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By *axter1987 OP Man over a year ago

your hotlist

If you were packaged as a plaything what would be written on the back of your box?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Batteries not needed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only for the brave.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A fun toy for four or more players.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

High maintenance required, massage ego daily.

Do not use in basement and if possible try to steer conversation away from human skin lampshades.

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Warning! Contents is noisy and may explode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inanimate object.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The danger of suffocation only applies if you can't breathe through your ears.....

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Suitable for vegetarians. Gluten free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This end up

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Good things come in small packages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Complete with accessories

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Warning: contents may differ from illustration.

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By *axter1987 OP Man over a year ago

your hotlist

choking hazard

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By *bovethekneeCouple over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Biohazard: Safety protection must be worn at all times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cute, friendly, handle with care - dangerous when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beware choking hazard

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Open immediately

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By *ringiton89Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Satisfaction guaranteed or twice your cum back

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Comes with free whoopee cushion

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By *ormal300Man over a year ago

happy hampshire

For internal use only, if contact is made with eyes seek medical advice Or wait 5 mins and apply again.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

'With added vitriol'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Contents may leak. Avoid contact with eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Contents may leak. Avoid contact with eyes."

Or put safety glasses on..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Small parts, risk of swallowing

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London&Dublin

May contain nuts...

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

Not for the faint-hearted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shag for life. Please recycle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Contents may leak. Avoid contact with eyes.

Or put safety glasses on..

Ooohhh!!! How did you guess my little fetish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More than just a cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remove packaging before use

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a flying toy!

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Handle with care.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Insatiably horny and always wet and ready to go!

(Disclaimer: The manufacturer cannot take responsibility for "cupboard raiding" habits or foods that may go missing).

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can be stroppy but worth it

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Danger: Highly Flammable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not open until Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*scralled on in biro*

Fell off the back of a lorry...but the thoughts there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slight seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were packaged as a plaything what would be written on the back of your box?"

You have a nice moustache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jokes and gags.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

To avoid choking .. Keep hands away from neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To avoid choking .. Keep hands away from neck"

Or small children

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

For best results, use outdoors on warm sunny days.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning......playing with buttons causes wetness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were packaged as a plaything what would be written on the back of your box?"

Doms Toy

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Choke Hazard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made in Berkshire.

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Recyclable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning!!

* Only suitable for players 30 yrs old and above

* please recycle

* slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution HOT when opened !

Yuk that was so cheesy i was a little bit sick in my mouth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Use once then place self on street.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grease all moving parts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Consume within 3 days of opening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caution HOT when opened !

Yuk that was so cheesy i was a little bit sick in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for display only.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Seller does not accept returns, nor give money back"

Mr ddc

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