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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Okay I am driving Mr mad as I tend to use sayings like this one which he says he has never heard of...

"Soft as butter".... apparently in Yorkshire its "Soft as Shit"...

Are there any other variations of this... or other sayings that have a North/south Divide.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Oh and one my sisters in laws say when things are going tips up!

It's an abortion

She had a right go at her father in law the first to he said it to her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

See i have heard of the first one.. x MY mum used to say it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soft as clarts. (soft mud)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'Tea like maidens water' is one I hear oop North. We like our tea strong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't be a cunt."

In the south, don't be a muggy cunt.

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By *ain n MableWoman  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My granny used to say, "like two peas in a pub" mad Irish woman. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"How's yer bum for lovebites?"

Is it really only Glaswegian women that are used to this opener?

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By *awandOrderCouple  over a year ago

SW London

I love the saying, "it'll all come out in the wash" as it often does

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love the saying, "it'll all come out in the wash" as it often does"

another of my mums favs X

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

"

I've heard of all of those. She didn't make them up.

I use "odd fish" to describe some people - he's an odd fish.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

I've heard of all of those. She didn't make them up.

I use "odd fish" to describe some people - he's an odd fish.

"

Maybe we have the same mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

I've heard of all of those. She didn't make them up.

I use "odd fish" to describe some people - he's an odd fish.

Maybe we have the same mum "

.......hahah xx

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

here

Mad as a box of frogs

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

I've heard of all of those. She didn't make them up.

I use "odd fish" to describe some people - he's an odd fish.

Maybe we have the same mum "

My mother wasn't one for sayings, other than "I'll give you something to cry about".

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

I've heard of all of those. She didn't make them up.

I use "odd fish" to describe some people - he's an odd fish.

Maybe we have the same mum

My mother wasn't one for sayings, other than "I'll give you something to cry about".

"

I got that one too... Lol

and the one above about frogs.. I heard it as Mad as a box of chocolate frogs..

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

I've heard of all of those. She didn't make them up.

I use "odd fish" to describe some people - he's an odd fish.

Maybe we have the same mum

My mother wasn't one for sayings, other than "I'll give you something to cry about".

I got that one too... Lol

and the one above about frogs.. I heard it as Mad as a box of chocolate frogs.. "

Freddos?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You mess with bums you get what comes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well thats put the kibosh on that !

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"My mum uses made up 'sayings' all the time like

Look at that for the price of fish

That's a good bit of schmutter

This won't buy the baby a new hat

I've heard of all of those. She didn't make them up.

I use "odd fish" to describe some people - he's an odd fish.

Maybe we have the same mum

My mother wasn't one for sayings, other than "I'll give you something to cry about".

"

You got a warning? Lucky mare.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Less of a saying, more an exhortation, but I've always been fond of haddaway and shite. Gets used a lot in my office.

My husband has picked up some weird ones from working with teenagers. "Try a bag of nee chance" is one I've caught too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Less of a saying, more an exhortation, but I've always been fond of haddaway and shite. Gets used a lot in my office.

My husband has picked up some weird ones from working with teenagers. "Try a bag of nee chance" is one I've caught too. "

If love to hear "haddaway an' shite" in a different accent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Less of a saying, more an exhortation, but I've always been fond of haddaway and shite. Gets used a lot in my office.

My husband has picked up some weird ones from working with teenagers. "Try a bag of nee chance" is one I've caught too.

If love to hear "haddaway an' shite" in a different accent "

I don't know if it would work though

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Used to be said a lot, when I was busy asking too much where someone was going to 'see a man about a dog'

My mum used those expressions Evie too.

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By *appyguy17Man  over a year ago

walthamstow

My dad was an alcoholic and he used to say "work is the curse of the drinking classes"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When ya have a big wee were I live we say 'pissing like a store horse'

Or living in the middle of nowhere. 'The wilds of wanny'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We say "soft as balm" for people of a nice disposition while "soft as shit" is confined for cowards and people incapable of standing their ground.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about as useful as a chocolate tea pot.

Or my favourite when the kids were little and got hurt.

It'l be better before you are married.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman  over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Watch trams

That's the badger

Batshit crazy

I probably say loads without realising. Bloody Wiganer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If things take a turn for the worse I always say "Gone downhill faster than a dead bison on roller blades".

Or that classic when referring to less than helpful staff..."As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dad says "dabin" which apatently means hurry up lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your about as useful as a chocolate fire guard....

As rare as rocking horse shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *oconut2Woman  over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

As rare as hen's teeth lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Granddad, instead of 'well I never' would say 'well I'll go to the foot of our stairs'. As a somewhat literally minded child this confused me as he lived in a bungalo.

However, in the spirit of investigation and having a curious mind I do remember standing at the bottom of our stairs at home and deciding that it wasn't a particularly surprising experience. (once a geek, always a geek)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sandwich short of a picnic

As much use as a chocolate t pot

It's all gone pear shaped

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For fucks sake is my favourite

And sometimes add the words man up to the end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As rare as rocking horse shit"

Have you been reading my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My Grandad used to say - have you seen tup over yon tump. Which translated as - have you see sheep over that hill. My friends could never understand half of what he said. I could though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The shoe is on the other foot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soft as a brush

you will ne er hang ya sen. .when being indecisive

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

And when something is far farfetched Dad always says it's like tea from China

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that...( When you're in a huff)

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By *appyguy17Man  over a year ago

walthamstow

For someone who is really thrifty and tight ....."he wouldn't give you the steam of his piss"

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