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over a year ago
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
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Only 2 CD's?
There is a lot of room between your chest and your knees  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
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I am.in awe I have trouble thinking and breathing lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure there was room to carry a sausage as well  she didn't say she was talking. Her knees were together though....."
Go and try to walk up or down stairs with your knees together |
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
Only 2 CD's?
There is a lot of room between your chest and your knees "
Oh negative Shmegative... I had to use my knees for the walking bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
Only 2 CD's?
There is a lot of room between your chest and your knees
Oh negative Shmegative... I had to use my knees for the walking bit."
I thought cd's were meant to be carried on the nipples |
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
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Do you have a stairlift?  |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
Do you have a stairlift? "
And what was the Dyson attach too? |
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
Do you have a stairlift? "
Not since I blasted the repair man for not sharing his cheese n onion. :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
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We need photographic evidence.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......
Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.
Do you have a stairlift?
Not since I blasted the repair man for not sharing his cheese n onion. :p"
He has a name for his cock?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Short legs? Who had the other half pint?
Look Ms. Marple. Someone okay? just someone. "
Someone not required to take their own stuff downstairs. If your legs wrtrey longer you might have managed pints.
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