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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

......the poster above you.

What's the first three words out of your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck! How pissed??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heaven is real.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking hell get in lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking hell get in lol"

I haven't had sex in a while, but FUCK I must have been d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking hell get in lol"

Yeah two people posted while I was typing lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking hell get in lol

Yeah two people posted while I was typing lol"

Way to make a girl feel good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what's for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's go again... #9

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's go again... #9"

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wee wee tipi, sure some chaps know what I`m on about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taxi for scrummy

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Taxi for scrummy

Cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF are you doing stuck to my wall?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taxi for scrummy

Cup of tea?"

Milk no sugar

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

ooooh it's you _igeia x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

do it again?

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Taxi for scrummy

Cup of tea?

Milk no sugar

That's how I like it. Kettle's on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kisses before breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In Bristol? How??

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"In Bristol? How??"

Pinch me....I think I'm still dreaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In Bristol? How??

Pinch me....I think I'm still dreaming

What the fook?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In Bristol? How??

Pinch me....I think I'm still dreaming

What the fook?!

Let's go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In Bristol? How??

Pinch me....I think I'm still dreaming

What the fook?!

Took your time!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

that was fun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"that was fun x"

We did what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x"

Were you asleep?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

No more room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

No more room

I've caught ghey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

No more room

I've caught ghey."

Not from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

No more room

I've caught ghey."

My 3 words would have to be....

Yo J-dawg wassup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

No more room

I've caught ghey."

Good morning mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

No more room

I've caught ghey.

Good morning mate

How much did I drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Were you asleep?

How many feet ?

No more room

I've caught ghey.

Not from me

Not on me..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I dislike feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dislike feet

I'm in Ireland ?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dislike feet

How about cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dislike feet

Even twelve inches?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I.. I've gotta lick something.

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

Years ago one of the lads went home pissed got out his bed went to the toilet the went and got in bed with his parents we took the piss for weeks out of him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I loved that !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Years ago one of the lads went home pissed got out his bed went to the toilet the went and got in bed with his parents we took the piss for weeks out of him"

How many words ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Years ago one of the lads went home pissed got out his bed went to the toilet the went and got in bed with his parents we took the piss for weeks out of him

How many words ?

A bloke? Eh?

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

Yes he is a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't tell anybody!

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By *d871Man over a year ago

nowhere

Well, _ello!

Only 2 words!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/07/15 23:15:51]"

Where's our stud?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

weren't you wearing a dress?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/07/15 23:15:51]

Where's our stud?"

What's the point?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wot a dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"weren't you wearing a dress?"

That was you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh nasty rash pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you were amazing !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ow my bum

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"[Removed by poster at 17/07/15 23:15:51]"

Sorry deleted by mistake... Ooops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats a condom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cor blimey mate

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Happy pocket perve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit im late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I never!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a lite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I never!"

Yes, we did....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No we didn't

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By *ynchedWoman over a year ago

Dunstable

time for more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ready for another??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"time for more?

There's always time

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is it in..

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"time for more?

There's always time "

One more round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wheres ur husband

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Wheres ur husband"

Not got one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres ur husband

Not got one "

Good. Round 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wheres ur husband

Not got one

Good. Round 2?"

Lets go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres ur husband

Not got one

Good. Round 2?

Lets go again

Oh hell yes

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Wheres ur husband

Not got one

Good. Round 2?

Lets go again

Oh hell yes "

Threesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres ur husband

Not got one

Good. Round 2?

Lets go again

Oh hell yes

Threesome "

Now you're talking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres ur husband

Not got one

Good. Round 2?

Lets go again

Oh hell yes

Threesome

Now you're talking!"

Tequila? Never again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"weren't you wearing a dress?

That was you

No way!?

I'm sure I wore jeans.

I don't even own a dress.

Stop pulling my leg now.

You had a dress on......didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x"

Nice meeting you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Nice meeting you

Shit, not again. . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone that can accom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"that was fun x

Nice meeting you

Shit, not again. . ."

