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"oooh....why do you always go to the loo in 2 or 3's.......... "Damn it Fabio you stole my moment of glory | |||
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"oooh....why do you always go to the loo in 2 or 3's.......... "We need someone to chat to and to have our backs oh and to tell us our arse don't look big in whatever we are wearing oh and to share makeup ummmmmm think that's it. Me, I go on my own cos I'm hard and my arse always looks big in this  | |||
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"A lot of people enjoy having sex in front of a mirror me included, I also love watching as I enter her and pull out, But ladies do you like to solo play in front of one and watch your fingers/sex toy doing the same thing ?" No to be honest guys are definately more visual i think. I like seeing a guy fk me though... | |||
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"A lot of people enjoy having sex in front of a mirror me included, I also love watching as I enter her and pull out, But ladies do you like to solo play in front of one and watch your fingers/sex toy doing the same thing ? No to be honest guys are definately more visual i think. I like seeing a guy fk me though..."  this
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"oooh....why do you always go to the loo in 2 or 3's.......... "To talk about blokes. | |||
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"also... why do you ask the question "do i look good in this?" if 1) our opinion doesn't count anyway 2) the truth lead to physical and/or mental abuse!! "If you do look fat..,then why do you think...."in this" makes the slightest difference. You either are or you are not....and you already know...so why ask? (Hides behind sofa!) | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!! "To match my outfit! And we have lots of stuff Makeup, purse, phone, charger, brush, mirror, tissues, blah blah lol | |||
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" If you do look fat..,then why do you think...."in this" makes the slightest difference. You either are or you are not....and you already know...so why ask? (Hides behind sofa!)" Clothes can make ypu look bigger smaller curvier excentuate ypur best bits... | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!! "A big handbag for all our toys
No seriously, it's amazing how much shit can be accumulated in a women's handbag so we need room to accumulate more 
And it's a women's prerogative to have new clothes, you don't want to be seen out wearing the same outfit twice in a row | |||
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After thousands of years, why haven’t you realized that we don’t pick up on subtle hints? | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!! "cos if we didnt, everyones life around us would fall apart, as we keep everything essential and those things other people have dropped/ forgotten in it.. if ive got enough spare cash for a new bag..ive got enough to get a new outfit.. | |||
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"i am going to take one for team "man" in this thread....
After thousands of years, why haven’t you realized that we don’t pick up on subtle hints?"Because we can but hope | |||
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"i am going to take one for team "man" in this thread....
After thousands of years, why haven’t you realized that we don’t pick up on subtle hints?"cos if we start off loud, you say we are bossy/ shouty/ nagging you..this way we can say weve said it numerous times in the past if you tell us off for such sledgehammer tactics | |||
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"i am going to take one for team "man" in this thread....
After thousands of years, why haven’t you realized that we don’t pick up on subtle hints?"Pmsl to be fair your right with this one. I think we want to give the opportunity to correct yourself cause we are inherently polite?? | |||
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"and What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up? Would you rather we pee on it? "Tidier!! | |||
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"and What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up? Would you rather we pee on it? "To be honest this 1 really doesn't bother me | |||
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"What is the annual average rainfall in the Amazon Rainforest? " An average of 50 to 260 inches (125 to 660 cm.) of rain falls yearly. | |||
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"What is the annual average rainfall in the Amazon Rainforest? " 50-260 inches, I didn't Google honest  | |||
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"What is the annual average rainfall in the Amazon Rainforest? An average of 50 to 260 inches (125 to 660 cm.) of rain falls yearly. " ah, cheers, thanks!
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"Because we then have to put it down and it usually still has your wee on it "either because it smells or we are frightened our cat/dog. rabbit/ budgie or child will either drink from it or fall into it | |||
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"Can you lick your elbow "Yes | |||
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"Can you lick your elbow "I actually can | |||
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"Can you lick your elbow "yes and my own nipples and the tip of my nose..i happen to have a long tongue...lol | |||
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"What is the annual average rainfall in the Amazon Rainforest? 50-260 inches, I didn't Google honest ". | |||
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"why is it that and action by an attractive guy is “cute and romantic” when an ugly one doing the same thing is “creepy,” or is this just a running joke? "It's cute and romantic whoever does it | |||
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"If you can manage to squeeze into 32" waist trousers but it merely displaces all your fat so you look like you're made out of toy balloons... why can't you see that when you look in the mirror? "Because I have a special mirror that lies | |||
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"A lot of people enjoy having sex in front of a mirror me included, I also love watching as I enter her and pull out, But ladies do you like to solo play in front of one and watch your fingers/sex toy doing the same thing ?" Yep, love it  | |||
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"When you have a period is it like heavy pissing or like bits falling out of you? " Or is it like a little french man painting in your arse? | |||
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"oooh....why do you always go to the loo in 2 or 3's.......... "I did this when I was about 16!! | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!! "I have a handbag for necessity only! | |||
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"When you have a period is it like heavy pissing or like bits falling out of you? " Erm i per normally just it will be stained as where the blood and pee comes from are dif places | |||
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"and What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up? Would you rather we pee on it? "You don't hear blokes moaning about having to lift the seat up every time we need to pee. | |||
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"and What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up? Would you rather we pee on it?
You don't hear blokes moaning about having to lift the seat up every time we need to pee.
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"When you have a period is it like heavy pissing or like bits falling out of you? Or is it like a little french man painting in your arse? "These two guys have raised the bar.Superb questions.... | |||
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"oooh....why do you always go to the loo in 2 or 3's.......... "We dont all go to the loo in 2's and 3's. I go alone and always have. Sometimes someone will tag along behind me which I don't mind but I dont need anyone to babysit me in the lav | |||
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"I don't have big handbags, I go to the loo on my own it annoys me when someone says oh ill come with you, im not one for subtle hints I'll just come out and say it. And I don't give a fuck if you put the seat up just put the bloody thing back down when youre done! " I'm a man I think. | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!! "We have yard is sized handbags because our partners are always asking to put their keys, wallet, male type ephemera in it so they can walk about with their hands free. | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... "Wow you have so many questions lol | |||
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"If you can manage to squeeze into 32" waist trousers but it merely displaces all your fat so you look like you're made out of toy balloons... why can't you see that when you look in the mirror? " | |||
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"and What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up? Would you rather we pee on it?
You don't hear blokes moaning about having to lift the seat up every time we need to pee.
"I heard it's more hyginic to keep the lid down when you flush to prevent particles of bacteria getting blown up into the air or on you so I prefer the lid down too. But I wouldn't comment on someone elses habit x | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... "Yes dif shoes for different outfits and occasions and weather | |||
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"I don't have big handbags, I go to the loo on my own it annoys me when someone says oh ill come with you, im not one for subtle hints I'll just come out and say it. And I don't give a fuck if you put the seat up just put the bloody thing back down when youre done!
I'm a man I think. "Same here!! | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... "Ooohhh but you do because they have to match catch your outfit | |||
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"why is it that and action by an attractive guy is “cute and romantic” when an ugly one doing the same thing is “creepy,” or is this just a running joke? "Usually because from a fit guy it's invited/welcomed... When it's not invited or welcomed, it's creepy x | |||
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"If you can manage to squeeze into 32" waist trousers but it merely displaces all your fat so you look like you're made out of toy balloons... why can't you see that when you look in the mirror?
"A girl I used to work with was a size 8. Wore size 6 jeans and a belt winched In so tight she actually looked fat! Full scale muffin top! | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... "But I love shoes and bags and lingerie and girly stuff | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!!
We have yard is sized handbags because our partners are always asking to put their keys, wallet, male type ephemera in it so they can walk about with their hands free."Is ephemera a euphuism for cock ?  | |||
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"Why on a night out how can you be absolutely fine and looking great one minute then the next have your skirt is around your waist, hair like Amy winehouse and your make up looks like it's been done by an angry child ! Heads down !!! Incoming " Are you sure that's not coz you sobered up a bit?? Beer goggles off!! | |||
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"I don't have big handbags, I go to the loo on my own it annoys me when someone says oh ill come with you, im not one for subtle hints I'll just come out and say it. And I don't give a fuck if you put the seat up just put the bloody thing back down when youre done!
I'm a man I think. "Ditto. One handbag (reasonably sized), 5 pairs of shoes (two of which are trainers), I don't ask male opinion regarding anything I wear, watch, or listen to, and I go to the toilet alone. | |||
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"Why on a night out how can you be absolutely fine and looking great one minute then the next have your skirt is around your waist, hair like Amy winehouse and your make up looks like it's been done by an angry child ! Heads down !!! Incoming " Jagerbombs. It's a fine line between tipsy and trollied and normally passed two drinks before you think. | |||
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"Why on a night out how can you be absolutely fine and looking great one minute then the next have your skirt is around your waist, hair like Amy winehouse and your make up looks like it's been done by an angry child ! Heads down !!! Incoming Are you sure that's not coz you sobered up a bit?? Beer goggles off!! "  | |||
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"Why on a night out how can you be absolutely fine and looking great one minute then the next have your skirt is around your waist, hair like Amy winehouse and your make up looks like it's been done by an angry child ! Heads down !!! Incoming Jagerbombs. It's a fine line between tipsy and trollied and normally passed two drinks before you think." Fair enough that explains it all | |||
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"Do you really peruse the 900+ lipstick shades or just grab one? " I'm more of a lip gloss women, colors don't suit me  | |||
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"Why on a night out how can you be absolutely fine and looking great one minute then the next have your skirt is around your waist, hair like Amy winehouse and your make up looks like it's been done by an angry child ! Heads down !!! Incoming Are you sure that's not coz you sobered up a bit?? Beer goggles off!! " My beer goggles broke years ago | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... "I hate shoes  Would go barefoot all the time if I could but apparently it's frowned upon in public
God, I hate bags & shoes & love football. I really am a man | |||
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"Why do the majority of women cover/hide their mouths when they laugh ? " I must be a minority | |||
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"How come when you go shopping you go in 50 different shops but always go back and buy the item you saw in the first one? " Because how do you know what the best item is if you don't see them all? | |||
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"How come when you go shopping you go in 50 different shops but always go back and buy the item you saw in the first one? " Because we have to make sure there isn't something better that we could miss | |||
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"A lot of people enjoy having sex in front of a mirror me included, I also love watching as I enter her and pull out, But ladies do you like to solo play in front of one and watch your fingers/sex toy doing the same thing ?" I don't use a mirror when on my own no as I lie back and enjoy.....but I love sex with someone in.front of.the mirror | |||
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"How come when you go shopping you go in 50 different shops but always go back and buy the item you saw in the first one? " I hate shopping I try to go into as few a shops as I can | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... "I don't think I'm a normal woman....I hate shopping and don't own loads of shoes | |||
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"Why do the majority of women cover/hide their mouths when they laugh ? " I've just been laughing and do cover my Mouth and now even I'm wondering why x | |||
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"How come when you go shopping you go in 50 different shops but always go back and buy the item you saw in the first one? Because how do you know what the best item is if you don't see them all? " | |||
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"Fabio you are my hero for asking questions most men wouldn't dare ask.You are taking the backlash for all us thousands of men." Ask some, see what answers you get | |||
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"Why do the majority of women cover/hide their mouths when they laugh ? " Erm. Never done that and I don't think I know any other women who do...maybe the ones you know who do this are conscious of their halitosis?! | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... I don't think I'm a normal woman....I hate shopping and don't own loads of shoes"Me neither! | |||
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"Why do the majority of women cover/hide their mouths when they laugh ? " must admit I find it highly cute | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... I don't think I'm a normal woman....I hate shopping and don't own loads of shoes
Me neither! "woo hoo I'm not the only one I.feel better now | |||
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"Fabio you are my hero for asking questions" | |||
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" Men can feel their willies moving when they walk or during sports... ... do you feel your vagina doing something during intense sport activity ?" Interesting question! Yes is the answer, when doing certain weights I feel something in my fanny, the main one is tricep push downs! Weird but when you increase the weight I get quite a nice feeling in my fanny! | |||
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"Would you trust your Female "friends" if they were left alone with your partner after a night out drinking " Depends on the friend, if it was a swinging friend then yes and I'd want to know all the details the next morning
A 'normal' friend then that is completely different but I would trust my other half | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ?" Not where I'm from! Over the years I've been glassed and head butted in the face by girls and smacked in the face with a Nokia 3210! But I suppose women have longer hair, easier to grab. | |||
