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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And canny get to it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then, I've got a stick that'll reach it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will pop.over with my loofa lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh go on then, I've got a stick that'll reach it

Down abit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will pop.over with my loofa lol

Ohh I say not been loofhed for awhile

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I have dispatched FFR01 (Funky fuck robot version 1) to your location. His telescopic penis can reach most itches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have dispatched FFR01 (Funky fuck robot version 1) to your location. His telescopic penis can reach most itches.

Sod the robot I'd rather have your penis

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bend over the back of the chair and brace yourself

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bend over the back of the chair and brace yourself

C..."

Blimey

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"And canny get to it....

There's cream for that, I saw one the other day on TV where you get a tablet too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And canny get to it....

There's cream for that, I saw one the other day on TV where you get a tablet too

Now I could itch that couldn't I. .no cream needed here thank you. ...

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A friend of mine was in hospital recently, having broken one of his arms and the opposite shoulder.

He recommends a toothbrush for scratching bits you can't reach.

I seriously hope he didn't use his toothbrush for cleaning his teeth again afterwards though!

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