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Men - what have you always wanted to ask a woman? Ladies answer as best you can
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most attractive trait in a guy?
Personality definitely, it's no good looking like Channing Tatum and having the personality of a frog 
That ...
Jo x"
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"Most attractive trait in a guy?
Personality definitely, it's no good looking like Channing Tatum and having the personality of a frog
That ...
Jo x
Great minds think alike"
And so do ours ..... Lol
Jo x |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"Something ive always needed to ask....
How does the hoover work?
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Easy , you get a boyfriend and tell him you can suck just as well but only in a clean house ....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something ive always needed to ask....
How does the hoover work?
Easy , you get a boyfriend and tell him you can suck just as well but only in a clean house ....
Jo x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
Because in all honesty they are fairy ugly things and all look very similar ..
Jo x"
My dick isn't a fairy, how very dare you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
Because in all honesty they are fairy ugly things and all look very similar ..
Jo x
My dick isn't a fairy, how very dare you."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same"
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different? "
Goes to check profile to see if I have multiple pics of my 'flange'  |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different? "
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x"
Inbox me yer vaj. |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x
Inbox me yer vaj."
Politely normally , but also isn't there enough on my profile ?
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x
Inbox me yer vaj.
Politely normally , but also isn't there enough on my profile ?
Jo x "
I'm just gonna have a look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x"
FAB badly needs a Pinocchio emoticon!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x
Inbox me yer vaj.
Politely normally , but also isn't there enough on my profile ?
Jo x "
That'll do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x
Inbox me yer vaj."
Fab just refused a Thatcher pic I was going to send you!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x
Inbox me yer vaj.
Politely normally , but also isn't there enough on my profile ?
Jo x
That'll do. "
As if you hadn't looked already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Goes to check profile to see if I have multiple pics of my 'flange' "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Goes to check profile to see if I have multiple pics of my 'flange'
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I only have 2, that's OK right?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not wishing to insult anyone but why do women who are after single men post multiple shoe pics? I like a nice looking pair of heels but if that's the only pics on their profile it doesn't give much of a clue about what they look like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x
Inbox me yer vaj.
Politely normally , but also isn't there enough on my profile ?
Jo x
That'll do.
As if you hadn't looked already "
You got me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Nope we just get asked for them .....
Jo x
Inbox me yer vaj.
Politely normally , but also isn't there enough on my profile ?
Jo x
That'll do.
As if you hadn't looked already
You got me."
How did I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different?
Goes to check profile to see if I have multiple pics of my 'flange'
I only have 2, that's OK right??"
Of course it is! Each to there own, live & let live, etc........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still don't get cushions."
Why do woman use so many toilet rolls, - aren't they aware of the worldwide forest shrinkage?
Or do you stuff them in cusion covers?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still don't get cushions.
Why do woman use so many toilet rolls, - aren't they aware of the worldwide forest shrinkage?
Or do you stuff them in cusion covers? "
Because we have to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not wishing to insult anyone but why do women who are after single men post multiple shoe pics? I like a nice looking pair of heels but if that's the only pics on their profile it doesn't give much of a clue about what they look like. "
Because their shoes are their most attractive feature |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still don't get cushions.
Why do woman use so many toilet rolls, - aren't they aware of the worldwide forest shrinkage?
Or do you stuff them in cusion covers?
Because we have to "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want so many cushions on the bed?
Just looks nice x"
But the cushions are only on the bed when no one is in the bedroom. Then they get dumped on the floor! |
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"Why do you want so many cushions on the bed?
Just looks nice x
But the cushions are only on the bed when no one is in the bedroom. Then they get dumped on the floor! "
Ah but they dumped on the floor for a reason lol |
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"Does size really matter?"
We'll say no and that there is such a thing as too big...
But too small is the one we never mention. I've met a guy who had one the size of a button mushroom when erect . Very disappointing.
For me anything under four inches when erect is no fun. The larger ones can be worked up to unless they're really girthy (met one the size and shape of a can of baked beans, that was a challenge and I only went there once) but too small takes the joy away no matter how good he is with his fingers and tongue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does size really matter?
We'll say no and that there is such a thing as too big...
But too small is the one we never mention. I've met a guy who had one the size of a button mushroom when erect . Very disappointing.
For me anything under four inches when erect is no fun. The larger ones can be worked up to unless they're really girthy (met one the size and shape of a can of baked beans, that was a challenge and I only went there once) but too small takes the joy away no matter how good he is with his fingers and tongue."
At long last, I've finally worked out what BBCmeans!! |
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I don't have cushions, or excess shoes, or make-up - I've still got the lipstick I bought for my wedding haha!! Oh my, I've even got a shed - full of wonderful horsey kit!!
I think I may be a man after all, bwahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't you like dick pics?"
Me personally i like the element of surprise.. and have been told the shock on a womans face when it is actually a big one is a turn on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still don't get cushions.
Why do woman use so many toilet rolls, - aren't they aware of the worldwide forest shrinkage?
