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In which we create our own conspiracy theory 
Rules, state a "fact" and link it to the "fact" above in some entirely bonkers manner.
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Fact
Traffic lights are controlled by the Illuminati, who are themselves servant of the CIA................ |
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The amusing thing is now that the OP mentioned that American three lettered agency in their post, this thread has been flagged on a number of global watchlists by secret government agencies  |
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"The amusing thing is now that the OP mentioned that American three lettered agency in their post, this thread has been flagged on a number of global watchlists by secret government agencies "
and yours is monitored by a million Old Pensioners |
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"The amusing thing is now that the OP mentioned that American three lettered agency in their post, this thread has been flagged on a number of global watchlists by secret government agencies
and yours is monitored by a million Old Pensioners"
 or obese penguins? |
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"Chorley doesn't exist.
It's a myth created by the media to distract attention from secret chemical weapons production factorys in Preston.
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The government closed Preston down in 2011 to allow development of a pan galactic super highway. Macclesfield was declared a service station. |
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"Chorley doesn't exist.
It's a myth created by the media to distract attention from secret chemical weapons production factorys in Preston.
A"
Actually, Chorley does exist. It was created as a housing facility for the products of the chemical and biological warfare experiments performed on the people of westhoughton blackrod and horwich. |
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"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning."
Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant |
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"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.
Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant"
the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The moon landings were filmed in a house in Solihull. They were going to use a house in Chorley but Elvis complained that his house was next to do it and he didn't want the attention because he was busy jamming with Michael Jackson. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I forgot to mention that J.F.K. sanctioned the use of the house in Solihull while discussing access to his love child with the alien queen Marilyn Monroe. The talks were taking place aboard the Titanic as it cruised round the Bermuda Triangle. They were going to take place at Area 51 but Elvis objected because he was jamming with John Lennon that week and he didn't want any attention. |
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Fab is part of the Sex industry and the sex industry is run on the whole from pimps on the street to those who own the mainstream porn industry by Men.
Women may have some sort of whip hand on here via numbers but the motivation for Fab is more than just getting adults access to fucking each other it's to make money where that cash goes and what it is used for would make a very good undercover program.
This site has been used and is used to gather filth on people to be used at a later date of that I am more than certain. If Fab is involved I can't say if fab knows this well they must be fucking stupid if they don't.
In most cases the money from the sex industry goes into some geezers pocket who would probably be considered a misogynistic arsehole.
Women are victims of the sex industry underpaid badly abused and used workers with no rights in law or reality and that should alter. |
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"fertilisers used around farms (in areas mentioned above) doesn't make crops grow it is used as a repellent for postal workers to deliver parcels "
Postal workers is a misnomer to disguise the child labour going on in every red letter box. |
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"Fab is part of the Sex industry and the sex industry is run on the whole from pimps on the street to those who own the mainstream porn industry by Men.
Women may have some sort of whip hand on here via numbers but the motivation for Fab is more than just getting adults access to fucking each other it's to make money where that cash goes and what it is used for would make a very good undercover program.
This site has been used and is used to gather filth on people to be used at a later date of that I am more than certain. If Fab is involved I can't say if fab knows this well they must be fucking stupid if they don't.
In most cases the money from the sex industry goes into some geezers pocket who would probably be considered a misogynistic arsehole.
Women are victims of the sex industry underpaid badly abused and used workers with no rights in law or reality and that should alter."
did you bring the tablets ? Cos I never. |
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"Bees don't exist!!!
Or rather they are mechanical drones created by the CIA/Illuminati using alien technology. They use them to pollinate plants and make honey mostly but also to watch us wank."
Gasp .... wankkabeezzzz! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BBC and bbc are terms meant to mislead both viewers and swingers into thinking the illuminati are real. When, in fact, something much more sinister is going on. |
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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago
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The Spear of Destiny is actually one of a pair of knitting needles blessed with Christ's blood. The needles have at various points been owned by Adolf Hitler, Giles Brandreth, Noel Edmonds and Frank Bough.
Any items knitted using the spear of destiny and it's cousin are capable of imbuing immense charisma on their wearer.
The current whereabouts are unknown but a shadowy cabal of Middle-Eastern haberdashers move silently from city to city in an effort to capture and use them to create the "???? ????" or "Sweater of God". |
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"The Spear of Destiny is actually one of a pair of knitting needles blessed with Christ's blood. The needles have at various points been owned by Adolf Hitler, Giles Brandreth, Noel Edmonds and Frank Bough.
Any items knitted using the spear of destiny and it's cousin are capable of imbuing immense charisma on their wearer.
