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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Same rules as before, take a line or two from the person aboves profile, and reword it for the lulz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Brian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Same rules as before, take a line or two from the person aboves profile, and reword it for the lulz"

Not done this before so apologies if i do it wrong...

I most certainly DONT look for any physical attraction, my standards are excessive!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

My name is Brian. "

Colei canis

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

My name is Brian.

Colei canis"

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same rules as before, take a line or two from the person aboves profile, and reword it for the lulz

Not done this before so apologies if i do it wrong...

I most certainly DONT look for any physical attraction, my standards are excessive!"

Yeah you got it!

'I would say im a negative person and I fucking hate life, its all about sex for sure

. If you have a sense of humour and the ability to laugh at yourself and I will hate you even more. I'm incredibly serious so don't piss me off.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Brian.

Colei canis

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

Ugly, frigid & stupid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Brian.

Colei canis

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

Ugly, frigid & stupid"

Looking for lots of different sexual partners.

You strumpet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for men under the age of 30 as I think I'd have so much in common with them.

Well that was easy, if i did it right.

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By *o-jCouple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My name is Brian.

Colei canis

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

Ugly, frigid & stupid

Looking for lots of different sexual partners.

You strumpet

We thrive on random friends requests .

( Is that about right )

Jo x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Looking for lots of different sexual partners.

You strumpet

Single, white, trainspotting male with pretensions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Brian.

Colei canis

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

Ugly, frigid & stupid

Looking for lots of different sexual partners.

You strumpet

Random friend requests will be accepted, don't bother message us first

we won't reply anyway.

Hope i was quick enough this time...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ffs i give up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Brian.

Colei canis

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

Ugly, frigid & stupid

Looking for lots of different sexual partners.

You strumpet

Random friend requests will be deletable, please at least massage us first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ffs delectable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jo x"

He has now started to join in less even though we have found that we both like to play with lego bricks and it's even more fun if we build things together .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Brian.

Colei canis

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

Ugly, frigid & stupid

Looking for lots of different sexual partners.

You strumpet

I was hoping someone would put that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ffs i give up."

I'm only interested in having your cock up my minge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ffs i give up.

I'm only interested in having your cock up my minge

Haha was gonna say that is what i want then remembered i changed my profile.

PS i have had sex since making that profile, but don't tell anyone coz loads of guys are offering me oral and playing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ffs i give up.

I'm only interested in having your cock up my minge

Haha was gonna say that is what i want then remembered i changed my profile.

PS i have had sex since making that profile, but don't tell anyone coz loads of guys are offering me oral and playing.

'Fuck you for the nasty and impolite messages, I don't remotely appreciate them. I have a lot of time on my hands so always reply to every single one of my messages and I won't block you if you want to start a fight with me'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ffs delectable"

ps for latin tutors, i'm unaware that ....um's are singular. But i can assure you i have twenty and they're broken.

I liked the ones doing mine, they were funny. I don't think this i've done is funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ffs i give up.

I'm only interested in having your cock up my minge

Haha was gonna say that is what i want then remembered i changed my profile.

PS i have had sex since making that profile, but don't tell anyone coz loads of guys are offering me oral and playing.

I only meet fat women as there are so few of you on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jo x

He has now started to join in less even though we have found that we both like to play with lego bricks and it's even more fun if we build things together ."

Ideally I'm looking to meet men to fulfill a fantasy I've just thought of right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jo x

He has now started to join in less even though we have found that we both like to play with lego bricks and it's even more fun if we build things together .

Ideally I'm looking to meet men to fulfill a fantasy I've just thought of right now.

I only meet all night and weekends- Do not meet between 9&3!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I pretty much want to bury somebody.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Brian.

Colei canis

Double points to me for a joke in Latin

Ugly, frigid & stupid

Looking for lots of different sexual partners.

You strumpet

We thrive on random friends requests .

( Is that about right )

Jo x"

I have now found that I prefer androgynous, long haired East Indians, with him watching us. Both my God and he have issues.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pretty much want to bury somebody. "

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I pretty much want to bury somebody.

Please send me loads of cock pics, I love them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pretty much want to bury somebody.

Please send me loads of cock pics, I love them!"

A bit dense between the ears, totally taken. I'm straight as an ironing board and not busy at all. My free time is endless so I can handle really desperate and pushy people. Sexual frustration, tension or anything related is not important at all. Will drop my knickers in a flash.

Sorry Rhia!!

Haha, good profile though (the real version and not this ^)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I pretty much want to bury somebody.

Please send me loads of cock pics, I love them!

Sorry Rhia!!

Haha, good profile though (the real version and not this ^)

'I have a weakness for short, pale munters. They make me weak in the bladder , and in terms of physical appearance I find my tastes are identical. For me it's about whether we have absolutely nothing in common, that's what makes for awesome sex after all!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pretty much want to bury somebody.

Please send me loads of cock pics, I love them!

Sorry Rhia!!

Haha, good profile though (the real version and not this ^)

PMSL!!!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

A message from Brian the Sexy:

*I only meet guys in committed relationships. I am not remotely interested in girls, yuk!*

**I'm not interested in skinny malinkis, it's big cuddly bears only for me! I'm just sorry that there isn't many of you on here**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Highland_rose

we definitely want to meet single guys, for one offs

age 55 above, love the silver variety.

we love new friends and you only have to request and we will accept

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

Curious newbie -

Here for the sex, and lots of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if only you knew

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Would love to meet anyone who happens to be "in my area", must know how to craft the perfect roll up and revels in the taste of shandy. C'mon boys, you can usually catch me in the directing room, what are you waiting for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dirty in appearance, clean in mind, not shaven down below, I'm currently sporting a penis goatee beard, (it's part of my oldlife crisis)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would say im quite a positive person and enjoy life, it is all about sex you know

. If you have a sense of humour and the ability to laugh at yourself and I'm sure we will get it on

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"couldn't be more bi if we tried "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight male seeks hunky fireman to clean the gutters in my mind. Gsoh and barrel chest required lol

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

mister mistermac:

Sleazy, deceitful,unhygienic married guy looking for anyone to have a shit time with.

