I was just thinking about the good ol days pre Internet where, for a young virile horny bugger like me in 198something, the best the top shelf could come up with was titles like 'Fiesta' 'Razzle' and 'Escort'!
What made me laugh was the readers letters always included the line 'imagine my surprise when....'
Our hero in the letter would invariably invite you to imagine his surprise when one of the following happened:
'......Rita had stockings and suspenders on'
'.....billy admitted that he loved to watch Glenda shagging other men'
Or the immortal
'........Mavis had shaved her pussy!'
Can anyone think of any more? Lol
Hope this made someone else laugh too.
Imagine my surprise when I found myself posting this message
Do I win £10???
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Thank you for that little meander through your callow youth. I didn't read any of those sorts of magazines so it's interesting to find they had a letters page.
I was reading Spare Rib back then.
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"Thank you for that little meander through your callow youth. I didn't read any of those sorts of magazines so it's interesting to find they had a letters page.
I was reading Spare Rib back then.
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Not Bunty? Lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Thank you for that little meander through your callow youth. I didn't read any of those sorts of magazines so it's interesting to find they had a letters page.
I was reading Spare Rib back then.
Not Bunty? Lol"
I read Bunty in the 70s, just before discovering Spare Rib and Cosmopolitan, where Irma Kurtz responded to our sexual queries. None of them included "to my surprise" that I recollect. Even the letters in Jackie didn't have a "to my surprise" section.
Did anyone else get the Little Red Book in the 70s?
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"Thank you for that little meander through your callow youth. I didn't read any of those sorts of magazines so it's interesting to find they had a letters page.
I was reading Spare Rib back then.
Not Bunty? Lol
I read Bunty in the 70s, just before discovering Spare Rib and Cosmopolitan, where Irma Kurtz responded to our sexual queries. None of them included "to my surprise" that I recollect. Even the letters in Jackie didn't have a "to my surprise" section.
Did anyone else get the Little Red Book in the 70s?
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I think we are talking about different types of letters haha.
The ones I think you may have been reading where maybe problem pages.
The ones in fiesta etc where more about bragging  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Thank you for that little meander through your callow youth. I didn't read any of those sorts of magazines so it's interesting to find they had a letters page.
I was reading Spare Rib back then.
Not Bunty? Lol
I read Bunty in the 70s, just before discovering Spare Rib and Cosmopolitan, where Irma Kurtz responded to our sexual queries. None of them included "to my surprise" that I recollect. Even the letters in Jackie didn't have a "to my surprise" section.
Did anyone else get the Little Red Book in the 70s?
I think we are talking about different types of letters haha.
The ones I think you may have been reading where maybe problem pages.
The ones in fiesta etc where more about bragging "
I got that. I just can't think of an equivalent that any female I knew back then would read and women brag less, a lot less back then when we were slaaags for letting him touch our boobs let alone stick a finger in our euphemism.
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I got that. I just can't think of an equivalent that any female I knew back then would read and women brag less, a lot less back then when we were slaaags for letting him touch our boobs let alone stick a finger in our euphemism.
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Haha! Funnily enough, I never considered lasses as slaaaags for anything.
In my view I was just as big a slaaaag for going after tops and fingers!
Good lord, even tops over the top was enough to get me wanking back then!
I hate to think what I would have been like if we had had Internet!!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I got that. I just can't think of an equivalent that any female I knew back then would read and women brag less, a lot less back then when we were slaaags for letting him touch our boobs let alone stick a finger in our euphemism.
Haha! Funnily enough, I never considered lasses as slaaaags for anything.
In my view I was just as big a slaaaag for going after tops and fingers!
Good lord, even tops over the top was enough to get me wanking back then!
I hate to think what I would have been like if we had had Internet!!!"
Even more frustrated; search single men threads on here and look at the ones from young men. The internet has created a sense that it's easier, and in some ways it is, but in others not.
Ah, that sweet joy of trying to end up with the one you wanted for the last dance at the end of the night just to see if you could get a bit of a fumble.
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I remember when young I discovered my dads porn magazine collection and used to steal one every now and then to look through.
Used to put them back, and never realised he knew that I knew about the collection until my Graduation from University. We'd all gone out for dinner, a whole group of us celebrating our degrees, with parents who's come to see us graduate, and my dad being my dad, had prepared a speech....imagine my surprise when he starts talking about a prepubescent boy finding said magazines and then proceeding to embarrass me completely in front of everyone !
Guess it was his way of getting his own back lol |
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Even more frustrated; search single men threads on here and look at the ones from young men. The internet has created a sense that it's easier, and in some ways it is, but in others not.
Ah, that sweet joy of trying to end up with the one you wanted for the last dance at the end of the night just to see if you could get a bit of a fumble.
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Ah! Now you have got me all starry eyed for the eighties!
Asking a girl for the last dance, hoping you would maybe get a snog!
Happy happy days!  |
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"I remember when young I discovered my dads porn magazine collection and used to steal one every now and then to look through.
Used to put them back, and never realised he knew that I knew about the collection until my Graduation from University. We'd all gone out for dinner, a whole group of us celebrating our degrees, with parents who's come to see us graduate, and my dad being my dad, had prepared a speech....imagine my surprise when he starts talking about a prepubescent boy finding said magazines and then proceeding to embarrass me completely in front of everyone !
Guess it was his way of getting his own back lol "
BRILLIANT!
And 'imagine my surprise' slipped in there expertly!!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I've been trying to think of what I might have written in the 80s:
... imagine my surprise when I discovered he didn't have any underpants on.
... imagine my surprise when I discovered he had holes in his socks.
... imagine my surprise when he put his penis in my mouth.
... imagine my surprise when he put his mouth on my euphemism (I can't think what euphemism I might have used back then and I'm not sure I would have used one, to be honest).
... imagine my surprise when he said he didn't care that I was on my period. |
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For me....
Imagine my surprise when she said she might be pregnant 
Imagine my surprise when she said her dad would kill me!
Imagine my surprise when she asked if I was going to buy her a bag of chips!
Imagine my surprise when the female PE teacher bent over right in front of me! (Really happened that... That was wank material for a fortnight!!) |
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