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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to 
is that sweet talk these days ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're telling me that message didn't make you melt granny?
Fuggin Ice Maiden Me."
You must be if a message like that didn't encourage you to change your mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well yes Jack ...... obviously .. but let's not overlook the fact that he was the warm up act...... I expect a bloody good finale ..... C'mon !"
oooo I've never had anyone open for me before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're free then Granny, can I have a go instead?  "
Warm her up with some of that rocket fuel you bought back off ya hols jack
then you can send her a mucky oneliner and yoohoooooo
your in  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to
is that sweet talk these days ?
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What's a hole goal?
Confused of up north  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're free then Granny, can I have a go instead?
Warm her up with some of that rocket fuel you bought back off ya hols jack
then you can send her a mucky oneliner and yoohoooooo
your in "
Granny's a classy bird, she don't drink Jack Ratt scrumpy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're free then Granny, can I have a go instead?
Warm her up with some of that rocket fuel you bought back off ya hols jack
then you can send her a mucky oneliner and yoohoooooo
your in
Granny's a classy bird, she don't drink Jack Ratt scrumpy "
Im sure that if you put it in a nice glass and had a cherry and umbrella in it ...it would be ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to
is that sweet talk these days ?
What's a hole goal?
Confused of up north "
Dear Confused of Up North,
You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to
is that sweet talk these days ?
What's a hole goal?
Confused of up north
Dear Confused of Up North,
You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.
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Fuck me even T ferret cant understand that! I will mull T over while taking whippet for a drag.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
And thats the whole/hole story
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to
is that sweet talk these days ?
What's a hole goal?
Confused of up north
Dear Confused of Up North,
You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.
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And thats the whole/hole story on the hole/whole |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
And thats the whole/hole story
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to
is that sweet talk these days ?
What's a hole goal?
Confused of up north
Dear Confused of Up North,
You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.
And thats the whole/hole story on the hole/whole "
I have been pm'd its the hole where the goal post was till some oik nicked it aka goal hole. Simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you're being very ungrateful granny. He went to all that trouble to learn pigeon English and he even considered that you may not have had many offers for a while so he thought he'd give you a nice young cock to chomp on in between your basketweave and box stitching. Very ungrateful indeed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I want to know is whether the hole is indeed whole or if it's not whole as it has a hole."
Can a hole EVER be whole ? I mean .... one more shovel full always makes the hole bigger ... If a hole gets bigger isn't it less whole now that it's more hole ? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to
is that sweet talk these days ?
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So is that still a "no"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x
I just got that in a message from someone I said no to
is that sweet talk these days ?
So is that still a "no"?"
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