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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I want to get a feel for you all.. What does your mantlepiece reveal about you? What's on it? And why?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't have one

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"I don't have one

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I don't have one either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before it fell off the fireplace it used to be the place I'd put candles / flowers & photos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of the poppies from the display in the moat at the Tower of London in memory of my great uncle who was killed in WW1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you believe dust?

Mind you, its been some weeks since i poked a fire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smart arses!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I don't have one

I don't have one either

Nor me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one

I don't have one either

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nor me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One doesn't look at the mantelepiece whilst poking the fire...one uses a netto bag for the mingers

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Lego...lots and lots of Lego...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One doesn't look at the mantelepiece whilst poking the fire...one uses a netto bag for the mingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Before it fell off the fireplace it used to be the place I'd put candles / flowers & photos."

I have two Yankee candles, a vintage clock.. And a vase of sunflowers.. I think they look a bit dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have one

I don't have one either

Nor me."

Feck orf!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would you believe dust?

Mind you, its been some weeks since i poked a fire. "

As I suspected

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

I dont have one as I live in one room

But if I did have one, it would have several candles, some month old receipts, a handful of coppers, a dead scratchcard, a semi precious stone, a USB stick, a screw and a hair band

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of the poppies from the display in the moat at the Tower of London in memory of my great uncle who was killed in WW1

this

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Not Had one for Years.. Seems the Mantelpiece is in Danger !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fairy lights and candles..just means I like pretty lights! .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not Had one for Years.. Seems the Mantelpiece is in Danger !!

It's not the mantlepiece as we know it Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not Had one for Years.. Seems the Mantelpiece is in Danger !!

How so?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to get a feel for you all.. What does your mantlepiece reveal about you? What's on it? And why?

A pair of shirasaya.

Because I've no where else to put them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fairy lights and candles..just means I like pretty lights! . "

Fairy lights. A vivid imagination.. And diverse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not Had one for Years.. Seems the Mantelpiece is in Danger !!

How so?"

Because a large number of houses, even large multi bedroomed detached, no longer have fireplaces, fires installed, often just plain walls.

Heating by way of underfloor, heat pumps and radiators etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one

I don't have one either

Nor me.

Feck orf!

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oh I say how rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to get a feel for you all.. What does your mantlepiece reveal about you? What's on it? And why?

A pair of shirasaya.

Because I've no where else to put them.

Shirasaya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not Had one for Years.. Seems the Mantelpiece is in Danger !!

How so?

Because a large number of houses, even large multi bedroomed detached, no longer have fireplaces, fires installed, often just plain walls.

Heating by way of underfloor, heat pumps and radiators etc.

Bog off canis bloody party poopa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have one

I don't have one either

Nor me.

Feck orf!

oh I say how rude

Oh I can be

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

Before i cleaned it yesterday, cat hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't got one. Sorry if I'm not really helping this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a large oak one which has nothing on it at all and the one in the dining room has 2 statues of springer spaniels on

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

"I want to get a feel for you all.. What does your mantlepiece reveal about you? What's on it? And why?

We don't have one....only a log burner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have one

I don't have one either

Nor me.

Feck orf!

oh I say how rude

Oh I can be

How come i only got a bog off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am feeling like a minority here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A clock that way I know when my two and a half minutes are up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to get a feel for you all.. What does your mantlepiece reveal about you? What's on it? And why?

A pair of shirasaya.

Because I've no where else to put them.

Shirasaya?"

Correct. How did you guess?

Watch out everyone, this guys good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine has arse pictures on it.

Wait, did you just say you wanted to feel me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine has arse pictures on it.

Wait, did you just say you wanted to feel me?"

Tempting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to get a feel for you all.. What does your mantlepiece reveal about you? What's on it? And why?

A pair of shirasaya.

Because I've no where else to put them.

Shirasaya?

Correct. How did you guess?

Watch out everyone, this guys good.

At?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

(From left to right)

* a ceramic phrenology head

* small, compartmented rosewood and brass box containing smokables

* long space

* a gold box for roachables

* 4 large candle/candle holders

* a ceramic palmisrty hand

What does this say?

Whatever you want to to. It looks pretty. There's a proper fire n' everything. It's a nice room...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm away to be a lurker again. Your just not playing the game'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you should know but for the ones who dont I have two large yankee candles, two small yankee candle sampler holders, in the middle is a cool witch in a tree yankee wax melt holder (sending a theme) and two dragons which I painted myself

I think it says I like candles and halloweeny stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pictures of family

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Kids paintings atm.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman over a year ago

Wok-ish Horsell temporarily

Mine's got my birthday cards on it. My bad. They've been there for a month! Behind them is a glass box, more of a rectangular shape actually, filled with shells and dried plant stuff which tones with the curtains, two ball candles, a set of vintage dominoes in a tin, badges, the odd earring, gift vouchers and loads of dust. Best get on it ... In the morning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Appropriate family photos and Optimus Prime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Several trophy's and a couple of skulls would like to move the trophy's to a box in the attic really, but the skulls can stay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have one

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

A big Poole Odyssey vase, a Caithness crystal clock (that needs a new battery) and a couple of pieces of Limoges cos I is a classy bint dontcha know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope. Mantlepieces are soooo 80s

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Loads of little camper vans .. An incense burner and some pretty candles

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We don't have one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the 3 wise monkeys but theyre 3 wise buddhas - and currently crammed with congrats cards for my daughter getting a first in her degree and passsing her driving test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have one

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't want to feel left out, but I don't have one, sooo my window sill has... a vase of flowers and a Egyptian black cat with a jewelled collar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large carved wooden heart and a wooden photo frame to match said heart with a pic of the gawjus girly IN it.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago