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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Been to the fire blade school of charm got the beaten up old transit with moss growing in every corner. The mattress I got out the dump bit stained and smelly so sprayed it with fabreeze.
Taken up heavy smoking coughing my guts up cough cough.
The ashtray to the van is full so is the floor with ash and dog ends.
Got an old duvet that really smells of dog or is it cat pee.
I'm good to go.
Let the meets roll in |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Now you can travel AND accommodate unless it's a non runner then just leave as can accommodate.
Add in something like 'tasty treats aboard' " In a truck with goodies onboard |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
met a girl in a nightclub and told her, "I'm going to fuck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine."
She replied, "Wow! Let's go - it's good to find a man with such stamina these days."
For some reason, she didn't seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan.. |
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"Now you can travel AND accommodate unless it's a non runner then just leave as can accommodate.
Add in something like 'tasty treats aboard' In a truck with goodies onboard "
"Have a fuck in a truck" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now you can travel AND accommodate unless it's a non runner then just leave as can accommodate.
Add in something like 'tasty treats aboard' In a truck with goodies onboard
"Have a fuck in a truck" "
Done that got sea sick the truck was rocking all over the place |
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