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STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."
Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x
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over a year ago
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I don't have any sexual attraction to breasts at all, there nice but they don't do anything for me
Legs with tights, absolutely does
Legs with tights are common and I see them daily
Wheres me 6 pack then?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then 
You most def have. I don't know if your ears were burning at the weekend but they should have hence the fabs, I did on your profile "
My ears were burning. ....it was hot and sunny though 
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"Yet women on average live longer than men?
Because we own eyes too 
I don't look at boobs with mine, no wonder i'm ill.
You can't miss em on here  "
I've blanked out avatars by now, blame the penises.
In fact i wouldn't be surprised if looking at penises for 10 mins a day shortens our life spans. |
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"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."
Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x
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What happens if you stare at large breasts in the gym? |
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"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."
Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x
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No wonder people think I'm younger than I am. Such a perverted boy lol |
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"Yet women on average live longer than men?
Cos women stare more "
Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer |
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"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."
Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x
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Certainly makes me feel good |
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"Yet women on average live longer than men?
Cos women stare more
Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer"
 I'd best get out and enjoy what time I've got left then! |
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"Yet women on average live longer than men?
Cos women stare more
Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer"
I conclude that married men are life sucking vampires that must be avoided at all costs. |
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"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."
Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x
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You'll live forever then!  |
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"think I might start charging if that's the case . cheaper than a gym
You should be available on the NHS wouldn't mind if they paid me lol. x
How long does a bag of chips get me "
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"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then
You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive! "
Bad boy! |
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"Yet women on average live longer than men?
Cos women stare more
Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer
I conclude that married men are life sucking vampires that must be avoided at all costs. "
Possibly why I'm not married, I like the idea of women living long and happy lives lol |
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"Yet women on average live longer than men?
Cos women stare more
Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer
I conclude that married men are life sucking vampires that must be avoided at all costs.
Possibly why I'm not married, I like the idea of women living long and happy lives lol"
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I hate these dogshit studies. It's like those articles which say shit like "eat bacon daily, you'll live longer!", fuck off and stop trying to be outrageous (not you OP, the people who write this garbage). |
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"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."
Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x
You'll live forever then! "
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"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then
You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive!
Bad boy! "
Who me? I'm a good boy  |
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"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then
You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive!
Bad boy!
Who me? I'm a good boy "
no such thing |
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"I hate these dogshit studies. It's like those articles which say shit like "eat bacon daily, you'll live longer!", fuck off and stop trying to be outrageous (not you OP, the people who write this garbage). "
It's not a real study. I did mention that earlier in the thread. It's a hoax that's been doing the rounds for fifteen years. Not remotely surprised that nobody bothered checking however. The hoax is literally the first thing that comes up when you Google the doctors name. |
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"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then
You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive!
Bad boy!
Who me? I'm a good boy no such thing "
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"Well there you go, turns out The Twins are good for people  "
Then its a shame that you don't want to meet men then Heels, for your boobs are like carrots to a donkey...plump, round, succulent, motherly carrots...
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"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."
Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x
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I should have a lot of years left then if thats the case lol. |
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so what happens if you stare at them more than 10 mins if your partner is big chested
as the only things I can think of are
I noticed it didnt mention the black eyes that you can get from them
or the amount of shouting that you get when you are snuggled inbetween them because you didnt hear what she said |
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