Or do you stuff them in cusion covers? "
Obviously the person doing her is doing it right coz she got some major spilliage to mop up with all that tissue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On average how long do you normally chat with someone new or friends/hotlist or before you think right we have to meet "
Depends on how well the conversation flows i suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you use the private notes and are they one liners or a lot more detailed,
And I know that's why it's called private  "
I've never used the private notes. |
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"Do you use the private notes and are they one liners or a lot more detailed,
And I know that's why it's called private "
Mostly I use it to mark who I've turned down. Generally it just says no, if it says more than that they really irritated/annoyed me.  |
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"I don't have cushions, or excess shoes, or make-up - I've still got the lipstick I bought for my wedding haha!! Oh my, I've even got a shed - full of wonderful horsey kit!!
I think I may be a man after all, bwahaha! "
I am a geezer bird and proud of it .... can't offer anyone advice on make up and dont do the cleaning ,.... why should I, when there are three men in the house? |
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"Ladies.. why are you all such terrible freinds?.. you semi to slate every freind that isn't with you... then they do the same when your not there"
cause we are bitches hence why most of my friends are male x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies.. why are you all such terrible freinds?.. you semi to slate every freind that isn't with you... then they do the same when your not there"
So true. Good question!!! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
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"Ladies.. why are you all such terrible freinds?.. you semi to slate every freind that isn't with you... then they do the same when your not therecause we are bitches hence why most of my friends are male x"
I'd agree with her but , Shhh don't tell I said but she's such a bitch at times ....
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not wishing to insult anyone but why do women who are iafter single men post multiple shoe pics? I like a nice looking pair of heels but if that's the only pics on their profile it doesn't give much of a clue about what they look like. "
Same goes for dick pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does size really matter?
We'll say no and that there is such a thing as too big...
But too small is the one we never mention. I've met a guy who had one the size of a button mushroom when erect . Very disappointing.
For me anything under four inches when erect is no fun. The larger ones can be worked up to unless they're really girthy (met one the size and shape of a can of baked beans, that was a challenge and I only went there once) but too small takes the joy away no matter how good he is with his fingers and tongue."
What's the average size cock? And do women get turned on by men perving on then on buses, trains etc? |
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"Does size really matter?
We'll say no and that there is such a thing as too big...
But too small is the one we never mention. I've met a guy who had one the size of a button mushroom when erect . Very disappointing.
For me anything under four inches when erect is no fun. The larger ones can be worked up to unless they're really girthy (met one the size and shape of a can of baked beans, that was a challenge and I only went there once) but too small takes the joy away no matter how good he is with his fingers and tongue.
What's the average size cock? And do women get turned on by men perving on then on buses, trains etc?"
Average cock size in the UK is 5 3/4 inches.
No, we don't get turned on by obvious lechery in public. An appreciative look is nice, out and out perving is uncomfortable and inappropriate.
It's kind of like the difference between a true compliment and saying something nice in the hope that you'll get some action. |
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"Why should men put the toilet seat down when we need it up. We don't like touching it as much as you"
Everyone should put not only the seat but the lid down.
As for touching the seat well if the toilet gets cleaned regularly and you wash your hands after using it what's the issue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why don't you like dick pics?
There's more to a man than just his dick, and as said above most look the same
Considering that all dicks look the same, why do women like to have multiple flange pics in their profile, or do they think they all look different? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why do you insist men be good/amazing kisses when clearly some of your aren't so great yourselves. Has a guy ever told you that you were bad ?
Why have you not accepted and embraced the fact that the male gender will always stare at your figure no matter what you wear . We are visual and will always be a visual gender ...lol |
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"Why do you insist men be good/amazing kisses when clearly some of your aren't so great yourselves. Has a guy ever told you that you were bad ?
Why have you not accepted and embraced the fact that the male gender will always stare at your figure no matter what you wear . We are visual and will always be a visual gender ...lol"
We're hypocritical like that
And we do secretly love being stared at x |
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"Why do women find it so hard to reverse ?? "
I love reversing - I live surrounded by narrow country lanes where one often has to stop and back up, and I can whizz backwards with great accuracy and speed, I love seeing people's faces when I do haha! |
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" I like this honesty thing so ladies tell me why do you sometimes fake orgasm during s intercourse?"
So not to let the ego of the other person down or else something else might drop too usually when I know there's not a chance ever of reaching an orgasm will I fake it. |
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"As a man sometimes i think i just want my dick sucked instead of full sex, do women just want there pussy eaten sometimes???
Anyone???"
No I want the full shabang |
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why do you wear short skirts ,sometimes not even that short and then constantly try to pull it down as you walk past .often a mere glance towards a nice pair of legs seems to elicit this response from women |
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"As a man sometimes i think i just want my dick sucked instead of full sex, do women just want there pussy eaten sometimes???"
I'm not really that into penatrive sex so just oral meets suit me fine
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This seemed to work well so let's carry it on
Men ask away
Ladies answer as honest as possible
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What did you think or feel the first time you made yourself cum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a man sometimes i think i just want my dick sucked instead of full sex, do women just want there pussy eaten sometimes???
I'm not really that into penatrive sex so just oral meets suit me fine
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