I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.
I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!
What witty response would you give or just delete? |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Sadly Forum Rules forbid me to copy/paste one j got today grins Str8, single, cam only veried fella in Scotland, Scotland. He confessed he was Bicurious, Married, wanted a MFM with me, couldn't accom (clearly didn't read my profile) but liked my Under Armour pics.
I'll let you imagine my response.
(Even tho it's killing me not to post the copy/paste of the exchange). |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.
I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!
What witty response would you give or just delete?"
On your marks.... go!!!!!!! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.
I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!
What witty response would you give or just delete?"
if you ever make it up to the angel of the north... i'll have the message ready....  |
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"lol must be fun with so many locals, no locals on mine
I think you should hold a social one night at your local bush. Put me on the list  Yes and that's a good idea, will need to organise one of them socials one day at the bush  "
Is that the third bush on the right....just past the chestnut tree?
To be fair shag....there must be thousands of people within 20 miles of Penge....it isn't exactly Timbuktu is it? |
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"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.
I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!
What witty response would you give or just delete?
if you ever make it up to the angel of the north... i'll have the message ready.... "
Haha no need Fabio - here's some trivia for you...we've already met...some years ago...from another site...under another name...me not you obviously....sniggers |
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"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.
I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!
What witty response would you give or just delete?"
Wow I think your response can't be beaten x
But drive slowly want you here in one piece  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol must be fun with so many locals, no locals on mine
I think you should hold a social one night at your local bush. Put me on the list Yes and that's a good idea, will need to organise one of them socials one day at the bush
Is that the third bush on the right....just past the chestnut tree?
To be fair shag....there must be thousands of people within 20 miles of Penge....it isn't exactly Timbuktu is it?"
That's right its the 3rd one behind, well its kinda like timbaktu lol, but yes there are few 15miles from penge or there abouts. But yes need to travel abit. |
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