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"More of a personal question and for the Women/couples that have talked with in pm's or noticed me in the forums, Does the fact that I don't have anything written on my profile at the moment influence your decision on meeting me" Yes I assume you aren't interested in chatting of meeting atm xx | |||
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"Would you trust your Female "friends" if they were left alone with your partner after a night out drinking " Not at all I know how horny I get when im d*unk x | |||
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"Would you trust your Female "friends" if they were left alone with your partner after a night out drinking " yes | |||
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"Would you trust your Female "friends" if they were left alone with your partner after a night out drinking " Yes I would have done | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ? Not where I'm from! Over the years I've been glassed and head butted in the face by girls and smacked in the face with a Nokia 3210! But I suppose women have longer hair, easier to grab. " ive been slapped usually i just smile and walk away...only once did i lose my temper with a woman and i got her by the neck up against a wall and lifted her off of the ground..then dropped her..not at all pleasant..i was a teenager at the time | |||
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"Why when attending a wedding do you insist on a new outfit,shoes,hat,jewellery and underwear ? When you have stuff in your wardrobe that's never been worn ? " See, I'm not a girlie girl (I have never bought a wedding specific outfit, just picked a nice frock) but I have a theory as to this. If you go to a wedding as the plus one of someone then all of their family and friends will spend the entire night judging you since weddings make people consider the long term and you might be it. If you go to a member of your family or friend's wedding then there will be loads of people there you know, some of whom you haven't seen in ages so school reunion having to look better than they remember rules kick in. Or it's one of those bloody weddings that asks the guests to dress for a theme, in which case you may not have something suitable. | |||
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"in fact..... shoes.... what the whole deal about shoes!!! you can't really tell us you "need" as many shoes as you own.... "because if your weight changes your shoe size stays the same so its the one constant that it is enjoyable to buy | |||
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"Why when attending a wedding do you insist on a new outfit,shoes,hat,jewellery and underwear ? When you have stuff in your wardrobe that's never been worn ? " I used to joke that my ex wife had 4 wardrobes crammed full of bugger all to wear. Trouble is, it was no joke. | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!!
We have yard is sized handbags because our partners are always asking to put their keys, wallet, male type ephemera in it so they can walk about with their hands free.
Is ephemera a euphuism for cock ? "I don't think it is. I've never had any desire to put my cock in a ladies handbag, so it can't mean that. | |||
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"Why when attending a wedding do you insist on a new outfit,shoes,hat,jewellery and underwear ? When you have stuff in your wardrobe that's never been worn ? I used to joke that my ex wife had 4 wardrobes crammed full of bugger all to wear. Trouble is, it was no joke." I extended mine at the back to take care of that. Only thing is the ruddy fawns keep wearing my leopard print | |||
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"oooh....why do you always go to the loo in 2 or 3's.......... "There are a few reasons for this. 1. Loo roll drama. A mate will always pass you some. 2. We want to talk about stuff that we dont want you to pretend to listen too. 3. A woman going the toilet alone gets more attention than a group. Thus if our hair isnt perfect or our lipstick reapplying we can merge into the gang. Next!!!! Mrs _d40 | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!!
We have yard is sized handbags because our partners are always asking to put their keys, wallet, male type ephemera in it so they can walk about with their hands free."My partner has a thing about pint glasses. When he sees one at the pub his first question is "how big is your handbag"? We have them to steal glasses Mrs _d40 | |||
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"Would you trust your Female "friends" if they were left alone with your partner after a night out drinking Not at all I know how horny I get when im d*unk x" Most of them yes... | |||
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"Is make-up a woman's one true most important vice/ need ?" No thats men. | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ?" I don't know cos the last time I got a knife pulled on me so I punched her in the face. | |||
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"How come when you go shopping you go in 50 different shops but always go back and buy the item you saw in the first one? " I do my research online and usually buy the first thing in the first shop. I hate shoe shopping. Go to the toilet alone. I think I must be a man!! | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ? I don't know cos the last time I got a knife pulled on me so I punched her in the face." Note to self; don't go to Burton on Trent. | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ? Not where I'm from! Over the years I've been glassed and head butted in the face by girls and smacked in the face with a Nokia 3210! But I suppose women have longer hair, easier to grab. " Another note to self; or Wales. | |||
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"i am going to take one for team "man" in this thread....
