"...entertain me 
You turned into a single guy or summat? 
thought i'd give it a try - see what all the fuss is about "
Oh hun, we need Champagne, a couple of horny guys and whatever else you can think of |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lets synchronise our watches, and at the third stroke, we'll have a communial wank 
Will we be finished in time for the X Factor results though?"
Yes, if ya cum on the third stroke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ok, look up and listen to a song by a guy called Bob Rivers.
Its a Christmas song, based on Walking in a Winter Wonderland, and its called Walking Round in Womens Underwear!
Enjoy! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
so bored here, damned strictly is on the telly, no doubt K will then watch the 'my ego is bigger than yours' results  even fitted a new knife sheath to me diving kit, but that only took 2 minutes, no I won't use it on the telly cable although I am sorely tempted  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"so bored here, damned strictly is on the telly, no doubt K will then watch the 'my ego is bigger than yours' results even fitted a new knife sheath to me diving kit, but that only took 2 minutes, no I won't use it on the telly cable although I am sorely tempted
you need distracting  xx"
I do I do I do!!!! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"K has just informed me that other show for has beens starts in 45 minutes ....... anyone know a nunnery that needs livening up?
yep, here!!!!!!!
but you want K not me
OK I'll have you "
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thank you xxxxxxxxx |
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"K has just informed me that other show for has beens starts in 45 minutes ....... anyone know a nunnery that needs livening up?
yep, here!!!!!!!
but you want K not me
OK I'll have you
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thank you xxxxxxxxx"
My and your pleasure
xxxxx |
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"K has just informed me that other show for has beens starts in 45 minutes ....... anyone know a nunnery that needs livening up?
yep, here!!!!!!!
but you want K not me
OK I'll have you
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thank you xxxxxxxxx
My and your pleasure
xxxxx "
what are you two (thre???) doing without my knowledge... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"K has just informed me that other show for has beens starts in 45 minutes ....... anyone know a nunnery that needs livening up?
yep, here!!!!!!!
but you want K not me "
yep, and I'm straight, lmao xx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"K has just informed me that other show for has beens starts in 45 minutes ....... anyone know a nunnery that needs livening up?
yep, here!!!!!!!
but you want K not me
OK I'll have you
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thank you xxxxxxxxx
My and your pleasure
xxxxx
what are you two (thre???) doing without my knowledge..."
absolutely nothing we have no secrets  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"he started it^^^^^^^^^ 
ok so I'm an old banger but there is still petrol in the tank
spark in the ignition?
without doubt
Start your engine, looks like we're in for a bumpy ride"
we can go off road and use gthe 4 x 4 |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"hahaha you lot are funny
and don't think you are to old to go over my knee young lady!
i may not be too old but i think i might break the fecker "
no chance, and I'll prove it next time I see you at Chams xxx |
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"he started it^^^^^^^^^
ok so I'm an old banger but there is still petrol in the tank
spark in the ignition?
without doubt
Start your engine, looks like we're in for a bumpy ride
we can go off road and use gthe 4 x 4 "
Sorry I'm built for comfort not speed lol |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"he started it^^^^^^^^^
ok so I'm an old banger but there is still petrol in the tank
spark in the ignition?
without doubt
Start your engine, looks like we're in for a bumpy ride
we can go off road and use gthe 4 x 4
Sorry I'm built for comfort not speed lol"
so are 4 x 4's |
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"he started it^^^^^^^^^
ok so I'm an old banger but there is still petrol in the tank
spark in the ignition?
without doubt
Start your engine, looks like we're in for a bumpy ride
we can go off road and use gthe 4 x 4
Sorry I'm built for comfort not speed lol"
hmmm thats where i've been going wrong then,so its not about speed |
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"he started it^^^^^^^^^
ok so I'm an old banger but there is still petrol in the tank
spark in the ignition?
without doubt
Start your engine, looks like we're in for a bumpy ride
we can go off road and use gthe 4 x 4
Sorry I'm built for comfort not speed lol
hmmm thats where i've been going wrong then,so its not about speed "
Oh hun, trust me, you never went wrong! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"ok.... prove it
you would run a mile if I said I would come to Livingston next time I'm in Scotland! But ...................... I might just surprise you "
More than welcome A (dinnae tell him I don't actually live there) |
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