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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?
I want to see:
0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone
Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush
DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q
Any more?
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Here's a few!!
The 'Yay my thread hit 175' badge.
The 'Fuck - my thread's still on zero' badge (obviously significantly smaller than the one above)
Various coloured sized badges for achieving pages 1-7 on most fabbed for the pic fab addicts.
Status Update of the Week
Forum Post of the Week
Best pic with a root vegetable of the week.
The forum suicide badge.
And not a badge - but an 'I've posted a meet every day for a month and all I got was this lousy T-shirt' T-Shirt.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for the guys who only have pics of their cock, but 27 of them from every conceivable angle. The badge would be the shape of a cock of course  "
 You nailed that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a few!!
The 'Yay my thread hit 175' badge.
The 'Fuck - my thread's still on zero' badge (obviously significantly smaller than the one above)
Various coloured sized badges for achieving pages 1-7 on most fabbed for the pic fab addicts.
Status Update of the Week
Forum Post of the Week
Best pic with a root vegetable of the week.
The forum suicide badge.
And not a badge - but an 'I've posted a meet every day for a month and all I got was this lousy T-shirt' T-Shirt.
A"
LOVE this!! Almost poignant in places!! |
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"The tumble badge. For posting a thread with zero comments "
The bit desperate but we love you badge where you have to repost to your own thread to get it going.
Mr DDC already has 10 of these, deserving a further badge in itself!
Mrs DDC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q
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Just seen these after you mentioned it! Fantastic - much kudos DDC. I have no idea how you got away with them but much respect.
You two seem to have so much fun in your pictures it's hard not to smile.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
The Hollywood badge for most famous stolen celeb pics
The . for the shortest profile
The Ian Paisley badge for the most No's and Nevers on a profile
A chocolate teapot badge for people with a disclaimer on their profile
and a little straightjacket badge for anyone who's had a night out with me
All badges to be made by Jim's Mum.
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"The bit desperate but we love you badge where you have to repost to your own thread to get it going.
Mr DDC already has 10 of these, deserving a further badge in itself!
Mrs DDC"
The "Indignant 'Cheeky mare'" badge for when your wife tells you she has a funny post, but secretly can't resist a little dig at you too!
 
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The "I have a single profile, but don't tell my Mrs badge"
For guys who can't accommodate and only have selfie pics of their cocks taken in bathroom.
An "I've been on here over a year and got no meets" badge to save guys the trouble of posting in the forums. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
A 'can't you see how popular I am badge' for single ladies with more than 300 messages a day (and no filters since it's their choice). And a 'can't you see I can pull a popular fittie' badge for those lucky few males who get verified by them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A "Two is better than One" badge for couples who have pics of both the male and female.
-Courtney
They actually exist?? Thought it was a myth!! "
It's a rare badge, but maybe it will entice people to actually have pics of both?
And yes, they do exist. There is a super cute guy with pics on our profile and when I can con him into taking more I'm going to get as many posted of him as I can 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 'can't you see how popular I am badge' for single ladies with more than 300 messages a day (and no filters since it's their choice). And a 'can't you see I can pull a popular fittie' badge for those lucky few males who get verified by them.
;-)"
lol! |
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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago
Crete or LANCASTER |
There's got to be a Bull**** award for services to forums.
And a
Boring Bastard award for the most repeated thread, like. . . I can't even write it.
And SPELLING. It does matter.
Ladies do you want your man to smell of Colon?
.. . Or Cologne? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
A (plastic) knight on horseback for the quickest white knighting post.
A axe and grindstone motif badge for the person who can take a thread from 'nice weather, anyone out today?' to 'ruddy Muslims' in one post.
The black dog award for having a blacker dog than anyone else. Also known as the Eleven-Arife challenge cup.
A pet hypocrite for the person who posts one thing on a single guy post, but the direct opposite when a single lady posts the same thing.
The green arrow of doom for those who asked the same question 6 days running.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The "hopeful sycophant" badge, for "there's no way my penis would have this many fabs if it weren't for men wanting my attractive partner"
(I'd wear it with pride) |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"The gravestone badge. For having the unnatural ability to kill a thread stone dead with a post, even if it is quite innocuous.
I have a few of these..."
Thought I'd do my bit and save you from another.  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The gravestone badge. For having the unnatural ability to kill a thread stone dead with a post, even if it is quite innocuous.
I have a few of these...
Thought I'd do my bit and save you from another.
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Careful its infectious...
I must remove the curse... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A "Two is better than One" badge for couples who have pics of both the male and female.
-Courtney
They actually exist?? Thought it was a myth!!
It's a rare badge, but maybe it will entice people to actually have pics of both?
And yes, they do exist. There is a super cute guy with pics on our profile and when I can con him into taking more I'm going to get as many posted of him as I can
-Courtney"
Look forward to it Courtney! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few negative badges ......
Dickhead Badge:
For all those wannabe swingers who think that means in the park still
TW Badge:
Does it need explanation really ?
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"One for the guys who only have pics of their cock, but 27 of them from every conceivable angle. The badge would be the shape of a cock of course "
named the 'i have one' badge...hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?
I want to see:
0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone
Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush
DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q
Any more?
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I would want the haribo badge one lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?
I want to see:
0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone
Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush
DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q
Any more?
I would want the haribo badge one lol."
But did you earn it, Shag? Have you actually had your cock milked behind a bush yet?
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?
I want to see:
0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone
Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush
DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q
Any more?
I would want the haribo badge one lol.
But did you earn it, Shag? Have you actually had your cock milked behind a bush yet?
-Courtney"
No. I haven't earned it yet and haven't had it milked outside yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i be the 1st to award myself the bladey is a twat badge pleeeeez
Your not the 1st
Nothing beats the nasher fab vaj badge
We're still waiting for them...."
Hmmm empty promises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.
Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business "
Fanny or funny? Pmsl..
Oh no you don't! Pre-warned! |
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"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.
Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business
Fanny or funny? Pmsl..
Oh no you don't! Pre-warned! "
My spelling isn't quite that bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.
Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business
Fanny or funny? Pmsl..
Oh no you don't! Pre-warned!
My spelling isn't quite that bad "
I'm still pmsl.. |
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"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.
Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business
Fanny or funny? Pmsl..
Oh no you don't! Pre-warned!
My spelling isn't quite that bad
I'm still pmsl.."
Theres pads for that  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
An "it's everybody's fault but mine that I can get a meet" badge.
A spat dummy badge.
A "we're all here for the same thing" badge, (for those who can't understand why, when everyone is here for sex, nobody will have sex with them).
An "I've got boobs and a fanny so you have to jump through hoops for me" badge.
An "I've got a cock, what more could I possibly need?" badge. |
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"An "it's everybody's fault but mine that I can get a meet" badge.
A spat dummy badge.
A "we're all here for the same thing" badge, (for those who can't understand why, when everyone is here for sex, nobody will have sex with them).
An "I've got boobs and a fanny so you have to jump through hoops for me" badge.
An "I've got a cock, what more could I possibly need?" badge."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've noticed that the number of "midnight" badge holders seem to be on the increase lately... which is all good I suppose as if Im working in a bad day from say 5am till 1am and by some miracle there is an urge that needs to be sated then there are options...
From my experience most tend to be either dogging officianados who want to make sure that there's absolutely no chance of boy racers or pesky kiljoy plod lurking around, or ladies/couples who have been out having a few and suddenly feel a bit frisky... |
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