After thousands of years, why haven’t you realized that we don’t pick up on subtle hints?"We have. This is why a lot of womens profiles are full of negatives. Men dont understand when a woman makes a positive statement such as "I like intelligent chat". She will then get messages like "wot u up 2". So she puts on her profile DONT send me meesages like "wot u up 2" and then she gets slated for being negative. ?????? | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ? I don't know cos the last time I got a knife pulled on me so I punched her in the face. Note to self; don't go to Burton on Trent. " It didn't happen in Burton on Trent. | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ? I don't know cos the last time I got a knife pulled on me so I punched her in the face. Note to self; don't go to Burton on Trent. It didn't happen in Burton on Trent." Note to self; find out where testarosa is going to be. And go somewhere else....... | |||
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"When women fight , why do go for eachothers hair instead of just throwing a punch ? I don't know cos the last time I got a knife pulled on me so I punched her in the face. Note to self; don't go to Burton on Trent. It didn't happen in Burton on Trent. Note to self; find out where testarosa is going to be. And go somewhere else....... "*waves. . . Next? | |||
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"Ok...haven't read every question, so if it's been asked... Can you tell if a man is over 6 Inches...in length...not girth..? And does it make much difference..? I couldn't care less what the answer is, but I know some people will. I'm about 6, but can't do anything about it, so my life goes on... "Yes and No | |||
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"Why do women need so many bottles of shampoo and conditioner in the shower? Why do women keep so much junk in the bathroom?" Cos people buy it for us when they don't know what to buy us for birthday/Christmas- much like socks and men. | |||
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"Ok...haven't read every question, so if it's been asked... Can you tell if a man is over 6 Inches...in length...not girth..? And does it make much difference..? I couldn't care less what the answer is, but I know some people will. I'm about 6, but can't do anything about it, so my life goes on... "6 inches is perfect | |||
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"Ladies; why is it all references to violent altercations are made by you, and not by testosterone fuelled men?
Are men the lovers not the fighters?
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" Men can feel their willies moving when they walk or during sports... ... do you feel your vagina doing something during intense sport activity ?" YES , only when I ride my bicycle | |||
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"Why do women need so many bottles of shampoo and conditioner in the shower? Why do women keep so much junk in the bathroom?" Because the consequences of running out and having none left are SEVERE. Also they often have 3 for 2 offers in Boots. | |||
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"If I have nothing to offer, why do you want to fuck me?" to see if the toilet wall rumours are true | |||
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"If I have nothing to offer, why do you want to fuck me?" my expression of intimacy isnt based on what the other person thinks he has or does not have..i offer..it depends if he allows ... | |||
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"Ladies; why is it all references to violent altercations are made by you, and not by testosterone fuelled men?
Are men the lovers not the fighters?
"You're asking for a smack. | |||
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"Ladies; why is it all references to violent altercations are made by you, and not by testosterone fuelled men?
Are men the lovers not the fighters?
You're asking for a smack. "Nooooooooooo. I abhor violence. That's not wholly true bearing in mind what I'm doing right now. But generally speaking, I'm a lover not a fighter. | |||
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"Why do you insist on having cushions?" to prop up my hips of course
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"also... why do you ask the question "do i look good in this?" if 1) our opinion doesn't count anyway 2) the truth lead to physical and/or mental abuse!! "I go to the loo on my own. I don't want to chat to people when I'm peeing. I ask if I look good in something for an honest answer. It may not make me get rid of the comfy denim shirt dress but I will know not to wear it when I'm with you. You're honesty will not lead to mental or physical abuse. | |||
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"When you see a Man/Woman who you find attractive, What's the 1st 2nd and 3rd thought that goes through your head" 1 yummmmmmmmmmmmm 2 look down, for the feet 3 what am i looking at his feet for? | |||
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"Why do you insist on having cushions? to prop up my hips of course
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"When you see a Man/Woman who you find attractive, What's the 1st 2nd and 3rd thought that goes through your head 1 yummmmmmmmmmmmm 2 look down, for the feet 3 what am i looking at his feet for? "Big shoes doesn't always mean a big ....
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"1) oh my 2) Will he/she look at me 3) Shit why didn't I wear a different dress "1)
2) YES
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"When you see a Man/Woman who you find attractive, What's the 1st 2nd and 3rd thought that goes through your head 1 yummmmmmmmmmmmm 2 look down, for the feet 3 what am i looking at his feet for?
