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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've never written for help on here before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my BMW R1150 GS motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You could always ask her to fuck a bike mechanic and maybe he could fix it for free?

C...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You should get a better bike she'll be fucking someone with a Yamaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a Kawasaki

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha.

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

She's been at bingo.

She's also run up thousands in bingo related debts and fraudulently remortgaged your house and pre-sold your kidneys to a South American organ harvesting ring. If she doesn't win the lottery this week she's going to run away and join either a convent in sub Saharan Africa or the foreign legion, leaving you at the mercy of the Colombians, the bank and several pay day lenders who'll bombard you with court action letters and phone calls.

I'd take it back to the dealer before it develops a serious fault.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"She's been at bingo.

She's also run up thousands in bingo related debts and fraudulently remortgaged your house and pre-sold your kidneys to a South American organ harvesting ring. If she doesn't win the lottery this week she's going to run away and join either a convent in sub Saharan Africa or the foreign legion, leaving you at the mercy of the Colombians, the bank and several pay day lenders who'll bombard you with court action letters and phone calls.

I'd take it back to the dealer before it develops a serious fault.

A"

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

What this is serious why haven't you noticed this before a bike is for life your wife baaa they come and go. She is a damn good fuck though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What this is serious why haven't you noticed this before a bike is for life your wife baaa they come and go. She is a damn good fuck though "

Too soon. Too soon

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"What this is serious why haven't you noticed this before a bike is for life your wife baaa they come and go. She is a damn good fuck though

Too soon. Too soon "

No way i did a real good job on her honest i did

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Pmsl your in Manchester to id not noticed

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