find a lovely big cock awaiting a good time. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Best post to date  well done
Went to sell him a bdsm kit, ended up spending 2weeks teaching him how to drive,
He still can't drive"
Said he would take me to heaven and back and then spent an hour quoting the bible at me. At least I looked good in the habit and wimple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tied me up with his grey tie then buggered off to fly his 'copter and play his friggin piano- not the kind of thing I was hoping for!!
Not very christian of you hmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"^^for DT "
Used me and abused me! I now have a gait from the ministry of funny walks and a twitch on the left side.
Still it was a right good seeing to! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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DomsToy dominated and forced me to spend an evening having a tea party his plushie toys, I was then asked to make noise like pickachu during sex, still in shock and confused at to what happened |
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