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Or is it if he has nice shoes and takes care of them there is a good chance he takes care of himself "neither... i have a foot thing...im looking to see if hes wearing boots, if hes wearing boots of a particular brand..i get a rush...hehehe its an automatic thing now..not an associated thing to do with his cock. if i thought he was yum and its confirmed hes wearing boots..i go into some kind of altered state swoon thing | |||
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"If you can manage to squeeze into 32" waist trousers but it merely displaces all your fat so you look like you're made out of toy balloons... why can't you see that when you look in the mirror? "Mirrors lie! I look gorgeous in my mirror at home (it's old and mottled) but mirrors in the world out there make me look old, short and fat. Once you're out there you're already wearing the balloon art outfit. | |||
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"When you have a period is it like heavy pissing or like bits falling out of you? " Do you really want to know? When I used to have periods it was heavy bits falling out of me for days. That's not what it's like for everyone and it wasn't always so but, for me, that was my erperience. | |||
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"Do you really peruse the 900+ lipstick shades or just grab one? " I peruse a third of them to find the right shade. | |||
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"If a man says something in the forest but there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?" Lol, yeah!!! | |||
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"Would you trust your Female "friends" if they were left alone with your partner after a night out drinking " Yes. | |||
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"Why do you always think exercising one bodypart only and hours of cardio is the answer to weightloss ? " We don't always. Cardio sucks. Gimme a squat rack and some free weights anyday! | |||
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"When you go shopping, how often do you eye up other shoppers bums as they are bending over the freezer compartment? " Rarely or never... bad lighting, harassed mums and ride shoppers don't have me in the ogling mood Now people sty of at a bar waiting to be served is a whole different matter Rach x | |||
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"When you go shopping, how often do you eye up other shoppers bums as they are bending over the freezer compartment? Rarely or never... bad lighting, harassed mums and ride shoppers don't have me in the ogling mood Now people sty of at a bar waiting to be served is a whole different matter Rach x" Rude* Stood* (my phone hates me btw!) | |||
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"oooh....why do you always go to the loo in 2 or 3's.......... "To talk about you and give you time to get to the bar for refills | |||
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"If I have nothing to offer, why do you want to fuck me? my expression of intimacy isnt based on what the other person thinks he has or does not have..i offer..it depends if he allows ..." Great answer ! | |||
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"If I have nothing to offer, why do you want to fuck me? my expression of intimacy isnt based on what the other person thinks he has or does not have..i offer..it depends if he allows ... Great answer ! " thank you..its truth from my perspective x | |||
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"When you see a Man/Woman who you find attractive, What's the 1st 2nd and 3rd thought that goes through your head" 1. Yummmm 2. Look at the eyes 3. Nice bum | |||
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"When you have a period is it like heavy pissing or like bits falling out of you? Or is it like a little french man painting in your arse?
These two guys have raised the bar.Superb questions.... "Periods can change from feeling wet to feeling like ur insides are falling out of u and u want to commit murder or cry | |||
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" Given that all women are gorgeous and sexy, why aren't you all lesbians or at least bi? I know i would be. " i am bi | |||
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"how do you work the washing machine? and why do you always twist when we leave the dishes in the dishwasher? they are quite happy sitting in there until you need them "Cos u have no where to put the dirty dishes DOH | |||
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"i'm on a roll now... why do you have tardis sized handbags! why do you need a new outfit everytime you get a new tardis sized handbag!! "LOL! | |||
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"and What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up? Would you rather we pee on it?
You don't hear blokes moaning about having to lift the seat up every time we need to pee.
I heard it's more hyginic to keep the lid down when you flush to prevent particles of bacteria getting blown up into the air or on you so I prefer the lid down too. But I wouldn't comment on someone elses habit x "Why does no woman on this thread seem able to differentiate between the seat and the lid? | |||
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"Why do you always think exercising one bodypart only and hours of cardio is the answer to weightloss ? We don't always. Cardio sucks. Gimme a squat rack and some free weights anyday!" You get better with every post :p | |||
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" Given that all women are gorgeous and sexy, why aren't you all lesbians or at least bi? I know i would be. " That's why I'm bi | |||
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