I tried!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PLEASE ACCEPT THAT IF WE SAY NO, WE HAVE CONSIDERED IT AND MEAN MAYBE WE ARE TIMEWASTERS AND INDEED WARRANT ABUSE.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

PLEASE ACCEPT THAT IF WE SAY NO, WE HAVE CONSIDERED IT AND MEAN MAYBE WE ARE TIMEWASTERS AND INDEED WARRANT ABUSE.

(yours is difficult to rewrite, need coffee before trying!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PLEASE ACCEPT THAT IF WE SAY NO, WE HAVE CONSIDERED IT AND MEAN MAYBE WE ARE TIMEWASTERS AND INDEED WARRANT ABUSE.

(yours is difficult to rewrite, need coffee before trying!)"

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

joxxnick - see if this works! (too much time on my hands today!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"joxxnick - see if this works! (too much time on my hands today!

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can see why the coffee was needed

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

Got a sore hand and wrist now, and NO not for that reason, thank you! Glad you liked!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

F 6"3 average build (Seen better days), M 5'6 bit of a tit

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

F 6"3 average build (Seen better days), M 5'6 bit of a tit "

harsh but has me chuckling dam you!

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

F 6"3 average build (Seen better days), M 5'6 bit of a tit

harsh but has me chuckling dam you!

Sick to death of people turning up for dates ! Why can't you just waste our time we luv hanging around x

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By *Sin or Not 2SinCouple over a year ago

A hop skip n a jump

We have no particular fetishes - apart from BDSM, rubber, figging, water sports & certainly nothing crazy except that we love sex and like to enjoy ourselves. We have had the good fortune of meeting some nice couples and the odd single nutty female and bi male before and throughly enjoyed the experience...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

'Our FAB Mission Motto.....

To do nothing at all, resulting in apathy and mind numbing tedium....'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Our FAB Mission Motto.....

To do nothing at all, resulting in apathy and mind numbing tedium....'"

'I only meet single men - or men in couples who meet alone! I'm not remotely interested in mff! '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP.....I don't like mosquitoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only meet at weekends have loads of verifications but only from fucking anything that moves in the five minutes I have been here!

The older the better, guys seriously, and quickies are a must!

Now you have read this Fuck Off!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was for Peach Perfect not Sox^^^

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

If your short smoke and have a cock as your profile picture in definitely interested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only meet at weekends have loads of verifications but only from fucking anything that moves in the five minutes I have been here!

The older the better, guys seriously, and quickies are a must!

Now you have read this Fuck Off!!!"

LOVE IT!!

May just have to change my profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was for Peach Perfect not Sox^^^"

'I'm definitely up for meeting, whilst here to catch up with old fiends.

If you have a cock as your profile pic, I won't be able to get enough of you!

If you are under 5'10", even better!

If you are a smoker, married or playing without permission, oh my god...I'm getting wet just thinking about you...

Please send me pictures of your cock, frankly they are so amazingly pretty thats why I want you to bury it inside me, right?

If you want a meet, I really don't like face pictures. I don't like attractive people and I can't wait to waste time messaging loads first.

Exceptions are an impossibility.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sexy Brain

"I never know what to write here. Will fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gentle woman

Looking for submissive women that I can dominate . Sub guys too , I love to take control

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'M tall and sour, and i'm not looking forward to meeting people.

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By *anklerMan over a year ago

Suffolk

At 61 I have the T-shirt and printed on it is "so many men, so little time"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shifty, rude and might pee on your carpet

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By *anklerMan over a year ago

Suffolk

[Removed by poster at 22/07/15 12:46:21]

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By *anklerMan over a year ago

Suffolk

"Shifty, rude and might pee on your carpet

Using this as my status.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shifty, rude and might pee on your carpet

Going to use this as my status

'Fuck off

I'm new to the scene and haven't been here before.

Just a foul mannered scumbag looking around. Here to make new enemies and piss them off. I am totally untrustworthy and I pride myself on my foul lack of manners, such as loudly defecating on my meets dining table them wiping my arse via scooting around on the carpet . Would prefer antisocial meets first so we can get to loath each other, also looking for a tag partner for regular d*unken brawls, hopefully who I can attend fight clubs and pillow parties with.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww nobody did me! Lmao x

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

"Aww nobody did me! Lmao x"

Pardon?!

Oh I see what you mean LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shifty, rude and might pee on your carpet

Using this as my status.

just checked and you did too!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

BBK:

Looking to very publically act like a right strumpet, especially with those from miles and miles away as I have loads of time on my hands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aww nobody did me! Lmao x"

I'm not very funny but enjoying this thread so...

Haven't met anyone on fab yet.

Only interested in anybody far away as i have loads of time to travel, and i always reply.

Heres to lots of overt pleasures xx

#Update April 2015.

No bi fems. xx

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By *laire4UWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"At 61 I have the T-shirt and printed on it is "so many men, so little time""
I'm Mr boring lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aww nobody did me! Lmao x"

Looking to very discreetly fulfil anal of my deepest, darkest, fantasies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aww nobody did me! Lmao x

Looking to very discreetly fulfil anal of my deepest, darkest, fantasies

'For those who are not entirely consumed by thoughts of wild fornication and ravaging fellatio, good for you! These swingers are a bloody disgrace they are! Vote Tory, bring back Thatcher! What ever is the world coming to? Oh my days etc etc...

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