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I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise "
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise "
Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol |
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise
Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol"
Give us a sniff of ya knicks luv. Rubs hands  |
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise
Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol
Give us a sniff of ya knicks luv. Rubs hands "
Hahaha washing baskets in the kitchen |
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise
Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol
Give us a sniff of ya knicks luv. Rubs hands
Hahaha washing baskets in the kitchen"
Ohhh goody a selection of scratch and sniff my fave kind of family fun  |
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over a year ago
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Pmsl
Great post !
But in a serious note , every veri seems a social one ?
How do you resist the temptation to play ? Or are you genuinely more into the social side of swinging , and not bothered about shagging ?
Genuine question op . |
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"Pmsl
Great post !
But in a serious note , every veri seems a social one ?
How do you resist the temptation to play ? Or are you genuinely more into the social side of swinging , and not bothered about shagging ?
Genuine question op ."
They arnt all as they seem but I do enjoy the social side. sex from here is just a bonus if it happens fantastic if no I'll not stress over it. Why fancy a fuck |
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"BUT..... are you attaching 12 cock pics from different angles... And a pic of your hairy arse spread wide open....?
Hairy arse shot to your inbox. Be afraid be very afraid "
Where the fook is that block button  |
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"Have you tried clubs and socials?
This isn't instashag you know.
You get out what you put in.
Blah blah, standard response, blah blah.
A"
Hope your not sending me your standerd copy and past mr fox. Read my header again it says sex god ya single guy basher. Jelousy is a terrible thing |
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise "
Ikr I sending 100 messages a day saying I'd smash their back doors in but they bitches be like social first woteva that is, when I'm wit ma mates they be all over me and my vwe 6 inches.
Asking for pictures and shit too it's a sex site why they need to see what I look like!!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Have you tried clubs and socials?
This isn't instashag you know.
You get out what you put in.
Blah blah, standard response, blah blah.
A
Hope your not sending me your standerd copy and past mr fox. Read my header again it says sex god ya single guy basher. Jelousy is a terrible thing "
Standard cut and paste?
It took me literally seconds to come up with that advice!
FFS!! You try and help some people and what to you get.........
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise
Ikr I sending 100 messages a day saying I'd smash their back doors in but they bitches be like social first woteva that is, when I'm wit ma mates they be all over me and my vwe 6 inches.
Asking for pictures and shit too it's a sex site why they need to see what I look like!!! "
Fuckin time wasters bro the lot of em. Im gona leave then they'll be sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno, been a member for all of five minutes and ya whinging about no meets.
Have you tried googly eyes on your penis?
I do have a homour simpson tattoo on it but its a little 1 obviously  "
There's ya mistake obvs |
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise
Ikr I sending 100 messages a day saying I'd smash their back doors in but they bitches be like social first woteva that is, when I'm wit ma mates they be all over me and my vwe 6 inches.
Asking for pictures and shit too it's a sex site why they need to see what I look like!!!
Fuckin time wasters bro the lot of em. Im gona leave then they'll be sorry "
Too right, proper sex god down the pub me it's clearly their loss, they don't even want to watch me wank on cam what's that about? |
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"I dunno, been a member for all of five minutes and ya whinging about no meets.
Have you tried googly eyes on your penis?
I do have a homour simpson tattoo on it but its a little 1 obviously
There's ya mistake obvs "
Its not my falt its only a ikle 1 but its cute |
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise "
Think you'll be fine without googly eyes  |
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"Excuse me Bladey, but I've sent you plenty of pics of my minge & gaping arsehole asking for a fuck but you keep turning me down.
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I've told you your to posh for me. I will not be used as your bit of ruff. Im not just a piece of meat you know gowd some ppl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh yeah. What are you waiting for lol.
Your address maybe lol tempted by the mattress in the back of the van.
I no that gets em damp every time mwhahaha "
ur telling me lol |
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over a year ago
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"You can show me when I have my gas mask. Men normally get a kick out of me wearing it lol.
Kinky fucker I like it  you will
Owww a stiffie already  "
nice to see u up and about |
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It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes..... |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes....."
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges..  you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb! |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes....."
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb! "
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya |
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over a year ago
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge "
some minge is worth it. So I've been told |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya "
is it cheddar red leicster or wensleydale has it got any bits in it |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya "
It must be your charisma I find so appealing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't understand it pal, your profile looks good and I'm a million percent straight... Unless there's a hot bi couple that I fancy the missus of then il say anything for a shag "
don't all men?? Lol.
