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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My m8 said this it has me in stitches to this day..
And I Quote...
i once threatened to shove me guitar so far up a guys arse it would teach him to shit power chords for a month... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here's a few more...
Believe in your gut
feelings...your own
instincts. Everyone around
you will tell you why
something won’t work. It’s
up to you to prove them
wrong and be there at the
finish line to collect.
You can walk out on
your friends when you
change; you can even
walk out on your parents!
But you can’t walk out on
somebody you lived with—
not without paying
them more money
than the one who gave you
life itself, your mother.
The only thing wrong
with marriage is that one
of the two people getting
married is a man.
He will tend to stray.
She will tend not to. She
only makes one or two
eggs; he makes billions of
sperm. The defense rests,
your honor. Next case.
The biggest
contributing factor to
divorce is marriage.
If you don’t want to pay
the price of divorce,
don’t get married.
Dumb men will
always get married.
So will smart
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