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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are Sky remotes the now default cock measuring tool?
I sometimes have a look in the new pics section and I saw one the other day,proud cock pic with Sky remote and tip of penis about level.You couldn't see the bottom of the remote tho.I reckon it was somewhere near his arsehole...
I'll never criticize anyone's size or what they're into,but it was a ridiculous pic and made the guy look desperate to prove something he wasn't... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think the point to be made is that men will stick their willies in and against anything in an effort to make them look bigger."
Doughnuts is the official measurement for girth and length. If you can manage a baker's dozen then you win the prize. Mini ring doughnuts don't count.
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They are of course passe, but I've seen a few pics - like the op - where either the viewing angle is used as an attempt to make said maggot appear more worm sized, or the remotes base is either surgically implanted into him, or he's exploring what it might be like to get pegged.
I once read those bottom of the bed drapes in hotels are a haven for multiple guys semen, as they're washed infrequently. Sky remotes probably could match that.
I dislike sky - not the lovely blue stuff above our heads - so a remote device is not going to help impress me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I either have a massive cock or the worlds smallest sky remote? Check it out
Thanks, but I think I'll pass if it's all the same to you"
It's funny, honestly. 
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I think the point to be made is that men will stick their willies in and against anything in an effort to make them look bigger.
Doughnuts is the official measurement for girth and length. If you can manage a baker's dozen then you win the prize. Mini ring doughnuts don't count.
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The bloody holes aren't big enough and they crumble if stretched.
Not that I've ever tried. 
I just spotted someone with an actual, genuine cock/tape measure shot - how friggin shocking is that? 
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*you could clearly see he'd started measuring at the 2" mark - bless!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think the point to be made is that men will stick their willies in and against anything in an effort to make them look bigger.
Doughnuts is the official measurement for girth and length. If you can manage a baker's dozen then you win the prize. Mini ring doughnuts don't count.
The bloody holes aren't big enough and they crumble if stretched.
Not that I've ever tried.
I just spotted someone with an actual, genuine cock/tape measure shot - how friggin shocking is that?
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*you could clearly see he'd started measuring at the 2" mark - bless!! "
You'd need extra wide doughnuts from memory of your pictures. |
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