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told "
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya is it cheddar red leicster or wensleydale has it got any bits in it "
Not sure about but but I've seen some belly button fluff down there. Hope that seals the deal x |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm "
no problem. I always have a friend joining in x |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya
It must be your charisma I find so appealing! "
You know it. Charm the cracker off a nun me but we wont get into my roll play likes |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge "
That might be your problem, if you only want a bit of minge.
Try asking for the whole thing.
Also, some ladies don't like the word minge. Try clunge instead.... |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x"
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge
That might be your problem, if you only want a bit of minge.
Try asking for the whole thing.
Also, some ladies don't like the word minge. Try clunge instead...."
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"Have you tried taking your pics in a bedroom with flowery wallpaper and stating you can only meet and accom up to 4pm?
Just a idea..
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over a year ago
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine 
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one "
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I? |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb! "
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I? "
I can take you both no need for arguments |
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Good point. Oi, where's my clique badge? "
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x
Ok we have a winner. Fuck im good me "
I'll be the judge of that at 2pm lol x |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Is it coz you're a shite shag & too busy posting on the Forums, or maybe even the Whoopsie sticker on yer arse that frightens even us Jessies from coming near you with the proverbial barge pole?
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x
Ok we have a winner. Fuck im good me I'll be the judge of that at 2pm lol x"
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over a year ago
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments "
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that. |
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over a year ago
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"All you need really is a supporters badge.
We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges......."
Egggsactly.. I think a revolt is in order.. Out the mardy Manc..out the mardy Manc!! |
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over a year ago
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OP, This thread is already bigger than your profile.
If you put as much effort into your profile as you have whining about not getting a meet you might see some changes in your success rate.
Take the advice that's been offered and read any of the literally hundreds of other posts from people crying about the same thing.
This is getting boring now. Can't we just have a "HELP" page for blokes like this?
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that. "
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps;
When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up.
For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr.
A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective".
Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure.
Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue.
If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice....
Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri.
Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join.
If all else fails, start a clique of your own.
Good luck, let us know how it goes.....
Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x
Ok we have a winner. Fuck im good me I'll be the judge of that at 2pm lol x"
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"All you need really is a supporters badge.
We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges.......
Winge winge bloody winge come here and make better use of that gob
You wish "
Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it |
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that.
Tipical scouser no bottle "
I'm not rising to it!
And neither are you!! |
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over a year ago
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Hang on i was promised a friend as well
What have you been told about NOT believing everything you read in the Internet?
Hush man jelousy is a terrible thing "
I fulfill my promises |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes |
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Hang on i was promised a friend as well
What have you been told about NOT believing everything you read in the Internet?
Hush man jelousy is a terrible thing I fulfill my promises "
In my best Churchill voice owwwwwww yesssssss |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes "
Hmmm I've plenty of cream but cakes running low |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes "
I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
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"All you need really is a supporters badge.
We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges.......
Winge winge bloody winge come here and make better use of that gob
You wish
Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it "
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over a year ago
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes
Hmmm I've plenty of cream but cakes running low "
but how many of us can you cope with |
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"All you need really is a supporters badge.
We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges.......
Winge winge bloody winge come here and make better use of that gob
You wish
Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it
I'm on a boat in Devon - bit far to travel "
Hmmm even with a fast bike I'm gona need some time for you but well I recon your worth it....... fuckinel even i felt the puke rise at that 1 |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes
Hmmm I've plenty of cream but cakes running low but how many of us can you cope with "
I know no boulds plus ive got mrs viagra so im good to go |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol."
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags "
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"All you need really is a supporters badge.
We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges.......
Winge winge bloody winge come here and make better use of that gob
You wish
Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it
I'm on a boat in Devon - bit far to travel
Hmmm even with a fast bike I'm gona need some time for you but well I recon your worth it....... fuckinel even i felt the puke rise at that 1 "
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol."
Feck off you nearly had my eye out |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out "
even the blind can still feel their way round lol
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that.
Tipical scouser no bottle
I'm not rising to it!
And neither are you!! "
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
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Pmsl can i try |
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that.
Tipical scouser no bottle
I'm not rising to it!
And neither are you!!
Oh no baby... You first "
Girls girls girls I've love for you both so 3 some  |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
Pmsl can i try "
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
Pmsl can i try "
Yes you can be...
Very trying |
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol.
Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
Pmsl can i try
Yes you can be...
Very trying "
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise "
Indeed, there is no accounting for taste. Have you considered attending your local dance hall. At the very least, you'll have a mighty fine time with the grooves. |
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