Here's my number...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where's my clothes?

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By *abloversCouple over a year ago

London

"Where's my clothes?"

Find ours first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's my clothes?

Find ours first "

Who are they?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's my clothes?

Find ours first

Who are they? "

Pop kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's my clothes?

Find ours first

Who are they?

Pop kettle on

Let's go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many pints

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the pooch ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the garden ,,,,lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ouch my arse

Whoops slipped in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ouch my arse

I'm still gagging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ouch my arse

Whoops slipped in

"
Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ouch my arse

Whoops slipped in

Go on then

"
oh not again !

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

Where's she gone??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's she gone??"

Get back here!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's she gone??

Get back here!!"

Budge up please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love flexibility

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call a plumber,,,lol

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

More the merrier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"More the merrier "

Gone to heaven (that's assuming a night with Little Pocket Perve didn't kill him off first

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for coffee?

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Anyone for coffee?"

Milk and sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No sugar, thanks

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Coffee please milk

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"More the merrier

Gone to heaven (that's assuming a night with Little Pocket Perve didn't kill him off first

Awww bless ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No sugar, thanks"

One more time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee please milk "

That was awesome!

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By *igblackcockNgMan over a year ago

Horny guy for fun in Kent

"Coffee please milk "
get in sex after coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stop that phone , and verra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"stop that phone , and verra"

don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus fucking Christ.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jesus fucking Christ. "

No just me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for coffee?"

Any green tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No fucking way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for coffee?

Any green tea?"

Not rohypnol again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for coffee?

Any green tea?

Not rohypnol again

wanna go again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for coffee?

Any green tea?

Not rohypnol again

Camomile at night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone for coffee?

Any green tea?

Not rohypnol again

wanna go again?

Oh hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hate sambucca

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I hate sambucca

Let's go again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pissed again then

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

Errr.. Did we?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seen my glasses

These dentures yours

Beam up Scotty

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy"

Don't get up!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy"
daisy doo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seen my glasses

These dentures yours

Beam up Scotty

Oh dear god....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy

Don't get up!"

i shall stay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seen my glasses

These dentures yours

Beam up Scotty

Oh dear god....

Could be worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seen my glasses

These dentures yours

Beam up Scotty

Oh dear god....

Could be worse

morning lovely lady

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy

Don't get up!

i shall stay

Top or bottom?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy

Don't get up!

i shall stay

Top or bottom?"

any - im easy

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"morning lovely lady "

That's a surprise

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy

Don't get up!

i shall stay

Top or bottom?

any - im easy "

My typa girl!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy

Don't get up!

i shall stay

Top or bottom?

any - im easy

My typa girl! "

That was fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spicy....!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben"

You are my forum hero. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh shit! ...window!?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Errr.. Did we?

oops a daisy

Don't get up!

i shall stay

Top or bottom?

any - im easy

My typa girl!

That was fun"

Mm mm mm

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

My jaw aches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm why's that

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Sharon you've changed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This morning, my son kicking me up the arse at 6am

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Not three words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You`re in charge!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You`re in charge!

Oops wrong bed....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fully dressed! Yay!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You`re in charge!

Oops wrong bed...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 18/07/15 12:02:57]"

Monster is oot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 18/07/15 12:02:57]

Monster is oot

"
pleaseeeeee help Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold me, gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 18/07/15 12:02:57]

Monster is oot

pleaseeeeee help Mr

'Ah well, make love not war'

Then kiss her

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"[Removed by poster at 18/07/15 12:02:57]

Monster is oot

pleaseeeeee help Mr

'Ah well, make love not war'

Then kiss her"

That'll teach you for blocking me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 18/07/15 12:02:57]

Monster is oot

pleaseeeeee help Mr

'Ah well, make love not war'

Then kiss her"

ooooo it's you

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Do me again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me again!"
tea or coffee

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Merry Christmas, dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy that?

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Kill me now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now!"
oh more please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill me now!"

What sexy socks

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