The current whereabouts are unknown but a shadowy cabal of Middle-Eastern haberdashers move silently from city to city in an effort to capture and use them to create the "???? ????" or "Sweater of God"."
The sweater of Gods real name is Barry White 
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"The Spear of Destiny is actually one of a pair of knitting needles blessed with Christ's blood. The needles have at various points been owned by Adolf Hitler, Giles Brandreth, Noel Edmonds and Frank Bough.
Any items knitted using the spear of destiny and it's cousin are capable of imbuing immense charisma on their wearer.
The current whereabouts are unknown but a shadowy cabal of Middle-Eastern haberdashers move silently from city to city in an effort to capture and use them to create the "???? ????" or "Sweater of God"."
Also known as the shreddies knitting nana's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fertilisers used around farms (in areas mentioned above) doesn't make crops grow it is used as a repellent for postal workers to deliver parcels
Postal workers is a misnomer to disguise the child labour going on in every red letter box. "
The children of Chorley have been under observation by M.I.6 for manufacturing sarin nerve gas during science classes. This gas is sold on the black market to fund their field trip to Alton Towers each year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab is part of the Sex industry and the sex industry is run on the whole from pimps on the street to those who own the mainstream porn industry by Men.
Women may have some sort of whip hand on here via numbers but the motivation for Fab is more than just getting adults access to fucking each other it's to make money where that cash goes and what it is used for would make a very good undercover program.
This site has been used and is used to gather filth on people to be used at a later date of that I am more than certain. If Fab is involved I can't say if fab knows this well they must be fucking stupid if they don't.
In most cases the money from the sex industry goes into some geezers pocket who would probably be considered a misogynistic arsehole.
Women are victims of the sex industry underpaid badly abused and used workers with no rights in law or reality and that should alter."
And rentboys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That
The Nolan's. That's yesterday's news!"
Idk, Roger daltrey could pass for Gary Barlows gran. Or anyones gran if you look at him. |
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"Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That
The Nolan's. That's yesterday's news!
Idk, Roger daltrey could pass for Gary Barlows gran. Or anyones gran if you look at him."
I looked. He was MY Gran! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That
The Nolan's. That's yesterday's news!
Idk, Roger daltrey could pass for Gary Barlows gran. Or anyones gran if you look at him.
I looked. He was MY Gran!"
He's my gran too, i'm adopting him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.
Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant
the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project."
I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.
Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant
the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.
I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box. "
Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.
Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant
the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.
I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box.
Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope?"
The black pope is a fictional character created to divert attention away from the green pope |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.
Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant
the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.
I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box.
Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope?"
Erm because I bought it at the car boot sale for 65p and it was from a Chinese fellow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's the unmistakable smell of pot pouri about this!!!
Pot pouri is left in your hotel room to lull you into a coma and then the N.H.S c take one of your kidneys. "
Is that why I wake up in a sticky mess? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The WTF or more formally The World Testicle Forum is an organisation set up by a mysterious cult of women hell bent on tea bagging the life out of the men then snare in their traps. Tread carefully Gents! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.
Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant
the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.
I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box.
Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope?
Erm because I bought it at the car boot sale for 65p and it was from a Chinese fellow. "
Wasn't that the film gremlins? |
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"The WTF or more formally The World Testicle Forum is an organisation set up by a mysterious cult of women hell bent on tea bagging the life out of the men then snare in their traps. Tread carefully Gents!"
Traps are currently being produced by dara o brien to catch the worlds Crabs population, upon strategic re release the undercover plot will result in mass hair loss, and thus dara will feel better about himself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I forgot to mention that J.F.K. sanctioned the use of the house in Solihull while discussing access to his love child with the alien queen Marilyn Monroe. The talks were taking place aboard the Titanic as it cruised round the Bermuda Triangle. They were going to take place at Area 51 but Elvis objected because he was jamming with John Lennon that week and he didn't want any attention."
Trump is releasing this info soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We are all living in an experiment created by a super being. None of us really exist, the illusion is created by this super being. "
that super being is Mary Berry ... |
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"We are all living in an experiment created by a super being. None of us really exist, the illusion is created by this super being.
that super being is Mary Berry ..."
Prepare Leith is Mary's Berry's step-sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fab is controlled by 6 women, who are now incredibly stinking fikthy rich. They create thousands of false profiles with titillating pics, FAB and wink at gawmless men masturbating at home with curtains pulled shut and they never reply to messages as theyre counting money.
The only anomaly is Soxy who is employed by them to confuse the crap out of the marginally more intelligent conspiracy theorists. |
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