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My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.
I'm losing the will to wank.
For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........
Thank you.
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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maybe embark on a week of corruption. Tell her her hair looks good when it looks shite, or when she rocks up a pair of leopard skin shoes - tell her the boss wanted to see her. Remove staples from her stapler or arrive early and pour sardine oil on her seat - maybe  |
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"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.
I'm losing the will to wank.
For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........
Thank you.
P.S. Please give generously."
I had no idea you were self employed Granny  |
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"What's wrong with being optimistic?
Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em."
Optimism is better than despair.
She floats around on optimism and we despair of picking up her mess. But it's alllllllllllllll soooooo perrrrrrrrrb darling. |
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"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.
I'm losing the will to wank.
For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........
Thank you.
P.S. Please give generously.
I had no idea you were self employed Granny "
Oh now come come. I cannot be acccused of being a chirpy chappy. |
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"maybe embark on a week of corruption. Tell her her hair looks good when it looks shite, or when she rocks up a pair of leopard skin shoes - tell her the boss wanted to see her. Remove staples from her stapler or arrive early and pour sardine oil on her seat - maybe "
Stapler / Leopard skin ? Makes us sound like highly organised Hookers.
I might use sardine oil tho |
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"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.
I'm losing the will to wank.
For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........
Thank you.
P.S. Please give generously.
I had no idea you were self employed Granny
Oh now come come. I cannot be acccused of being a chirpy chappy. "
My mistake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's wrong with being optimistic?
Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.
Optimism is better than despair.
She floats around on optimism and we despair of picking up her mess. But it's alllllllllllllll soooooo perrrrrrrrrb darling. "
Maybe she's optimistic because she feels she has a good team behind her. |
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"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.
I'm losing the will to wank.
For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........
Thank you.
P.S. Please give generously.
I had no idea you were self employed Granny
Oh now come come. I cannot be acccused of being a chirpy chappy.
My mistake "
Everyone's allowed one and you are perfect in every other way . |
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"What's wrong with being optimistic?
Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.
Optimism is better than despair.
She floats around on optimism and we despair of picking up her mess. But it's alllllllllllllll soooooo perrrrrrrrrb darling.
Maybe she's optimistic because she feels she has a good team behind her."
'good' = sooooooooo perrrrrrrrrb = stupid. |
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"What's wrong with being optimistic?
Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.absolutely  can't abide misery arses !!!"
There are none of those where I work. Just a lot of shattered overworked and underpaid donkeys. |
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"What's wrong with being optimistic?
Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.absolutely can't abide misery arses !!!
There are none of those where I work. Just a lot of shattered overworked and underpaid donkeys. "
She aw, she aw , she aw....
Sorry wrong joke !
Anyway , back to the thread , here's a b&q £10 gift voucher , that should help  |
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