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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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Millionaires chocolate cheesecake.
Yummy yum yum. Sod the calories - it's lush.
So how pissed off would you be if...for the sake of argument......you'd just taken the entire, virginal, all for just you and a spoon cheesecake on its plate out of the fridge, taken one step towards the counter - and it's somehow slid off the plate.
And your brain has for some ridiculous reason sent a message to your bare foot saying "go for it - you can save the day and catch it in one piece!!!".
So you stick your foot out.
And that foot is now covered in cheesecake. Along with the kitchen floor.
Fuck, shit, bollocks, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!   
Asda here I come.
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"there is no way that would happen to me, my dog would have cought it wayyyyyyy before I hit my foot  "
And.... if you've got any sense.. you let the dog lick the floor clean.
I always did. Let the dog that is ... not lick the floor. |
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Gutted pal, feel your pain, Waiting for a bus years ago and called in a Chinese takeaway for a while I wait Chow Mein,
Probably one of the best had till it rolled out of my hand food first onto the road
I must have stood looking at it for 5min, absolutely gutted,
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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Well. Just got back from Asda and the bastards had sold out of millionaires cheesecake.
So it'll have to be half a (serves 8) chocolate fudge cake topped with half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Half Baked.
First world problems! 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Well. Just got back from Asda and the bastards had sold out of millionaires cheesecake.
So it'll have to be half a (serves 8) chocolate fudge cake topped with half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Half Baked.
First world problems!
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It's a good job the doggie makes you walk so much. You won't be able to get into your wedding clobber at the rate you're going.  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"Well. Just got back from Asda and the bastards had sold out of millionaires cheesecake.
So it'll have to be half a (serves 8) chocolate fudge cake topped with half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Half Baked.
First world problems!
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It's a good job the doggie makes you walk so much. You won't be able to get into your wedding clobber at the rate you're going. "
I burnt off a million calories painting the shed yesterday and will be laying the AstroTurf tomorrow - it's energy food - honest!!
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Would have been messier on the floor though.
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